>paid hooker to lose my virginity >put on condom >blowjob,

>>38645636
no you just had a bad sex experience and feel for the condom meme, which is fair considering you were fucking the local whore.

Don't stress over it anon, condom bj's are just truly that awful, they hurt for me more than anything, i'm uncut.

Condoms really cuck you too, its just how it goes sometimes, if you try again and feel more relaxed you might have a better experience.

>>38645636
>condom

That's where you fucked up

>>38645775
>lose virginity with a hooker
>get a STD

>>38645818
>lose virginity
>cum inside
>amazing sex

Oh the humanity!

>>38645818
Nah, pretty unlikely. He wrapped it up and even wrapped up for the succ.

>>38645636
Related but unrelated, why would someone get a blowjob from a stripper? Does it mean they may not actually like you but would fuck anything since they did that with a stripper?

>>38645840
Because you slipped her a 50 nibba

>>38645838
what the fuck are you talking about dumbass

>>38645892
>post says lose virginity
>get STD

>i say its unlikely he'd get a STD

>what am i talking about

Are you fucking retarded? Nice literature skills aspie.

>>38645877
you didn't understadn my question famalam

your dick is desensitized by years of jerking it with your hand, regular sex will never feel good if you masturbated in the past few months