>tfw incredible desire to ejaculate inside a woman and give her my babies
>>38650884
>cum inside girlfriend
>she gets pregnant
>stress out for 9 months hoping she doesn't have a miscarriage and the baby turns out normal
>spend 18 years working your ass off to raise the child and hope they don't hate you
>spend the rest of your life hoping they don't die or leave you to rot in a old folks home
Why would anyone want this?
That's 99% of what living life as a man is like. Every fiber of our being exists to do that one action as much as possible.
>>38651113
Because there's a lot of great stuff too. Hi, Normie with a three year old here. I truly love being a Dad. Yeah, it can be stressful but generally we have a lot of fun.
I'll take being married with a kid over single any day of the week.
>>38651126
I don't have that desire at all. Maybe I'm broken
>>38650884
If you really feel like you must do it, do it with a condom. It's kinda the same only there's no pregnancy afterward.
>>38651232
>breeder here
>I'm glad I forced this kid to exist so that my life is more interesting and so I have something to relate with other breeeders
>who cares if he hates his life, I gave him a gift and he should take care of me because of it
>what are you talking about man, you're just an angry virgin
>>38651113
>spend 18 years working your ass off to raise the child and hope they don't hate you
AHAHA the government pays you to have children these days, just dont be a fucking wagecuck and you can have an entire orphanage of your spawn.
>>38651335
I said none of those things.
Humans have kids. It's a thing we do. I am in no way saying you have to start a family of your own. It sounds like that's probably unlikely to happen anyway. But just because you curse your parents for your existence doesn't mean the rest of us have to do the same.
Sorry you hate your life.
>>38650884
No thanks, we don't need more degenerate mudslime rape babies bringing into this world you goat fucking sandnigger, kys
>>38651356
This is actually pretty accurate. Being a homeowner with a kid means da gubmint is pretty generous come tax season.
>>38651480
>somehow the government stealing less from you than other folks is the same as getting paid for doing something