>apply for 157 different mcjobs and entry level positions

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Two words anon:

Firm handshake

>>38635779
No, this isn't falling to page nine with just that.

I don't even have a father

>>38635745
scour craigslist for simple jobs I guess. Helped me, but I just didn't like the work.

>>38635931
well that seems to be your problem

>>38635745
You arent mexican, thats why

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The onIy way out is to win the lottery

>>38636034
what do you mean by this anun?

>>38636249
>all attempts at gaining employment be futile
>acquire massive quantities currency
>disregard employment

>>38635745
If you are white refuse to answer the race question on forms. If you do that you will start raking in the job interviews. Everyone thought I was black when I stopped filling out the race part so they would give me interviews. Affirmative action means no job for you since its legal to discriminate against whites.

No one is going to hire a 20 something with no experience for a job. I'd hire a high schooler for far less money

>>38635745
swallow your pride and go to trade school

>>38635745
This desu

I don't know what I'm doing wrong here

What's your resume look like ?

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>>38635745 let us evaluate your resume you idiot. Pretend we are your new boss

>>38636383
I'm black.
>>38636515
I've done nothing but cut grass and volunteer since I was in high school. Its literally just my personal info and some bare bones listing of my experience.

>>38636975
resort to crime?
there's always a nigga looking for a new servant with a gat

>>38635745
If you're a sperglord it's nearly impossible to get a job, and if by some miracle you get one it will be shit. Resume doesn't matter. Just do like the rest of us and cash in on those NEETbux, it is your fate.

>>38636937
This sounds like a good idea. Remember to get rid of all personalizing data.

If you have years of experience, I am sure that your resume is the problem that's not getting you into the interview phase. It has taken me many less applications with a higher success rate.

>>38637052
>>38636937
>>38636515
I literally followed an online template

nobody taught me how to do this

>>38637436
Well no shit you're getting rejected your resume is terrible

>>38637518
am I just too retarded to get a job? Should I try neetbux

>>38637518
Can you explain why his resume is terrible?
Been neet forever so I never written one of these.

>>38637436
Yo buddy just use a resume template on Google drive your shit is really minimalistic it's like someone scribbled their resume on a yellow notepad and said here

>>38637436
you fucking retard, you forgot to completely lie your ass off and RP as a normal member of society!
-normie response

>>38637436
HOLY SHIT

GAHHAHAHRNRHJEJEIWSVZV

did you never learn how to write a resume?

>>38637436
In experience, add what your responsibilities were at your old job. In personal skils, add some buzz-word shit like "self motivvator, fast learmer"
Put a line break between the year's and your school s, so then it looks a bit better.
Good luck, dude
Also consider making your name a bit larger.

>>38637719
if I did, would I be in this thread?

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>>38637621
Should look like this
You need to fill in details about what you did
Also, you need certain keywords to make it past the threshing algorithm

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>>38637436
That's absolute shit, like c'mon anon, microsoft word literally has templates for resumes
You need more buzzwords and no blank white spaces

>>38637742
Fyi OP i guarantee you there is an good resume template online that you can copy and paste

Lie on resume and/or go to a temp agency

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>>38637862
I've been looking for 8 hours and every single one that I find are professional ones with essays worth of experience. I can't mimic that, i just fucking can't. And the place I applied to has already blacklisted me for my original one. My best chance at a job gone.

Fuck this, I'm getting an autism diagnosis and going on neetbux.