It's 2017 and there are "men" who still take a

Google "Woman cuts her ass cheeks on ceramic toilet bowl"

I like to sit. That way, you have the little table in front of you to read magazines on

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>>38636145
>Anno Domini 1980+37
>not performing the Chad Earthquake
No wonder /r9k/ is the most pathetic board.

I just lift my legs so the cord around my shitter loosens

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>>38636145
Yeah, fucking faggots, I always do a handstand to shit.

>>38636145
squatting feels so good man, couldnt ever go back

>>38636254
I laughed hard as fuck at this

>>38636145
i'm shitting like that literally right now, not even joking

comfy

>>38636145
>not shitting standing up right and manhandle the falling logs like a true man and dump them into the toilet