How would /r9k/ want to die? I want a major terrorist attack

>>38655211
I want to be shot to death as I launch the nukes that will obliterate Africa and the Middle East

>>38655211
The answer is fucking obvious.
>kill as many roasties and stacies as possible
>become the next elliot rodger
>get shot by a chad cop
If this isn't how you want to die then you're not a real robot.

>>38655211
Wake up after being attacked by unknown assailants unharmed a few minor cuts and scrapes outside wonder home streets empty
not a soul nothing of the sort homes open bodies strewn about indoors finally get home or whats left realize that it is all over everything is over I'm alone and as the snowfall continues i gradually accept it and just idly sit around and stare off into the distance dying in the cold.

columbia explosion
STS BOOM

I want some time in space so Challenger is way low.

>>38655211
I'd want to rent out the roof of a large building with large amounts of friends and wife and watch all my favorite tv shows and movies before taking a shit ton of nitrous oxide and dying. At which point I will be shot into space.

>Heartattack while fapping to some nasty porn, having an imageboard open in the background.
>Found with my cock in hand and boxers on the ankles.

What can I say, I aim for realistic goals.

>>38655211

Breathing in N2 gas while listening to "In the End" by Linkin Park

>>38655255
Why let chad win? Why not shoot yourself?