>be me
>eating dinner with my japanese housemate
>pretty high
>watching CNN
>news commenter said something like "The chances of Trump succeeding with this are like a snowball's chance in... you-know-where"
>she wanted to say "a snowball's chance in hell"
>laugh about it
>housemate looks at me confused
>she barely speaks any English
>I try to explain to her why this is funny
>doesn't understand a word
>doesn't even know what "hell" means
>not only does she not know what the word means, she doesn't know about the mere concept of hell
>realize that even if she knew what hell was I'd have to explain to her what the idiom "a snowball's chance in hell" means
>realize after that I'd have to explain her that american tv is very prude and that it's funny for an outsider that a news commenter wouldn't even use the word "hell"
>give up
>we were literally eating spaghetti
>>38649445
I actually Kek'd, thanks anon for the story
>>38649445
Nothing about this is funny. Nothing about what you thought was funny was funny.
>>38650287
Get a load of this guy. I, for one, thought it was funny, OP.
>>38650287
That's just like, your subjective opinion dude
>>38649445
Here's your (you)
Good story, OP
>>38650287
GET THIS HOTHEAD OUTTA HERE
Originalllll
>>38650287
>being this much of a faggot
Get fucked
>>38649445
>>we were literally eating spaghetti
bump all japanese housemate threads
>Japanese have no concept of hell
do they not watch anime?
>>38649445
Pretty funny man. Funny how in order to laugh at that on TV you needed to understand so much and needed years of exposure to American culture.
>>38649445
I don't have anything to add, just that I enjoyed this post.
An R9K post, in the current year.
Thanks for giving me hope anon.
>>38649445
Why do you have a female Japanese roommate???
Did you FUCKK?????
Penis IN VAGINA???? CUM??
Thank you guys for your compliments.
>>38652147
I am actually a foreign student from Europe myself and we're staying with a host mother. I have been posting a couple of funny/autistic things that happened to me in the US lately on r9k but they didn't recieve quite a good reception. But I will definitely continue with it.