tell me how fucked I am >driving home from uni >pet shop

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tell me how fucked I am
>driving home from uni
>pet shop closing down
>giving out 99% off animals and shit
>get like 7 tarantulas for $10
>realize I dont know what to do with them
>get home
>put their cages in the grass and take my backpack inside house first
>storm a comin
>wind knocks over cages
>hear it
>run out
>5/7 spideys got loose
>ran off into the sunset
>take the remaining 2 to room
>lids were open
>they chose to stay
>do homework vidya and drink to forget
>days later
>kid crying outside
>parents coddled around her
>amberlamps in bound
>she says a big spider bit her
>emt says tarantula
>texas so not that uncommon
>never found the spider perpetrator
>theyre still at large
>gizmo and goblin shuffle around when ones near at night
>freak out when I think something touches my leg
>dont know if spiders were boys or girls
>mfw I might have unleashed a pandemic