I did a no call no show at work today. What's a good excuse

>>38632277
You were very busy checking that double

>>38632277

Choke yourself with your belt. Go to hospital and say you tried to kill yourself earlier. Get locked up, get released. Show paperwork to work and say you couldn't call in cause you were locked up. Your welcome.

Gotta be an emergency. No one's gonna believe if you're sick and couldn't call them

>>38632277
embrace neetdom Anon

>>38632277
Say you were busy killing yourself.

>>38632277
Dubs sent you to shitz.

>>38632277
tell them you were sick and you will use it as a paid sick leave. technically they cant ask questions if you ask for paid sick leave

>>38632277
Throw yourself through a 3rd story window and say a demon pushed you.

offer sexual favors to boss in return for continued employment.

>>38632277
>no call no show at work
That's what got me fired at my last job. I had a pretty good (real) excuse too.

>>38632277
Say that your beloved animal died and you were feeling depressed.

>>38632277
The handle came off the bathroom door and you were trapped in there for hours until someone let you out