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If you are an 18 or 19 year old girl, you have to make a Voc

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If you are an 18 or 19 year old girl, you have to make a Vocaroo and explain what you're doing here.

http://vocaroo.com/

And also tell us your sexual fantasies.
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>>38628845
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RkAfHp35Vj

i'msorryi'msorryi'msorryi'msorry
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>>38629629
>my sexual fantasy is to be raped and dismembered with a knife

May I ask why?
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>>38629629

Sounds like we need to talk.
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>>38629714
:^) becos it's what I deserve 8^)
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>>38629629

pls leave this board and never return ty.
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>>38629629
You sound like Amelia Wang and I'd like to treat you like her
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>>38629764
>ravioli ravioli
>rape and dismember me because it's what I deservioli
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>>38628845
Fuck you normalshit. Go back to /soc/ if you want this crap.
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>>38629629
>She goes for the "Bored/dead inside" tone.

You did it to appeal to us. But I know how to guard myself from this tricks, you concubine.
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>>38629629
You're that long haired chick with glasses and "nerdy" hobbies from the vocaroo thread a few days ago!
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yybtozOZeI
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>>38630477
>Once Im married
I like you
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MTSuyk4YH7

i hope im not too late...

hey r9k

what do you think of my voice lol
^_^
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>>38630520

thanks

>>38630934

best in thread
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>>38629629

Can you record this again but without the vocal fry?
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>>38630057
>concubine

I think you mean succubus, mate. A concubine is just a non-marital shagging partner.
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>>38631002
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eGNIVtfgNT
hers sum more voice lol
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>>38630934

Nice was that Bach?
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>>38630477

>married

You're okay. get off this fucking board
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>>38631032
Little Fugue on a two-stringed instrument.
Strings were pitched an octave apart, and the beat in the background was me hitting a hollow metal desk.

Not just boys have talent :^)))
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>>38631027

i didn't understand a word but pls be my nazi husbundo thanks

>>38631049

as i said, it is far too late for me. get out while you still think that is a possibility.
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>>38630477
Let's get maried and have white children.

I'll be in the army doing cyber security soon so your rent and food will be paid for. All I want is a woman who will raise my children well and not fuck blacks while I'm at work.
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>>38631061

No way how could you play the string and the beat at the same time unless you have 4 hands that was your bf wasn't it
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>>38631084
I could just do the beat before the song, and repeat it 64 times, then play the instrument.
: ^ )) ) ) ) ) )
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>>38630477
I thought there were none of you left.
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fembots eventually get taken to a place far away from r9k. I think it's happening a lot faster these days
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>>38631070

mate im 22 and i despise the normals more than ever. I guarantee you will leave here soon once a chad saves you. get out
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>>38631082

a-alright sure

>>38631116

none of what, autistic women?

>>38631285

don't worry, i'm too painfully antisocial for even the most persistent of chads. plus if you never go outside you never come into contact with them anyways (insert smug black man pointing at head meme here)
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>>38631082
>>38631308

>and not fuck blacks while I'm at work.
>(insert smug black man

It's too late anon
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>>38631308

Are you a strong independent womyn?
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HERE HERE!
HERE HERE!
THERE ARE NO WOMEN HERE!
ALL THE FEMALES HERE,
ARE QUEEEEEEER
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>>38630477
jesus christ you sick bitch
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s04ynNe9fqv7
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>>38631410

stop it now. Admit you are a trap. TRAP
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>>38631455
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1J4RL11Gxds
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>bland nasal american accents
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>>38631410
>that stammer
socially awkward autist confirmed you can't fake that shit

i-i know from personal experience
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>>38630477
What a coincidence! That's my sexual fantasy!
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>>38631331

it's a meme you low functioning autist

>>38631332

? no, women shouldn't even have the right to vote desu, idk how I gave that impression

anyways it's 3am, I'm going to bed, if the guy offering marriage was serious leave a throwaway email or something I guess
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>>38631476
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1J4RL11Gxds

Can you do ones that are longer than fucking 10 seconds jesus christ typical female
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>>38631496
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Y76vbsrTpm
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>>38631476

