I'm bored /r9k/, give me stuff to read out on vocaroo. I'll

Sing 'America the Beautiful' with a mouthful of cum.

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Do the Huey Lewis & The News copypasta, including the TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD part

>>38642053
Say the 14 verses.

Say "put the lime in the coconut and you shake it all up" but as a Russian woman

>>38643837
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0u4poUGmreV
Not sure how I'd do the woman part haha

>>38643373
What are the 14 verses?

>>38643243
I'll need to do some prep work for this, but I'll try my best

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>>38642053
I dab every day
and I dab every night
I dab to the left
and I dab to the right
I dab every minute
I dab all the time
I dab in the morning
I dab while I rhyme

>>38645092
here ya go
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jgQpqsJghG

>>38645307
>>38643145

What about MY request?

>>38645334
working on it now my dude, trying to get the accent down, I sound too southern at the moment

Bump waiting for mine

Dick washer kings

That guy just sprouted wings

I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.

I don't feel a thing! Wait a minute, I don't feel a thing!

Give me smoking or give me death

Did you tell him inside of every bully is a coward?

Its time to feed the pythons

These guns don't run from anything

This is great, you've reached the threshold. Its the moment when your entire body is screaming at you to stop and you think there's realistic chance you might die

never turn your back on a prankster, not ever

Piece of string?

If I ever fuck up, I hope im not screaming

Good evening world im your host paul in with the latest from around the world

In local news, a high powered business men is arrested on suspicion of having a ketamine palace, our local correspondent. Paul has more

Thank you Paul, the suspect in question is known as jack face. He is formally known as jack off and has recently been accused by an ant and a knee of having a palace made of ketamine. It is reported that has nothing to say and Leo's disappeared for good

>>38645652
here ya go
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WSrbhNn8iX
my american accent is pretty shit and I couldn't do the dorsia part too loud because my family is asleep haha

>>38645729
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MA6eLLLRRY
just did that one for now, playing around with the others

>>38645729
did a few more
http://vocaroo.com/i/s197JKs29zTx
I don't know where these lines are from so I just fucked around

>>38646096
this one came out quite well I reckon