>"the sex was great but oh boy was she crazy. never stick

>>38669004
But bro, i had a gf and i know what its like to be lonely. One thing doesn't exclude the other

>>38669061
you'll never know the feeling of permanent solitude
as such, i welcome you to leave

>>38669004
Seriously. Never stick your dick in crazy. Sex is amazing but the amount of bullshit and apoplexy-inducing rage moments was too much to handle. I've shaved at least three months off my life dealing with that bullshit.

>>38669136
>Anonymous 07/28/17(Fri)00:40:50 No.38669136
FUCK OFF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>38669004
>just playing videogames
>ANON YOU FORGOT TO GET A GALLON OF MILK
>go get the fucking milk
>Go back to happily playing videogames
>ANON I JUST STARTED MY PERIOD CAN YOU GET ME SOME MAXIPADS

>>38669004
Normies saying "just do X and your life will get better" are the ones I don't tolerate. As if I didn't know how to fix my life. As if I hadn't heard that same piece of advise a million times. As if I hadn't tried and still failed consistently over and over.

>>38669004
This is just plain good life advice, though. It's all objectively true.

>>38669209
>person is dehydrated (compare: virgin)
>"man, don't drink cola, it taste great but it's bad for your teeth. never drink cola"
>"water isn't everything in life"
>"a glass of water won't make you happy"
>"btw I'm drinking my morning coffee right now as I do every day, but trust me, I've been thirsty before"
Great advice.

>>38669382
Your comparison is fucking retarded and so are you. No wonder you're a virgin

>>38669004
>don't stick your dick in crazy!
I hate this phrase so much because it's always uttered by some douchy 20 year old that just figured out metonomy and now feels he's clever.

they always say it with that smug looking to the side face and emphasize the last few syllables with their hands.

>BRUH. hah, NEVER....STICK. YOUR....DICK... IN... CRAZY! haha trust me on that man...

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>>38670777
Excuse me Normie, did you just speak to that man before he finished his coffee. You know that is a no no right?

>he has never had x but he thinks it will make everything better despite not having any experience
>people who have had x tell you it's not that fucking simple and that life isn't so basic
>NO FUCK U, U DON'T EVEN KNOW

this is like the opposite of sour grapes

>>38672295
>U DON'T EVEN KNOW
And vice versa. You don't know what's it like being a 26 yo KHHV. It's nowhere near as sad and depressing as being a 26 yo chad who fucks different qts every friday night.

>>38672369
Only on Fridays? More like Brad Anon, Chad fucks every day. I am Chad, I should know.

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>>38672369
you aren't going to be that fucking interchangeable.

does having a girlfriend for 3 onths and finding out she cheated on me a fucking chad now? no it fucking DOESN'T

AND NEITHER IS HAVING A GIRL ASK YOU OUT ONLY TO FIND SHE BECAME A FUCKING CRACK WHORE

AND YEAH I FUCKING HAD SEX, BUT BECAUSE I'M ON ANTI DEPPRESANTS AND ANTI ANXIETY I DIDN'T HAVE ANY FEELING IN MY DICK, SO I DIDN'T EVEN CUM TO BEGIN WITH.

IT'S A SPECTRUM YOU'RE DEALING WITH AND I'M FAR FROM THE CHAD WING.

>>38672457
But you're still on the "non virgin" part of that spectrum so you can fuck off my board.

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>>38672541
you can fuck off my dick bitch.