>Girls have life on easy mode WRONG. Apologize. http://ar

why does this bitch look like a blonde adam driver?

>>38625887
sorry dad, i wont do it again dad

>emergency threesome

What the shit? In what circumstances available is there ever a need for emergency threeways?

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>emergency threesomes
Holy shit do roasties really do that?

>>38625887
>I took it for granted that my friends would always be available for emergency threesomes.

Fuck me, Idk how I would deal with life without my emergency theesomes.
Pretty sure everyone has those these days, even the most asocial of people.

>>38625934
kek virgin detected

>>38625934
>>38625938
>he's never been in a situation where a threesome would solve the problem
No wonder you're unemployed. I certainly wouldn't hire you.

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>>38625934
>he's never had an emergency threesome

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>>38625887
>How did I become the last single person in my friend group?
It's called hitting the wall roastie. The cock carousel has come to a screeching halt and your vagina is too flabby to attract a non-beta provider.

Now, I would save you from your bleak fate if I were still in my younger years; but I have since embraced MGTOW, and, seeing how it empowers simple men to ascend past base &a banal desires, I politely reject your offer and advise you to get your shit together

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>>38625887
>emergency threesomes
I want to get off Mr. Shekelberg's Wild Ride.

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>Essentially, we are far more discriminating in our 30s than we were in our 20s, which is both a blessing and a curse. We know more about what we want and what we won't tolerate-but to a point where almost no one is good enough. I find myself having thoughts like, "I could never date him, he wears V-necks." Or, "He was nice, but he sleeps in a mezzanine bed."
>Women

>>38625887
>emergency threesomes.
End my suffering

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>>38625887
>emergency threesomes
I wish I had an emergency twosome.

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I wonder why.... bitch

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>>38625952
original angle

>>38626647
There's literally nothing wrong with foursomes.

>>38627510

>having n-somes for nonprime n

is this a fucking meme????

>>38625908
because you can look like a female john goodman and still get laid TONIGHT

>>38627625
>non-prime n
That's a retarded system. By that logic, you hate foursomes, but are fine with 13somes. 42somes are a meme, but 751some is a-ok.

every time you guys post articles written by women, i taste that black pill even more.

>>38627684
Everything past 5 participants is legally considered an orgy.

>>38625934
When you're lonely and your friend has a bf, and she shares

>>38625887
>Emergency threesomes
Had it coming this one better invest in a scratching post.

>>38627684
And 57-somes are on thin ice as well.

>>38625887
>Karley
>Sciortino
Fucking rotten spic, I hope she dies in a pool for her own vomit

>>38625972
jesus christ her face is longer than my forearm, she could put a horse to shame

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>>38629161
>jesus christ her face is longer than my forearm, she could put a horse to shame
hahahahahahahhaa

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>Stacy found the emergency threesome kit

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>>38625887
These women are so far removed from me I have no idea.
But at least I can talk to myself.

>>38625984
>muh MGTOW

Sad!

>>38629173
LEON.
I swear every dude I know named Leon is a fucking righteous dude...

>>38625887
>fucking literal 2.5/10 roastie can get a threesome and I can't even get a gf

fucking why

>>38625887
>emergency threesomes.
>then looks at this horseface

White people were a mistake. It is white people that have largely been responsible for these normie behaviors and pushing normie culture. You fucks do this because you are cultureless swine with no morals. Most of you at least. I wish there was only Latino people like me living in the US :(

>see cute lanklet guy with ponytail and glasses everyday at library cafe
>walk up, say "Hi, I like your ponytail."
>"Thanks."
>walk away
>friends grab me
>"Oh my god that guy is so weird he didn't even look up at you?"

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>>38629788
TLDR: Anons who think women can get any dude any time are retarded. I'm completely average looking and I get rejected by betas like this all the time.

>>38625887
I wanna see the pathetic fuck that settles for this female

>>38629812
>rejected
A guy not having sex with you just because you say hi to him isn't rejection. If you asked him to have sex with you there's probably somewhere between a 100-100 % chance he won't say no.

