You walk into the pawn shop and this guy slaps your gf's ass. What do you do?
shut the fuck up. this shit is not and never was funnny
>>38664200
Ask him to marry me and superglue his cock up my butthole.
Then eat japanese curry while watching manga with him forever.
>>38664200
Is he human sized?
>>38664263
nigga of course he is
>>38664293
I was gonna say squish him but that certainly will not do