>"Hey you! Yeah I'm talking to you! Get your ass

>>38627394
o-ok

i love you

>>38627394
Why are you showing me your pantsu?

>>38628956
Its because your her boyfriend. Now hurry up and show her yours.

>>38629093
l-lewd
Do i have to wear some of her clothing if i only have male underwear?

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>>38627394
I would wake up because no such thing would ever happen to me in real life, doesn't matter how much I really want it to happen (one of my actual dreams involve a girl calling me her boyfriend because yes and now I'm forced to "love her", i dont know I just want to experience that)

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>>38627394
>"sorry roastie, even if this isn't a dream or a sick joke, short and flat, not quite my type. Begone thottie"

>>38629322
She is 2D
That means she is pure you massive idiot.

>>38629322
flat chests are the future you imbecile

>>38627394
"For fucks sake, just stop with this bullshit, and speak normally, and stop fucking screaming, this is unbearable, ugh."

>>38629419
SAYS THE DELUDED FLAT CHESTED TRAP

>>38629419
>>38629454
just kidding, I love you baby.
Please don't leave me.

>>38627394
Show her what someone with the experiences of being sexually bullied at a young age and then spending all of puberty having to keep 2 women satisfied in their sexual retinue can do to the uninitiated.

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>>38629419
>all 2D's are pure
fuck off thot chaser

>>38629391
DFC is a meme and flatties are digusting, begone normie.

Nah nah nah nah nah, I won't allow it. You're acting like a whore. We'll go get ice cream and get to know eachother for a little while first.

THEN I'll happily take you as my loli fuckdoll.

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>>38627394
I wish a girl would say that to me in real life...
Fuck this cruel world!

>>38629799
>thottie
>thot

wew you really got me with that verry funny meme! Good one anon! funny stuff!!!!

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>>38630126
>lol xXxDDDDD le invalidate post and may may with counter lay meemememe

Good one lad

>>38629799
>DFC
>normie
you've got that backwards

>>38630224
can you give me a source on that black guy he is EPIC........

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>>38630231
All of the "lmao i am weeb xD" types and reddit tier fags are obsessed with lolis and flat chests these days.

>>38630267
found him https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCT3cGZ8SeFVY5xwUxBAO0Mg/videos?flow=grid&view=0&sort=p thanks anyway

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>>38627394
Fuck off Akebono, Iowa is already mine.

>>38627394
Literally my dream girl. I would marry any girl that said that and meant it. I don't care what they look like how mentally fucked up she is nothing. She takes control like that and I am hers forever.

>>38627394
>"I-I don't have any money s-orry"
>walk away

realistically

I would punch the dumb bitch in the face.

>>38631250
This is why you don't have a girIfriend.

At what age do cute animal panties no longer look sexy on a girl?