>just found out I'm two years older than I actually am

>>38641784
Well my parents didn't fuck up my birth certificate likes your's did I imagine so I'm fine.

>>38641784
how the fuck does that even happen m8?

>>38641867
>>38641800
Mom didn't file a certificate until I was 5 years old, said I was 18 months younger because she thought it would give me a better ride through school.

>>38641918
>Mom didn't file a certificate until I was 5 years old, said I was 18 months younger because she thought it would give me a better ride through school.
Did it work? I feel like you would do better in sports but that would stun your emotional and social development quite a bit.

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>>38642081
>OP has a 2 year head start
>still ends up a sperg who posts on 4chan

>>38642336
this
how could you fuck this up?
You're literally 18 and you could be fucking solid 15-16 year olds and get away with it if cops got nosy