GO BACK
GO BACK
YOU MUST BE A TRAP
REAL WOMEN POST
WITH WOJACK1
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>>38628845
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uXd4PEAYwo
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>>38631550
as I said I know from personal experience fembot, I have to concentrate on speaking slow or else I'll speak a millions works per second and start stuttering and mumbling because I hate talking so try and get it over as quick as possible using as little words that I can

btw what's with all the cubs m8?
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>>38631545
>>38631561
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rzRQrd3rlr
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>>38631550
This is very weird to hear people's inner thoughts. Especially women. I actually like women compared to men.
It's actually why I like 4chan it's anonymous and it's basically just everyone's inner thoughts. It's almost like I am reading your mind.
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>>38631671

>18 seconds

Everyone stutters you autist
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>>38631671

YOU BUM,
IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AN EXCLAMATION MARK
THAT ONE

THIS IS MERELY A PHASE
ONE DAY YOU WILL BE DONE
IN THE MEANWHILE DONT FORGET TO SAGE
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>>38631667
I feel the exact same way! & I just really love baby lions/cubs. Baby animals are my weakness, I have an autistic tick where I really enjoy making baby animal sounds when I'm alone.
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>>38631671
your accent is fucking C U T E
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>>38629629
DESU I've always wanted to go primal on a qt goth girl. I feel all my bottled up emotions can be released in a rape/murder scenario
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0njk1iRp3QS
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>>38631671
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rzRQrd3rlr
Please be in Melbourne.
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>>38633304
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0njk1iRp3QS
Cute accent. Where are you from?
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>>38633304
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0njk1iRp3QS

my god please be in oklahoma i will be your chad
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>>38631476
A real female australian

wew
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>>38629629
poor babe
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What does an asian fembot sound like? please post vocaroo i want to know ..
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>>38629629
sounds overweight. You have that guttural fat-lisp thing going on
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>>38630477
FLORIDA
L D
O I
R R
I O
D L
ADIROLF
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>>38630477
You're fucking 30 years old, you fucking ancient wrinkly whore. I can hear it
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>>38629629
I'd be willing to help you fulfill that fantasy, but I'm guessing that it's bullshit.
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>>38631671
please be from sydney? i'm a 21 year old socially inept fembot too ;-;
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>>38633710
date me
pls
im 19 and from sydney
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PLEASE GOD SOMEONE FUCKING DATE ME JESUS CHRIST
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22 and in Sydney

r9soc/
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>>38633822
are you a lady with a feminine pussy?
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Goddamn this thread makes me feel lonely.
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>>38630477
I like you here's a (you)
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>>38633813
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rzRQrd3rlr
tits and timestamp or gtfo
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>>38631476
>>38631410
>"Crikey, there's a shark in the water!"
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Yc9I6KH7ez

>>38633477
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1N2EVFLWGeh
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>>38634353
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ovbsgmzlIP
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>>38634495
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0O31LpxaLZg
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i'd marry a compatible fembot but only if she were not fat.
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>>38634687
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jNtmbF2czv
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>>38631476
Can we have a relationship where we just chat on the phone so I can hear your cute voice?
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>>38634706
I'll leave ya face down in a bucket o bananas, m(7+1)
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>>38634636
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gU8ycHWheU
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yHnw5ggT6g

I fucking hate my voice.
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>>38634353
>>38634706
you sound like a normie originally
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>>38634762
>I fucking hate my voice.
Why? You sound completely fine
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>>38634755
Fuck a legal prozzy.
Fight a kangaroo.
Call everyone you see a dirty convict.
Go to a bush doof and get rekt on drugs.

It's pretty similar to england in a lot of ways, so not much else you can do that you can't do there.
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>>38628845
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KtxCDPpKAz
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>thread for girls to post their vocaroos
>bunch of dumb faggot males post

great thread guys
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>>38634755
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rnzZ7esxfr
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>>38634824
say its markiplier here
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>>38634869
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17ZHYYUUPya
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>>38634911
tip toppity kek my man
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>>38634911
you sound like patrick warburton
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>>38631017
I think he was just calling her a whore but in fancy words
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>>38634964
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DOhghIfu8w
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can i hav fren?
i defen for fren because i luv fren
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Kw45nbZ5kR
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>>38634288
where are you from asian cyborg, and please be my gf
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oh ho boi
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>>38634353
>>38634636
>>38634353
max kek this guy
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>>38629629
https://youtu.be/oMIw77M7DC0
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>>38634288
you sound cute, why dont you like sex?
do you atleast like cuddling and hand holding and hugging?
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real shit man?
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>>38634715
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tnm6hskdte

>>38633710
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08TLvjikf4P
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>>38635141
usa; whats in it for me?

