So I did it, I finally did it. I got a 9 to 6 job answering phones.

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>>38626207
Become NEET. You'll fucking hate life as long as you work in a fucking call centre for 9 hours a day.

>>38626207
call centre? how to get this job, what should I lie on my resume?

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>>38626207
>Now what?
Now you suck Mr Shekelstein's little plump wiener

>>38626207
rinse and repeat for 40-60 years or until you die

that's it, this is now your life forever

>>38626207

1 day down, 50 years to go before you aren't grinding your teeth from hating work. Congratulations!

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>>38626228
I hated life as a NEET.
I didn't have enough money for anything and my dad wouldn't stop reminding me what a piece of shit I am.
I'd rather be called a piece of shit by some angry man on the phone because I can't figure out what's wrong with his bank account.

>>38626239
I happened to be bilingual, have a good phone voice, and have had previous customer service experience.
You probably don't need the first one, but it's the only reason I get paid more than minimum wage.

At least there's lots of girls working in call centres. Doubt I'll get with any of them though.

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>>38626304
I thought there would be more to life than this.

>>38626372
>I thought there would be more to life than this.

You could fill your spare time with another escapist consumerist hobby such as TV or film, but other than that yeah that's pretty much it.

You could start dating and have children too, but just know that for all the tender moments you share with another person they are all fleeting and one day they will die just like you, and it feels very bad if they go before you do.

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>>38626429
>You could start dating and have children too
You really think so?

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>>38626372
You're going to hate life even more now that you're answering phones for 9 hours a day. There is a good side to it, though, make one mistake, and you'll most likely get fired. It's a job that anyone can do, so it's not as if you're important to them or anything.

You could get fired tomorrow and live the high life as a NEET again.

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>>38626372
>I thought there would be more to life than this

There isn't. I've been doing the exact same thing for over a year now. I hate every day. I want to die. Please just let a semi t-bone me in the intersection tomorrow morning.

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>>38627515
things will never change if you never leave your comfort zone

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>>38626207
work until you grow old, realize you wasted your life, die...alone... like the rest of us

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>>38626207
So long as you're not a paki and i can understand and feel comfortable when telling you i don't want to prevent my computer from getting viruses because BT HQ got a virus when i'm on TalkTalk, congratulations, OP.

How about going out on weekends to find a gf?

>>38626207
That's all life is supposed to be as far as anyone knows. I'm trying to avoid it as much as possible. My life's been pretty miserable up to this point, so I'm not yet sold on making it more so. I feel like I would eventually snap because I know my life would be as empty as it is now with the added bonus of spending the entire day doing something I hated and using my free time to sleep.

>>38627858
Nothing will change even if I do. I'll always have to work if I want to survive. It doesn't matter what I do with my life because any job will make me feel the same.

I can't find enjoyment in anything anymore

now you "live", I guess