>>38629788
>girl walks up to me trying to be friendly
i have literally 0 (zero) reason to believe that it's not a prank or scam of some sort

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>Like many women, I spent most of my 20s wondering if a conventional relationship and family is something that I even want. If you had asked me two years ago about having a family, I would have been like, "Eww, why would I have kids when I could devote my life to more important things, like blogging and attending mediocre sex parties?" But now I'm like: "I'm too lazy to go out. Maybe I should just start a family" (I guess biology is real?)

i have no sympathy for her

>>38625887
Women who are alone are only alone because they're picky

>>38629864
>just wanting sex
Sounds like degeneracy.

Oh yeah, my anxieties about my future, my family, my personal life and capacity to have children are completely resolved by the knowledge that men will always be happy to use me as a cum bucket. Lovely.

>>38629898
How else would I even approach him, then?

>i see him all the time
>i think he was talking to my friend's supervisor so he's probably a math or physics student

>>38630134
I'll marry you, email me at [email protected], I'll get back to you in a month

>>38630508
https://warosu.org/lit/thread/9083870
>committing academic offences
>being my husbando
Pick one.

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>>38630575
Holy shit, that was savage

>>38628921
Get out of 4chan, Grothendieck.

>>38630152
>hi, I think you're cute, would you like to go on a date?
Also, women have a horrible fucking sense of what "average" is. If you're calling him average, he's probably in the top 30% looks department. Don't ve surprised if he already has a gf.

>>38625887
>Girl doesn't have life as easy as she wants it


I hope she kills herself. It would be terrible for any man to have to deal with someone like that.

>>38629858
None of them will. This type of whore is destined to be alone until she kills herself because she herself is incapable of "settling"

>>38625984
>I am a guru of life because I went mgtow

It's just a lifestyle, not a fucking mystical god.

You sum this post up pretty well but stop jerking it to your life choices

>>38625887
Girls are life on easy mode.

That emergency threesome is even a thing man just makes me lose what little faith I had in humanity and women.

If it wasnt for my family needing me I would fucking be dead I would end it so fucking fast and go to heaven.

>>38630862
>horrible sense of what average is
Or you have a horrible sense of women's preferences.

>top 30%
Dude looks like Mike Akerfeldt. Which is super cute to me, but far from what is popular with most other chicks.

>cold approach
No fucking way. I used to do that and it honestly just opens me up to rudeness. Plus, I've been rejected pretty badly in the past, so getting rejected again would probably induce a panic attack. Oh, and I feel bad that I've never been asked out / have to ask guys out when my friends don't have this problem.

TLDR: r9k doesn't fucking get anything

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>>38625887
Because you're a boring, dumb, entitled, narcissistic, unattractive female specimen that expects quality men for no justifiable reason

You're the equivalent of a fedora-clad neckbeard and nobody really likes you, but instead of immediately recognizing why people just roll their eyes and go about their business because you're a female and you can get away with it

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>>38630968
I'm only sticking around cause of spite in the hopes to see the moment when we find the catalyst that collapses civilization.

>this ugly white bitch can have emergency threesomes

the amount of dick even below-average pussy can pull is outrageous.

>>38630910
>None of them will
You poor naive soul

>>38631519
I mean anyone willing to take her will be beneath her standards.

>>38631065
>waah rejection is horrible i cant take it
fuck off

>>38631065
on a scale of hamburglar to WHITE WHALE HOLY GRAIL how fat are you?

but you gotta start with a question mate, a compliment is too stilted and like this guy said >>38629898
oh and if you can sit down beside him that might help get the "HELLO I WANT TO GET TO KNOW YOU" across

for what its worth as an awkward metal band reject looking motherfucker that'd get my attention

>>38626349
from that you just know she's going to end up alone with 10 cats

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>>38625887
Men always win in the end.

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>>38625934

>robot found out about the emergency threesomes

>>38629692
Kill yourself you stupid bean. Your women are either goblins, or bigger sluts than ours.

