I am the great reaper of threads. Every thread I reply to

whats a webpage something that ducks walk on?

could you also kill me?

use powers for good and destroy twitter threads please

>>38641523
Yeah, you're gonna be dead eventually now

>>38641530
Post the rabbits and you will channel my power

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i am also a reaper

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>>38641490
I have the same power, but it only works when I post long and thoughtful stories and ideas.
This power is designed to make me waste as much effort as possible.

>>38641668
I try to comfort myself by believing that Everytime that happens, at least someone lurking in the shadows has read my reply. I gotta believe that at least.
The lurker in the shadows will save us all from the thread reaper in the final battle of life and death in the end of time.

>>38641763
Im lurking and I can confirm this. I read everything this site consumes me please make it stop

>>38641490
i hate this feel
why just why me