>>38635217
thank u. it just does not physically feel good to me. i also have no interest in dicks, i think they're pretty gross desu.
and yes i love physical contact, just not sexual.
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>>38635308
How old are you? I've always wondered.
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>>38635236
Sir! I just got news from one of my sources that Spiderman is on that feels thread 3 posts down! Its from one of our photographer's, Peter Parker. Should we go down and investigate?
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>>38635333
am 21 :3
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>>38635308
>that stammer

kawaii as fuck my dude
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>>38635331
>whats in it for me?
nothing, literally nothing...i have no redeeming qualities other than the devotion and undying love i would have for you if you chose me, i live in california
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>>38635308
Kiyo#0462
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>>38635331
So do you still like guys just not their dicks in general? Would you have sex with someone you love even if you hate it?
What kind of interests do you have?
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>>38635308
>>38631671
>>38631476
>>38631410
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BSlQEbqPsE
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>>38634801
I feel like I have a voice of a child still. None of that deep manliness voice most men are supposed to get when they reach adulthood. I'm almost 23
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>>38631082
>in the army doing cyber security

Why? There's private infosec firms offering way better salaries than the fucking military.
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>>38635376
proceed goddamnit!
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>>38634828
>Expecting the ratio of women to be greater than the amount of men on an /r9k/

Wewlad
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>>38635308
#3939 on the dickscord
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>>38635530
I'm in the same boat as you. My dad and most men in my family have radio-tier voices and I think I sound like a prepubescent boy. You sound good tho
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>>38635530
You have a very normal voice. Maybe it's not the deepest but it's nice to listen to.
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>>38635665
Cheers mate. I should start smoking to get that deeper edge.


My mate is a literal chain smoker and his voice sounds of literal(nohomo) sex.
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>>38635651
It's normally like

A name#3939 not just #3939
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>>38635689
I can go with nice. Thanks. I'm mobile posting so I'll probably post more when I get home.

I always like these threads but are never around enough to get any longevity out of them.
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>>38635723
Shit.
VanIce#3939
I've only ever added people from my steam friends.
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>>38635420
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12xX1f6aDnk

>>38635456
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09M9HKiSH4c
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>>38628845
This entire thread is a JOKE! Stop giving anons false hope you fucking faggot! Also you faggots stop being FUCKING BETA ORBITER TO SOMEONE YOU HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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>>38635820
What do you expect honestly r9k is filled with beta autist orbiters.
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>>38633355
I only eat vegemite
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>>38629764
Want to come over?
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>>38635308
would love to see all the autists get btfo when they realise this is just a normie girl larping as one of them
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>>38635747
Are you on the west coast as well? fugg i replied late so you might be sleeping now

i'm 23 and like vidya, a bit of anime, a lot of tv shows, movies, reading fantasy novels, and basketball. i'm sort of a cyborg if you just looked at my interests but im khv and still in school and never had a job,

I'm pretty bottom of the barrel so I like to be honest in case people would rather move on kek

i'm not the same anon but i listened to the other vocaroo, what kind of music do you like? do you play instruments? i love piano music although i cant play it

does internet stuff include shitposting? thats my favorite past time

do you have discord or any contacts if you want to continue talking somewhere else?
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>>38629629
Please read these three articles and then do us a favor and talk like a normal person again ty

http://www.sciencemag.org/news/2011/12/vocal-fry-creeping-us-speech

http://www.cnbc.com/id/46561474

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/jul/24/vocal-fry-strong-female-voice
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>>38636078
dont be this pathethic and desperate anon
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>>38636124
shit i guess i do sound desperate...oh well if i scared her off then i was bound to do that anyway, better now than later
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ST38ttZxoJ
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>>38636209
nah you didnt scare her off but man atleast go on a dating site or smth instead of trying on 4chan
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a-any of you fembots into /ss/ or gfd?
please add zambz#6205
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can any fembot make a brap vocaroo?
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>>38636257
hehe