>>38631682
>but then suddenly they are 40 and can only get a 5/10
this pleases my milf fetish

>>38631682
This picture is ambrosia, suits you right you hags, you had one thing going for you, your looks and you wasted them, your years were your gold and you threw it at the cockcarousel
Have fun living with your cats as the eligible men pump & dump you, god it makes me feel good to know there is some justice/karma is this world, kind of motivates me to become successful just so i can get back at the vapid cunts that ignored me and show them how it feels to be played with

>>38629692
it's actually jews undermining white people :^)

>>38629692
>cultureless swine with no morals
Oh Paco please, our culture is so wide spread it has become the world wide norm that no one even recognizes it anymore

>no morals
Well at least we follow laws, also your putas are no better than white women, in this day and age every ethnicity has their skanks, just happens to be that white ones are put on the spotlight because no one cares what a latina puta is doing at the corner of a seedy motel

>>38632026
Stop being a nigger, "the Jews" have become "the Man" for moronic minority of whites, stop memeing it before some morons start believing it, if there is someone doing shady business it's big corporations and those are not Jew exclusive in Murrica

>>38631065
>I've been rejected pretty badly in the past, so getting rejected again would probably induce a panic attack.
oh gee I wonder how men are supposed to deal with it when they're expected to do this by default
you're stuck in a corner having to admit that either women perpetuate unfair standards in their favor or women and men are not equal and it's due to women

>>38631682
The worse thing about this is how they complain about men going after women younger then them yet none of them will take a man younger then them. Every time I expand my age range on dating sites I see profile after profile where the woman's minimum accepted age is their own age.

Take a hint an learn a lesson. If you want to settle down go after younger guys. Suck it up an be the independent woman you are and be the primary bread winner.

>>38625887
>emergency threesomes

kek

god damn is this what normies are up to?

>>38632262
>Women dating "below their own status"
Non non my friend, that would be like admitting defeat to them, they will rather spend their lives writing angry blogs about how men are pigs while their cats destroy their house around them

>>38632262

Why would you want to be with an older woman? If it's just to fuck around and have fun that's one thing, but seriously dating an older woman is retarded for a lot of reasons.

>>38632401
Because I get around and know a lot of people in my line of work. Out of every girl I've ever talked to its the older ones I like most. The ones that have lived life a little and matured.

>>38632389
That's their own problem then and they have no one to blame but themselves.

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>>38632262
>The worse thing about this is how they complain about men going after women younger then them
Its never men who this. I wonder why.

Source on image: http://www.businessinsider.com/dataclysm-shows-men-are-attracted-to-women-in-their-20s-2014-10

Just for laughs but also source plus archive:
http://jezebel.com/mens-favorite-ages-are-20-21-22-and-23-a-data-dive-1731660984
http://archive.is/G9fdj

>>38632423
Yes it is, and that is what makes their complaints that much sweeter, they dug their own holes, jumped in it and now they are complaining they are knee deep in a grave
That's what happens when you give morons too much power, they'll use it to destroy themselves and all you have to do is smile and watch

>>38631577
>you're fat
Literally everytime on r9k when I complain about my love life (and don't flip genders) I get asked this. I'm average. "Skinnyfat" is probably the best term.

>question
That's really good advice. I'm not sure what question I would ask, though. I see him at the bus stop sometimes. Maybe ask why he's always at that one pub in particular? It's probably because it's right beside the physics building (that's why I'm there) but yeah.

>sit beside
That's way too "Garden State" for this introverted creep.

>>38631570
>making fun of people who have been rejected
>on r9k
Sounds pree normie, my friend.

>>38631591
I have four. Recently went to a cat show. H.P. Lovec(r)a(f)t's essay on cats and dogs is the paragon of American rhetoric.

>>38632228
>because men generally do more asking out you, a woman who does not enforce such standards on men, are a bitch for complaining

>stuck in a corner
Except I never said or denied either of the following statements. Nice strawman though, my dude.

