I hate my life. Why can't I find a job? WHY!!!??? I've

>complaining about no job after only 5 interviews

You're cute :)

>>38658711
I had a dream last night that I had a job. It was firing some sort of plasma pistol that was used as a timer for primary school kids. It was a pretty nice dream.

>>38658711
>walk into store and ask the only girl working there for an application, smooth as can be
>fill it out very fast (at this point i had filled apps about 200 times)
>hand it to girl, she tells me they would call back if they saw fit
>stride over to the door and push up against it
>its not opening
>look down and see its a pull door and im shoving against it
>mutter "oh its pull" as i continue looking forward and exit the shop
>face is completely red and slight tears as I walk home
OP, i sometimes think there is a conspiracy to keep certain people from having jobs.

>>38658711
>there is no safe place in hogwarts
it got lost in translation

>gives literally no information on their personal circumstances
>"Why can't I find a job guys!"

Maybe it's because you're a whiny moron

Did you give the manager a firm handshake?

>>38658711
Same
then I applied for bin man and got called back for the first time two weeks later to take a retarded written safety test
and now I have a job