>>38636209
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Os4qDDyo7I

>>38636319
>gfd
maybe,,,ive always been interested pls listen to above
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>>38636372
[email protected]
not willing to post main email here
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>>38636404
this doesnt seem like a brapping vacaroo anon
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>>38636219
You sound like the kind of cuck to get a drink spilled on him at a bar and then apologise to the other person
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>>38636420
w-why would it be?
i dont have any brap vocaroos
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>>38636458
>>38636404
I think you responded to the wrong post, anon
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>>38636472
you're right, >>38636404 was meant for >>38636377
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>>38636404
>>38636458
>>38636472
>>38636501
fuck off dude why are you giving her your email im the one that was having the conversation with her
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>>38636377
[email protected]
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>>38630477
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yybtozOZeI
I'd wife ya'
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>>38636451
But i'm not Canadian.
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Imurokai#0496
For anyone who's interested (not fembot tho)
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>>38636564
That just makes it worse. You're Australian. You're supposed to tell the cunt to fuck off
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZCpAxfGkLf
Be gentle
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>all these fuckin new fags not realizing that
>>sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of reproduction
>is an old fuckin meme
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Would anyone of you fembots save me from lonelyness? 30yo KHV here. My mom's basement is big enough for two of us.
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>>38636593
I don't even drink so I guess that just solidifies it.
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>>38633304
IS THAT YOU, MY LOVE?
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>>38636642
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09p1l4ygbQQ
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>>38636642
add me on discord ll be your friend(bf)!
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>>38636693
stop the thirst u fucking loser
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>>38636642
where are you from?
usa? i'm the same as you except replace grocery shopping wtih school
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YKdwazqicn
I'm totally a girl
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>>38636731
Yeah east coast
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>>38633516

new england, sorry :/

>>38633536

no, I'm 20, I just never go outside or use my voice for conversation, maybe that makes it sound older idk

>>38636658

no shit, it just also happens to be my one and only sexual fetish.

>tfw ur armyfu never posted his email

life is suffering
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>>38636718
Not thirsty - more like saying 'awwwwww' to a kitten
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>>38636693
>>38636731
>>38636772

HAHAHAHAH youll never get a loved one here losers, stop trying, you're all really pathetic, typical "robots"
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>>38636744
Where on east coast? Ogre
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>>38629629
we have the same monotone voice. Nice
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>>38636751
>no shit, it just also happens to be my one and only sexual fetish.
I'm not armyfu, but lately I've been feeling a strong urge to reproduce. If your genetics are decent, I'd be interesting in making white children with you.
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>>38628845
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0O5supqVtLy
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>>38636824
In the Carolinas but I don't wanna be too specific
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>>38636824
keep going with thw thirst you, or cant u see she doesnt want you, pathetic robot?
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>>38630477
I think we talked before. Still getting over your girlfriend or are you feeling better?
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>>38630477
>20
Too old, gross.
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>>38636854
>>38636865
S'ok I just wanted to know lol

I'm just here to observe
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>>38636865
is there a term for people that are on the opposite of thirst to the point where all they do is shit on people that show interest in anyone?
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>>38636925
no exusees, desperate faggot, what you only want is a gf, then why dont you just go to some male "robot" the same you are asking to her?

you're nothing but a desperate lord, and so the 95% of males in this thread.
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KMnUexRi4L
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>>38636956
I'm not even any of the people you're replying to

All you're doing is getting in the way of anyone showing even the slightest interest in another person. Some posts I can understand, but you must be a huge autist to automatically assume even asking for where someone is from is thirst.
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>>38636956
>"Mom never hugged me enough and even though I really really loved her that pretty girl I never talked to didn't love me back"
the post
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>>38637019
I know you're not >>38636909
>>38636824
>>38636731


Its just an anonymous board, its not necesary top ask about location u dumb, try and make a vocaroo male thread?

are you going to ask about location interests and stuff too?
Just admit that mosf of you faggots are desperate and thirsty af

>>38637046
momm loves me ok, ive always been her little daughter, u disgusting pathetic robot
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>>38637080
I'm not the same person as the poster who asked about school and grocery shopping. I just randomly popped in and asked a question.
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>>38637080
>are you going to ask about location interests and stuff too?

I haven't done that in this thread either but yeah, probably. It's perfectly normal to do so and people do all the time in those threads. There might be less blatant desperation but asking someone a simple question isn't acting in a desperate way.


>its not necesary top ask about location u dumb

It not being necessary doesn't mean people can't be curious about something like that. Asking someone where they're from is one of the most normal, basic questions to ask someone.
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s12xpyCKMkiW
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>>38636828

o-okay :3

>>38636905

we most definitely did not, I've never had a girlfriend nor would I want one, I'm straight.