>>38630134
>"like your ponytail"
He might as well taken it for a "Lets mess with the insecure idiot a bit" opening. Having your grinning friend staring at him expectantly too would only make this seem more likely.

You really want to make sure?
Have a chat or phone account separate from your usual, and slip him that contact, saying you would like to talk.
If they are interested normies/chads will go "Why, we can talk right here and now", while shy fucks will roll the idea back and forth but end up texting you.

At least he knows you invested something beyond a "Nice ___, virgin!", and you have idea how reassuring that is.

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>have about three girls I hanged out with, or at least talked with during High School
>recently talk to them to catch up (it's been 6 years)
>#1 moved out, has her apartment, has a job, wants to be a mommy and wife to her Chad
>ask her how she moved out
>"I moved in with my boyfriend"
>#2 (she actually had to repeat one year in high school) has moved out, has a business renting apartments, passive income, lives abroad
>ask her how she moved out
>"The business belongs to my boyfriend"
>#3 has a car, a job, apartment, speaks about marriage
>ask her about it
>"boyfriend"
If that's not easy mode I don't know what is. All three of them literally found a sponsor to provide everything for them I struggle to get and eventually gave up on, and they had it for years.

>>38633202
Thats what they were taught to do. To find a guy that will provide for them and ignore every other man that cant.

>>38630575
How bought me. I am talented writer
>https://pastebin.com/ZmSZteTa

>>38625934
Basically women hate masturbating so when she needs to get her rocks off she calls a friend who has a boyfriend and borrows him.

>>38631591
I doubt the cats would meet her expectations.

>"That cat tail flops to the left, I could NEVER live with that."

>>38629812
Are you clear about your intentions? I cant say for others but I intentionally ignore and passive reject any girl that is not clear and says something like "Want to go get lunch?" Its the most unattractive thing in the world when a girl sits there and tries to make it so you ask her out instead of her asking you out.

>>38631682
Yeah I know I will win in the end but that doesn't make right now any less shity.

>>38630575
>Looked up the guys email

You sound like the kind of girl I like.

>>38632262
Being 25, I honestly so no point at all in dating someone not in her teens anymore. I missed out on a lot of things in life, and don't want someone with huge mileage. Assuming I have a job, I can at least buy her love and be her designated driver, in return she can make me see the youth I missed out on.

>>38633559
Im just like you, instead I play her game until she eventually gives up which 99% do or asks me out her self, the longest I kept this up for was 5 for years.

>>38628302
how is 5 participants isn't an orgy..

>>38633777
I cant do that. I've got other things to do and people to talk to. If shes not willing to ask me out flatly then and there shes most likely not someone I would like anyways so I don't see a point in continuing the charade.

>>38629898
>i have literally 0 (zero) reason to believe that it's not a prank or scam of some sort

This, remember all the giggle-hive games of "lets fool the hopeful dweeb a bit, he must KNOW we are just kidding right?" that you (or at least the girls you hated, if you claim you are not some stacy) did?

Trust me, we DO remember and start to see it everywhere.

>>38632657
Average is fat, nowhere near skinny fat. What is your BMI? It's a little off for male athletes but it is infallible when applied to females.

Lately there are more and more of these articles from professional~ journalist women in their 30s, Jesus Christ. It even namedrops "Marry Him: The Case for Settling for Mr. Good Enough" like the one I read a month ago. They try to have it all with fast-paced big city professional life and promiscuity, only coming back to reality with a soberingly empty plate with no more cake to eat or have. They fell for the meme perpetrated by other failed women and now all they have left is writing about how it's ruined their life except it didn't ruin their life... but maybe it kinda sorta did OH NO, BY THE SEVEN GODS WHAT HAVE I DONE?! Maybe having a website, book, and online handle called "Slutever," and burning through your youth with lifestyle that complemented the aforementioned wasn't the best idea. Just look at her articles on Vogue, they're all about her failed love life accompanied by "ironic" vapid photoshoots.
>>38626349
What she doesn't realize is that she used to nitpick thirsty dudes who threw themselves at her, and now she's nitpicking dudes she sees at Panera Bread who probably don't even notice her. The event horizon of roasties where they become obstinate Sex and the City wannabes, firing off some parting shots at the few eligible men left who want to be within 10 feet of her before she's out of the game forever.

