*blocks your path* *draws sword* This is the end of the

>no armour
*stabs u with lance from horse back*

>>38661036
*tackles you to the ground, completely ignoring the sword you probably can't use properly*
*rapes you in a heterosexual way*

I j-just want to go home. Can y-you please move aside, my mommy has tendies for me

>>38661094
Your mommy is dead!

*grins knowingly*

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*steps out of the shadows*

what have i got here.....

>>38661036
God I wish some crazy would put me out of my misery

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For I have...

>>38661401
BIG

ongaku

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>>38661401
You posted the wrong image.

Post of origin.

>>38661195
H-how can I tell you're grinning behind that mask? Where is my mommy? Why did you kill her? Are my tendies still warm? Are my GBP transferable to another mommy? How many GBP to buy A new mommy? Does she come pre-trained or so I have to explain what I want all over again? Is she a mommy gf? Does she give big boy kisses? When will she be here? my feet hurt... :(

>>38661566
>because you can thats how
>i killed her because she was a stacey
>she does not come pretrained
>yes to all other questions
>get your new mommy to buy you aloe socks. it cost like 1gbp

*punches your vitals with precision*

*turns away*

Heh... you're dead and you don't know it..

*counts down*

>>38661036
* Pull gun.
* Watch sword-fag wet himself in panic.
* Shoot
* Watch the light vanish from sword-fag's eyes, knowing that his final thoughts will be how retarded it was to pull a sword on someone in the 21st century.

>>38661993
*I start chuckling quietly*

*you stop counting and turn around apprehensively*

'Why are you laughing?' you demand.

*I tip my head back and roar with deep laughter*

'Because I know something you don't!'

'What's that?' you ask, a hint of nervousness in your voice.

*I dash at you, sword raised*

I'M WEARING A CUP!

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>>38661036
You can not beat me traveler.....and you never will
>does hand sign of the ram, tiger and dragon
FIREBALL JUTSU!!!!

>>38661036
Hold on, let me back onto the HOT PAVEMENT.

Shoes op pls nerf.

>>38661564
>mastered the blockchain
funnily enough this was made when bitcoins were like 5x cheaper than today

>>38661036
"Why don't you change out of your pajamas and we'll talk."

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>>38661036
You're 100 years to early to challenge me.

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*balances two cans of soda on his thicc cheeks*

Fucc you say, whiteboi?

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Hope I'm not too early for some fun.

Hehe, looks like this is a good one

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>>38661036
desist! you are dealing with a 9th Dan Shotokan.

>>38661036
The coat and the mask and the gloves I get, but why the dad pajamas?

>>38661203
I don't even know what the shit is going on here.

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>>38661036
>whip out my trusty 1911
>"OHH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEE"
>aim
>"BY THE DAWNS EARLY LIIIIIIIII"
>fire
>recoil snaps my wrist and fractures every bone in my arm
>gloryous depleated uranium hollowpoint slug pastes the filthy larper into a fine red mist without changeing trajectory or loseing speed
>building behind him is reduced into molten rock and metal from the force of the freedom
>"WHAT SO PROUDLY WE HAAAA"
>round continues to acclerate to relativistic speed
>the town is rubble
>thousands are dead
>bald eagles swoop down and carry me away
And to think some people still carry 9s