I wonder if 4chan will have an /old/ board for the elderly once

>>38644312
Im 36 years old. Anybody here older than me?

>>38644329
Nah bro you got most beat Im 27

>>38644312
I don't think so, people either leave this place or just dies
Do you think a robot is able to live for 70 years?

>>38644355
Damn i should quit this website soon.

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>>38644312
>Imagine trying to make a thread here when the board is like 50% old senile people shitposting.

Imagine trying to make a thread here when the board is like 90% people not understanding that ironic shitposting is the bread & butter

>>38644377
Been telling that to myself for 11 years.

>>38644329
38 reporting in. Fucking newfags.

>>38645461
8 going on 9 here, you leave in the early days or you don't leave at all

>>38645753
Where are you at in life right now, senpai?

42, I want paizuri from bigtitted retirement home nurse already.

>>38644312
>>>/soc/25484893
>I like this idea, but I've got aggressive rheumatoid arthritis and so writing by hand is often incredibly painful. And today's a bad day for it.

>>38645810
Where are YOU at in life, anon-san?

I wanna know what the old folks here are up to

>>38645791
I'm a stock broker for a private bank. Nothing interesting.

>Be in the nursing home
>Just got back from bingo
>nurse comes in because I wet myself again
>my penis touches her while she's changing me
>she takes my bingo money

Anyone have any greentext stories like that one? Here's mine

>Be in the nursing home
>Just got back from bingo
>nurse comes in because I wet myself again
>my penis touches her while she's changing me
>she takes my bingo money

Anyone have any greentext stories like that one I love my grandkids

>>38645890

Failed normie by r9k standards.
Also a longtime NEET who is getting back into RL slowly, some of you twenty somethings here are way further into a responsible grown-ups life than me.
Call me the cautionary tale I guess.

>>38645984
What was that, Alzheimer's the post?