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>>38634786
>"Marry Him: The Case for Settling for Mr. Good Enough"

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t-the stupid face

KILL. ALL. NORMIES.

>>38632657
>she references Garden State
post burner email NOW

there is no way i'm going to read this garbage article but i have seen enough to determine that it is probably one of those stupid "love/sex" columns from vogue or equivalent magazine.

they produce columns with headlines like in OP on a semi-routine basis. the drive here isn't to produce honest, confessional writing, it's to produce "relatable" content for the kinds of people who read "love/sex" columns on the websites of print magazines, i.e. pathetic single people who want to justify tfw no bf. a column that basically goes "i am single and feel inferior to friends of mine in committed relationships" clearly appeals to these people.

the "emergency threesomes" line reads like a mediocre attempt at a funny, quasi-edgy hook. only on fucking /r9k/ would people read that line and go "oh my god, fucking roasties have so much free, easy sex that they implicitly expect threesomes from their friends at the drop of a hat." the kinds of people who genuinely have so many threesomes that they can order one up like chinese takeout (i assume, like, people heavily involved in group sex meetups?) are not the kinds of people who are reading a vogue romance column.

>>38625934
No lie, I had one like three years ago. I was basically the middle man for one lesbian that liked my mouth and one camgirl from /soc/ that wanted to experiment. Kicked them out after it was over and I ate a whole pizza and went to work. Great day.

>>38634786
i'm unclear why you think this is a recent phenomenon when even you seem to recognize that this is basically just the plot to sex and the city, a show from twenty years ago, restated.

>>38627510
>being promiscuous and complaining that you're still single
That's what wrong

>>38635740
>the "emergency threesomes" line reads like a mediocre attempt at a funny, quasi-edgy hook.
it links to the same woman's article about the time she had a foursome
in that article she talks about having had several threesomes and even been in an orgy

>>38636087
i'm not doubting that a woman whose paid profession is "sex columnist" has had group sex before. the phrasing "emergency" is what's supposed to be funny about it, not the fact that she's had a threesome (which is not exactly a deviant sex practice in the current year)

i'm saying that people read that article and don't say "oh yes, me too, i identify with the experience of demanding an emergency threesome from my friends because i do that all the time" as people here seem to have read it.

the target audience for these columns is not people who have a shit ton of crazy sex. it's people who have little to none. people who have crazy sex don't need to read this shit.

i still think most people read the "emergency threesomes" line and are supposed to think its mildly amusing and sort of edgy.

>>38629692
It's all jews pushing this shit through the media.

>>38633494
Jesus, that was a boring read.

>be rejected and ridiculed by women during my formative years
>become so maladjusted and awkward that I lose all motivation
>scrape by on entry level jobs
>read OPs article
Fuck you stacies, if you wanted a surplus of eligible men, you shouldn't have destroyed us when we were under construction. You were born valued, we have to mold ourselves into something valuable.

>>38633044
That's actually really smart. Thank you, anon.

And you're right, I've had the "lol let's ask the autistic girl out lol" thing happen to me. I had an attractive guy (like, Chad by most standards) approach me once and I legitinately thought I was getting frauded or something. I should empathise.

>>38633496
>hate masturbating
What.

>>38633559
Well, it sucks for me because I used to be really forward on account of the autism but people were really mean and now I'm super insecure. I just want a guy to like me enough to treat me like 99% of other girls in this once particular instant. I don't expect gifts or dinners or whatever but come on, it makes me feel like absolute trash when I do all the effort and I know that's abnormal bc muh gender roles. It makes me feel more freakish. I am really tired of one sided crushes and just want someone who'd at least try with me half as much as I try with them.

>>38633588
Don't talk to strangers!!! >:(

>>38633821
Same.

