So I've been hired as a Janitor for a local High school

>>38671408
Start banging the high school qts anon

>>38671431
And get arrested? Nope.

I might just take pictures and fap all day long.

>>38671408
What experience do you need to be a janitor?

>>38671408
Bumping for mopping stories.

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>>38671408
>school was the worst hell of my life
>be put on display as a symbol of failure and servitude
>need to clean up after the types of cockbags that tormented me

how about what the fuck is wrong with you?

>>38671498
>And get arrested? Nope.

my god, you're a fucking pussy

Is busdriver a robot job ?

>>38671512
None. When i applied they said they would take anyone. Guess i was the first to apply.
>>38671579
I know but it beats being homeless.
>>38671591
Maybe i will.

>>38671498

>I might just take pictures and fap all day long.

If you're going to get arrested, just fuck them.

>>38671630
Listening to stupid kids babble for a couple of hours eh i would say probably.

>>38671579
You got it all wrong dude. You never knew a bad ass, kind of mysterious janitor? Mine was Lyle. Literally fucking Lyle. Dude was chill man, definitely an old Deadhead hippie. Had a couple cute daughters too. Lyle.

>>38671579

Dude, grow the fuck up. They're literally mentally retarded children. That's all high schoolers are. I mean, high school says enough.

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>>38671713
oh boy, I'll be admired by stoners and robots. isn't that something to brighten your day.

>>38671722
oh if it doesn't bother you go pick up their literal shit that they purposely leave to fuck up your day.

kids will clog a toilet to see it overflow. and that fucking janitor has to stay until it is cleaned.

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>>38671630
Consider being a bus driver at a big college campus. Depending on the uni you don't even have to collect money from the students, and barely have to interact with them. One of the drivers at my uni even vapes in the bus while driving. That could be a bonus.

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Do you get paid in hot pockets?

>>38671408
I worked as a sort of assistant janitor at a shopping mall and it's great.

No one bothers you or asks you for anything or throws a fucking fit because they want to use coupons or talk to your manager or something, you just clean things.

>>38671796
It's doesn't take 8 hours to clean a toilet dude. if it is completely clogged then you just have the admins call a plumber and that's now his problem.