I'm a senior university student getting a freshman roommate.

You realize that you wasted your time in college and within the year he will likely surpass you and become a chad

>>38652529
That's why you mess with him, you fool. You gotta crush his spirit - make him drop out before he has a chance to become a Chad. You may have given up the battle but I haven't.

suck his dick that'll show him who's boss

>Messing with freshman

NORMIE CHAD LEAVE MY BOARD

Always fap when he's about to come back from classes and just pretend like you didn't know he was coming back

He will be freaked out catching you fapping enough

>>38652807
Hmm, I see. Awaken the gay within him so that he'll give up on pucci. Interesting approach. I like it.

Rub your (bare) crotch and asshole with his toothbrush. Mention it sometime right after he brushes his teeth, preferably with a friend of yours there.

Give him the dick

orgina

>>38653176
Not bad. I can work with this. I think plucking out pubes and asshairs and putting them in his toothbrush may be more effective though. After brushing, he'll feel the hairs in his mouth, and after grabbing them out of his mouth, he'll inspect the hair, and come to the terrifying conclusion himself.

>>38652493
Wait to see how he is before you do anything, anon. For all you know he may be another robot reading /r9k/

>>38653326
Nah, I Facebook stalked him. Hell, even just being able to do that means he's a normie.