>>38634135
23.6

>>38629264
I really don't see why people get upset over this.
I guess it's pretty sad and all but it's not like nobody saw this coming. People tell her all the time you're crazy and she thinks they mean quirky, funny, entertaining. Where as she just sounds like a perverted sociopath. Why would some guy want to settle with someone they can't trust, doesn't have any feelings for them, the kids they invest all their time in gets exposed to some other creepy sexual perverted male she decides to have affairs with that's a lot more physically dangerous than she is, especially toward the kid. It just seems like a good thing she's actually single instead of wrecking her kids life and making a bunch of psychologically damaging situations for the kid and exposing them to other harmful people so she can have her sexual thrills. If she can't retain a male mate without a kid makes you wonder why she thinks she could with one rather than doing her typical behavior of going through guys faster than a box of tissue paper and dragging the kid through it.

>>38636419
>Don't talk to strangers

But then how will I ever find my soul mate anon?

>>38636419
You're probably still not a virgin, are you

>>38637034
I am, lol.
>the only one in my entire faculty
>my friend who is in soft eng lost it before me
I want OFF.

>>38636736
>soul mates
Bad meme.

>>38637214
Souls are a bad meme by themself.
Soul mates is just a deep wish for a bind to someone who is more alike to you more then you thought possible.
"People you have met in a former life" is some other example for that sort of wishing, for those that dig that stuff.

>>38637741
>souls
Definitely.
>possible
Obviously I get the figurative use of the term soulmate.

Sometimes I think my worldview is too eclectic to have someone agree with me. That sounds super pretentious and I don't mean it in the ">tfw too intelligent" way but most people I meet are very predictable. They tell me their favourite band or something and I know their life path. They mention their political views and I can map their sources of information and infer all their orher opinions. Most people are sort of boring, but I genuinely like most people and want a relationship. I've only met a few peiple whose perspectives had me on the edge of my seat, and then only one of those had value systems alligned with my own. Maybe I need to dig deeper.

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>EMERGENCY THREESOMES

Daily reminder, they ARE a thing.

>>38626349
>"I could never date him, he wears V-necks." Or, "He was nice, but he sleeps in a mezzanine bed."
sounds like Seinfeld episodes k e k

>>38637865
Feel like I should clarify this a tad. For example, my best friend's parents are Jewish university professors who hate Trump. I take a lot of classes with petroleum engineers who joke a out "raping the environment" and yell "TRIGGERED" when my female stratigraphy professor tells them to stop talking during lecture and burst out laughing. A lot of these people are way more educated and smarter than me (the first two are literal professors), but neither party has ever said something that made me go "wait, what, you think that? What the fuck?" Even when they make excellent points, I still think "of course you think that".

And if people have these easy, predictable ideologies I feel it's easier to find a "soulmate" because statistically your views are more common. I've had the same group of people accuse me of being a Nazi and an SJW in the same month because I read Sheila Jeffreys and Peter Sotos at lunch. Iunno, hopefully some other anon ktf.

</speshul snowflake>

>>38625887
If you're female and don't have life on easy mode, you're either ugly, not willing to do sexual favors, or both. The reason female easy mode is a thing is because of looks and sex.

>>38638381
>I've had the same group of people accuse me of being a Nazi and an SJW in the same month because I read Sheila Jeffreys and Peter Sotos at lunch

That mostly says there people you should not sit around at lunch, because they are trying to fit you in where they want you to be.

>>38638913
>not willing to do sexual favours
What happened to "no hymen no diamond"?

>>38638932
Yeah, I don't mind being around people, but sometimes I want to be alone and that aggravates people. I actually sort of relish when my coworkers don't show up, even thought I sincerely like them and I think they like me.

>>38639138
>What happened to "no hymen no diamond"?
What part of "sexual favours" implies it has to be vaginal sex?
In fact, being a virgin is even EASIER mode because you're value is the highest it ever will be and getting that "diamond" a.k.a a free sponsored ride through life is even easier than normal.