>"Oh sorry anon, I was on the phone with Chad. What were

you fucking BITCH

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>>38626786
>on the phone
what is this 2003

I'm gonna flick this crumpled up straw wrapper into your cleavage

>>38626786
> "I was saying that you look like a whore, and that I rather fuck the old guy behind you than spend another minute of my time pretending that you are listening to me. Also, the coffee is great"

>>38626786
>in public
>no bra
>no shirt
>jacket is zipped down
What a fucking whore holy shit

>>38627687
I bet the jacket smells too

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>>38626855
The only reasonable response, my original friend

>>38626786
"Oh Nothing. Go ahead and keep looking at your phone."
Then I take a dozen more pictures of her cleavage while she's looking away

>>38626932
>not blasting it directly off your straw into her cleavage
>"there's more where that came from, baby"
>she gets wet, and deletes Chad from her phone

>tfw no emotionally distant mommy gf to cuck me with chad, thinking I don't know, but barely trying to hide it
>tfw I will never peep on her being cummed inside by him from the hall while I jerk off

girl in ops pic is Demi Rose Mawby

>>38626786
I'm late for something excuse me.
Have a nice day.

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>I said love u becuase what a sexy and i feel to fuck u hard if u are there (Mumbai) but u are lucky hmmmmuaaahhh go a head i want some one understand

>>38626786
>I was saying your new nail color looks nice
>Oh you noticed it?! Thank you *smiles genuinely*

Bam, take that Chad

Real talk, compliment her shoes. You compliment a girl's shoes and it's like a switch is flipped in her brain that stops her from realizing you don't care and just want to cum inside her.

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>>38626786
It's an injustice that needs to be dealt with
original

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>>38626786
I just got some acid want to try it?