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It's over, lads. My oneitis finally got a boyfriend.

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It's over, lads. My oneitis finally got a boyfriend. What am I going to do?
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>>38653021
Your oneitis is ugly as fuck. Move on
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>>38653021
Move on...just like my oneitis she isn't that cute anyway there are plenty of fish in the sea
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I can't move on, lads.
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Your oneitis is a fat ugly fuck
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>>38653085
Here's your (you) rude man
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>>38653099
He's right though. Why would you pick such a piggish creature to crush on? She even has a trashy whore tattoo on her meaty fat girl arm. What the fuck is wrong with you? Get some self respect.
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>Your life is so sad that you repost the same thread every day to try to re-live the first time you posted it
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Why do women always date males above their league
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>>38653021
>>38653074
>>38653099

>This is the best whites have to offer
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bro ur oneitis is fat
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that dude is at least a 7/10 and the girl is no more than a 5/10. you need to move on
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>>38653021
Ahahahaha
I want you to remember this. Remeber this for the rest of your miserable days. You are a pathetic spineless bitch and this was all your doing. You could have took charge and asked her out. No, instead you sat at home masturbating to the thought of her running up to you in tears telling you she loves you. Guess what? Cool snapback Brad is now making her orgasm whenever he's feeling horny and there's nothing you can do about it. If you killed yourself no one would care, especially not her.
Now move the fuck on dweeb. Also this is an 18+ board, get the fuck out.
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Just because my oneitis looks like Jay Leno doesn't mean you have to be rude!
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>>38653074

Let me help you move on.

As a single person, you can do whatever the fuck you want, whenever the fuck you want.

I know it sounds like a small thing and you'd probably trade it for loving tender moments with your oneitis, but have a really hard think about the sacrifices you would have to make.

What if she wants kids and you don't?
What if her parents are complete fuckwits intent on ruining your life and she insists you spend every weekend with them?
What if she expects you to pay for her entire existence and gets really shitty with you when you don't?
What if she has bad breath and won't fix it?
What if she doesn't give you what you want in the bedroom and expects you to be her cunnilingus-on-demand slave?
What if she demands you trapse around the shops on your only day off holding her shopping bags?

Even if only one of those hypotheticals turns out to be real, it will fucking drag you down, my man.

Before you say she's "not like that", stop. She's human. We aren't perfect. I know that without ever meeting you, I've never met a perfect person and I've met a fuckload of people so I'd be very very surprised if you had.
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>>38653021
>>38653074
>>38653099
Pic very related OP. I only have to assume you're a 1/10 to actually be infatuated with that trash.
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>>38653338
(you) need to originally delet this.
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>>38653308
I'm not OP and I don't even have a "oneitis" but this post is spot on. It's especially applicable for your average introvert on 4chan. Too bad OP and most people in this thread will continue living with their comforting delusions.
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>>38653376
KEK they both have pignoses
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>>38653021
That guy is borderline chad and she's a fucking cow, he's going to cheat on her if he isn't already.
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>>38653021
Go to ihop
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>>38653376
Yeah you're right I'm giving her too much credit. This is pic is far more relevant.
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>>38653021
Well my oneitis left to go back home to France.


I have no idea what to do.
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>>38654019
Hop on Tinder and get laid nerd.
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>>38653021
The same as you've been doing all your life mollusc.
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Embrace your pain, OP, and one day you too can be a supreme gentleman.
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Hahahaha are you fucking twelve? Those looks like middle schoolers, dude.
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get a new oneitis that isn't a fucking uggo and call it a day
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Im gonna do it. Im gonna find her name and contact info and tell her you made this thread.
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>>38654945
That would be interesting to see anon.
But that's a dick move...
Hmm...
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>>38654373
I will not let this fly
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>>38653021
Have a threesome of course. Why even ask us
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>>38653308
As a dude with a oneitis, none of those things phase me. She's like a drug to me, being around her makes me happy in a way nothing/no-one else does. This isn't just a mere crush that I can logically resist.
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>>38653021
How the fuck an ugly fatso like her can have a cute boyfriend like that??? I she dumb or mentally ill, so that men get horny when trying to talk to her?
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>>38654945
bold strategy there cotton lets see how it pans out for him!
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>>38655187
t. jealous femanon
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>>38655187
Good lord, he is even looking like a chad, having that cap in the wrong way in his head. Also he is looking a bit Elliotish, and Elliot was handsome. How is this possible. Is the guy autistic or deaf or something?
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>>38655202
Seriously, you're taking sides with a fat bitch who dropped your incel brother for a chad?
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>>38655223
Maybe a little bit of everything
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>>38655257
Autistic and deaf chad. That's a new breed.
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>>38654072
What if i am too ugly for tinder?
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>>38655673
You can just kys bruh is that simple
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Dude's way out of her league (just a little bit homo). What the fuck, at what point did normal people stop having standards?
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>fat
>average face
>has tattoos

This guy is a cuckold lmao.
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>>38655860
Maybe she's got rich parents, or maybe she likes facefucking or some other form of sex most women do not like. There has to be something extra value to her like that, considering she is way below the guy.
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bige pige
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>>38655673
Just be yourself, it's as simple as that brah
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