>mummy start taxing me GBP for making cummies
This is bullshit, this is a bodily function, and now she's charging me just for using it. Every time I take too long in the bathroom, every time she finds cum on clothes or a tissue, every time she walks in my room and I have porn open, she docks me 15 GBP. I can understand having to pay for blowey joeys, but this is ridiculous. Any anons have any ideas for how I can talk her into renigging this tax? I've tried a hunger strike for something else before, but I caved after two weeks, my mom's got nerves of fucking steel.
>GBP
Your country is going to start demanding ID for that next year
>>38627529
Its time, anon. You must reenact the Boston tea party, with mummys feel good juice. Into the toilet it goes!
>>38627529
Call an estates general, then rape her
>>38627910
She stopped drinking about ten years ago, her body couldn't handle the alcohol anymore. I guess I could flush away all of her soda.
>>38627974
What is an estates general?
>>38627910
This better fucking work.
Idisbq
>>38628063
Before the revolution, the French monarchy held a meeting of the three estates, called the Estates General. It consisted of the 1st estate (the nobility), the second estate (the clergy), then the third estate (everyone else).
It was called to settle the civil unrest initially caused by unjust taxation, which later resulted in widespread famine.
It was ineffective, so the nobility got btfo, and all its pretty noble ladies got raped and beheaded :3
>>38627529
>tfw you make big cummies for mummy
best feel lads.
>tfw mummy's new boyfriend Kahn Al'Quir won't let you make cummies for mummies
not a good feel lads
>>38627529
only wank really late at night and flush used tissues down the toilet
>>38628142
Jesus he actually did it.
RIP OP
>>38628142
OOOOOOOOHHH mommy is gunna be sooooo mad
>>38628142
Pretty good and entertaining post
put me in the screenshot
originalkikff fuck you daniel
>>38627529
What does she "dock" the money from?
> still living with mommie AND getting free money from her = you're too pathetic to masturbate.
PS -- just eat your spooge after you make it.
>not just making cummy in mummy's yummy cunny
>>38628260
I've tried that but I can't flush the toilet at night, she's a very light sleeper.
>>38628317
Get out of my thread newfag.
>>38628325
She has a whiteboard on the fridge that she uses to keep track of my GBP.
And no, I'm not eating my own cum, faggot.
>>38627529
Just beat the shit out of your mom, problem solved. Give her ptsd she wont ever fuck with you again
Why do all the good threads get no replies instead of Blacked Thread #277008? Keep fighting the good fight OP
>>38628142
Please let this be real. OriginallIy
>>38629572
Because most of the users here are pol/SJW shills and flock to racebait
>>38629572
Because most of the users here are homos/cucks
>>38627529
Dw anon. I'll transfer you 6 million GBP right now.
>>38628142
car keys next OP show that bitch the consequences of her actions