Tried hanging myself on the ceiling fan but it just bent

>>38627845
HAHHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAH

>>38627845
lol fatass

>>38627845
Chin up, OP! Oh wait...

>>38627845
No. You didn't. Stop being an attention whore. Show the broken fan with timestamp

lol kys fat faggot

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>>38627845
Well you can eat yourself to death now

>>38628668
>m-my phone camera is broken and i don't have anything else to take a pic with desu
>i'm being serious though please pay attention to me desu ne ; ;

aww... don't say that why don't you try talking to someone about it??

>amerifeels
OriginaI

You tried killing yourself... fat chance, faggot!

>>38627845
Mine ripped out of the wall when i did it and i'm not even fat.

>>38628797
Yes. Ceiling fans are not load bearing you idiot.

>>38628816
Yea well they've worked for other people before

>>38628797
You could try a more effective method...

>>38628838
Maybe in your wildest dreams or in a country that isn't America.

>>38628844
Eh not suicidal at the moment. Opiates will be my go to though if things ever change.

I tried to hang myself from the tree in my back yard awhile ago, but the branch snapped. I'm trying to lose weight right now just so I will be able to hang myself.

>>38627845
Tie it to the door knob then throw it to the other side.
Make a noose pull it tight then drop on your ass.
Pigs took my rope.

Ceiling fans are made out of ultra-flimsy plastic or plywood...if a literal child hangs on them they'll break. You're not necessarily a fatass.

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>>38627845
http://lostallhope.com/suicide-methods

>>38628887
not true https://www.researchgate.net/profile/Raghvendra_Vidua/publication/260916933/figure/fig2/AS:296850344169473@1447786045734/Figure-2-Daughter%27s-body-hanging-from-ceiling-fan.png

>>38628865
Just dooo it..

You chicken?

>>38628938
>raghvendra vidua
>daughter

Are you really using an example of a young woman from the world's tiniest race as a counterexample?

>>38628869
This but don't just fall on your ass. Lean to the left.
http://lostallhope.com/suicide-methods/hanging/short-drop/simple-suspension

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I ate a handful of pills but only ended up puking all over the bed and getting beaten for it. I think they were estrogen pills but nothing happened after that

>>38627845
Ha fuck you fatty