>>38636908

I know :(
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>>38637270
>o-okay :3
ok let's do this.
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s01yOvqpIoTD

please no hate
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>>38637431
wow this was a really gr8 vocaroo m8 ty 4 posting
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>>38631410
Where you from? Voice sounds familiar. NSW??
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>Vocaroo threads
Fucking cancer, do you really expect me to spend so much time going through audio replies just to see if any have good taste in fetishes or not?
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>>38630477
>le missionary position for le soul purpose of le procreation

why are fembots so fucking unfunny?
>>
>>38637876
I just like hearing cute anon voices, male or female
>>
Why are girls such sluts
Especially the ones with daddy issues here
They're the kind that complain about guys not caring about them yet brag about having fantasies of being raped by a stranger
This is why I like boys. But, it seems boys are becoming more and more like girls (slutty) which is so unfortunate. Help me
>>
Oh and believe me
90% of the "girls" on this board are ogres. I have met an 18 year old "girl" and it was no girl
It was a female but I haven't seen one that ugly ever. They're not cute
Believe me
>>
>>38638013
not being a little bitch might help ya
>>
>>38628845
Does anybody have pictures from OMGcosplay's patreon? She's got a killer body
>>
I just want an autistic girl to shelter from the world
>>
>>38629629
I think I know you. Oreg.
>>
>>38631539
[email protected]
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qSnAkROWzy

>>38636974
I like this.
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>>38638930
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HgJ8k9SEGQ
I left this out.
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>>38635547
Benefits, top secret security clearance, they pay me to earn the education the job requires, etc. It's a good gig
>>
>>38638954
you sound like a girl named Carly I know
>>
>>38639071
What is she like?
>>
>>38638954
why are 90% of the girl fantasies so pure? are you trying to bait us?
>>
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AH9uEwz8pk
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>>38639120
I wouldn't really say that's my sexual fantasy, but it's something that I've never done before, and I figured it would be nice.
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>>38639155
what's your real sexual fantasy?
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>>38639190
I couldn't see myself having sex with someone in the first place. Sometimes I fantasy about the intimacy of such an act, pulling someone closer, kissing them, etc. But I don't have anything like, "Wow, I would really love to be guillotined in shibari". I'm not a very sexual person.
>>
>>38639246
man girls are fucking weird

not original
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>>38628845
How do i get a gf like the one in the OP? Also im a blackbot
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>>38639319
>Also im a blackbot
fuck off nigger
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>>38629629
I wanna be your original original friend
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>>38639319
>How do i get a gf like the one in the OP?

Be white.
>>
I just want a fembot to cuddle and give head pats to
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>>38639934
>be white
Get real you thick lipped watermelon muncher
>>
>>38639795
>>38639934
Ah, of course. What was I thinking?
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kAi2fAHQ85

d-do i sound cute? ;3
>>
>>38640239
yes, very kawaii
>>
>>38636956
your mother is a whore and you are a failure kill yourself because it just gets worse

t. 32 yo wizard who never tried getting a girl
>>
>>38635308
echo
#4018 for league
>>
>>38635481
kek this

origano
>>
>>38629764
stupid idiot you're worth more than that
>>
If girls do in fact browse /r9k/, then what is it that they find appealing?

It mostly seems to be a bunch of losers whining about their shitty lives, how they've never gotten laid, and how much they hate women.
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>>38640674
newf*g detected
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BfSZZpHoXt
Hope you like it anon ^-^
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>>38636642
10/10 cuteness
oreganile
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>>38640789
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nmM6hFEKcG
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>>38640839
where are you from? sexy accent
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>>38640828
Thank you anon but what's so cute about it?
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>>38640839
http://vocaroo.com/i/s185xml6GmxV
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>>38640865
netherlands

y-you're a france fag r-right? ;-; http://vocaroo.com/i/s0l3fXTFceTY

>>38640875
nothing cute about it, beta summerfags asking for discord servers
>>
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PY7OPESLee
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>>38641230
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WKutPunOgj
>>
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nMCYmPBSAq
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>>38641383
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15IqS5SNpjK
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>>38641558
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MHZtqCALYt
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>>38641591
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ytOYG5xIVv
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>>38641603
inshallah wij zullen nederland veroveren
>>
>>38641685
hoezo impleceer je gelijk dat ik een modslijm ben
>>
>>38636854
ay me too, Raleighfag reporting in
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>>38642175
I used to live there, how old are you anon
>>
>>38642231

twenty, in uni right now
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