what are the odds of them calling my fake references for

Very low. Places that look for low level workers usually don't give a shit about references

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i woulda put my friends number to vouch for me if i had any frienda

>have an interview at a pizza place in an hour
>sperging all around, put down a bunch of fake references and gloated about bullshit qualifications like philosophy, don't even remember half of them.

Fucking hold me bros.

>>38664452
How is philosophy a qualification

>>38664111
low. But for future jobs, you should get your family members to pose as previous bosses and vouch for you

>>38664496
I've realized it doesn't fucking matter, they just want the highest bidder.

They'd rather hire a guy with some stupid knowledge in philosophy than a guy that is totally honest.

It's a fucked up world.