Would you rather be a feminine 5'5" with a 8-9x6-6.5"

get out please this is dumb

>>38655358
I'm choosing the feminine guy with 9x6.5 inch cock.

Tbh, Im not even looking for sex in a relationship. I just want affection so I'll go with the 6'3 height and 5x5 dick. I can always fap when Im feeling horny.

>>38655358
I'm close to the 5'5 guy and I'd rather be the 6'3 guy

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Come on man, run the numbers, 5x5 is not "average" across the board.

>>38655358
lemme be the small nigga with big dick bruh

>>38655358
Why doesn't the first choice have any downsides?

>>38655585
>self-reported measurements
anon what are you doing

>>38655358
depends, a really qt feminine that could easy pass as a trap? sign me the fuck up, anything less then that and I will take being manly tall guy, chicks are unlikely to back out just because you have a small cock, at least for the first time around which would be better then nothing at all.

5x5. I'd stay at the same height but my dick would be longer.

>>38655838
I don't see it, where did you find that

The data source is the only hyperlink on the website, and it's an imgur page with images and some text, one paragraph of which says:

>DETAILS: A group of men were given the same size of condoms (52 mm flat width) and slippage and breakage rates were studied. Penis size did not notably affect slippage rates. To quote the study, "However, condom breakage was strongly associated with penile circumference."

If breakage and circumference is studied, I don't see where your self-reported claim came from. ???

>>38655358
If you chose the first one, you have no clue what girls really want

>>38655940
Lil Uzi Vert is like 5'4 and if his dick was massive he'd be in there even more than he is right now.

So he's obviously a rapper and performer making big bucks but still. 5'5 isn't literally undateable, and a dick to brag about is a plus?

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>>38655918
I incorrectly assumed it was using user submissions to gauge its curve. However rather than admit to being wrong I have opted to call you a fag.

Fag.

>>38655358
What is pic-related's source?

5'5 with a huge cock would be so hard to make work.
>have to walk around in basketball shorts all the time to signal that you have a big dick
>a few girls will approach and ask for it but they'll be size-queen skits and not relationship materials at all
>word could get round but in any highschool or university word gets round about who has big dicks so you'll be competing with the other guys who have huge dicks but are probably tall chads , so you won't get tonnes of action compared to them
> end of the day even with a big dick most girls don't want to date a man who's the size of a girl.
>only East Asians don't really care as much about height since their men are short too
>so you'll probably only be able to get a medium value gf even
>and you're still small so other guys can eat you up, you get worse jobs people make fun of or patronise you or worry you have small man syndrome

On the other hand if you're 6'3 but a below average dick
>5*5 is still a common dick size
>you'll be able to do well at sports,
>feel assured that you can hold your own in a fight
> you won't be automatically ignored by girls like the short guy any time he's not wearing basketball shorts
>higher chance of career success
>probably able to hold down an attractive gf if you work out and take care of yourself

6'3 with 5by 5 is an all round good class while the 5'5 with a 9 inch dick is really unbalanced and great in some ways but would suck in others.

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>>38655358
>6'3" fat fuck with 5x4"
The latter

>>38655358
Who is this girl? I need to know. For science.

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>>38657481
> girl

Hey, anon... I got some news.

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I'm 6'2 with a 7.5x6.5 cock and I wish I was a feminine boy with a cute 5x5 dick

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>>38655358
I would rather be a qt girl with a huge cock so I can make manly men my slaves :3

I'm already the second so I'm cool.

>>38655358

Former. straight one. Then again. Sweden. I'd get raped. Fuck.

>>38655358

Already 6"2 with an 8"6 Op... Can i stay with what i got?

>>38657918
only if you be my bf right now

>>38657918
No, you must choose a change

>feminine 5'5" with a 8-9x6-6.5"
That one.

>>38655358
What if I'm already 5'6 and have a 2.5inch cock?