Have we come to an agreement on what being a robot actually means?

Robot doesn't really have a definition, its up to you to identify with the term
Anybody who claims to be able to define "robot" is just bullshitting
anybody who claims certain people can't be "robots" are probably fake robots, themselves, and deserve no respect or pity

I don't think I'm a robot, anyways, I'm too normie for that

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>>38617526
>Just because you are a virgin doesn't automatically make you a robot.
True, but you cannot be a robot if you are not a virgin.

By extension, no women are robots.

>>38617587
>normies in charge of the definition of "robot"
No.
>>>/soc/

>>38617526
Go back to normie book you norman shit

>>38617616
Fake robot detected - being a loser doesn't make you a robot

>>38617631
I literally just told you I don't have a strict definition, but I can indeed tell when somebody is faking it
Anybody who tries to define "robot" is a dumbass

>>38617658
>being a loser doesn't make you a robot
This is literally our most notable characteristic. Honestly, you're better on reddit or somewhere else

>>38617587

It not having a strict definition is the reason why we have roasties and failed chads coming here in the first place

>>38617712
Why? So you can maintain a safe space?

>>38617720
Diversity of ideas is not a bad thing. I welcome ladies and less obnoxiously depressed men, it's more interesting this way.
If you want to only talk to "robots", make threads that only interest robots. It's literally always been this way.

>>38617799
I disagree because normies are largely uninteresting and don't bring anything substantial to anything they are apart of.
You can see evidence of this on all the threads in the front page. Tons of socializing normie threads, roastie threads, etc.
Robots may be outcasts, but they are usually interesting people and have a unique outlook on life that normies will never have.
Normie diversity is cancer.

>>38617658
>being a loser doesn't make you a robot
No, otherwise you would qualify as a robot.
Try posting again when you're not just spewing butthurt.

>I can indeed tell when somebody is faking it
You legitimately have autism.

>>38617799
>normies just shit up the board
>HURRRRRR UR JUS ANGERY I'M HERE NOT UR SAFE SPACE
Are normies capable of participating in a single conversation without proving everything said about them right?

>>38617799
Duh this is a board for robots.

>>38617526
Autism doesnt make you a robot either.
The only thing that makes you robot if you have ugly face with shit body.

Chad looking and even normal looking autists: Please kill yourselves. you will never know how a real robot feels.

>>38617526
it means you have never had a mutual love interest and also have never had friends. that's what it means

>>38617880
I am not concerned with the opinions of hateful, fake 'bots

>>38617911
Believe what you want to believe, bro, but in my 11 years here, the "robots" are almost always the ones who do the shitting up

>>38617923
No it isn't, the term "robot" came about after the board was invented
Robots are a symptom of this board, not the sole occupants

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>>38618009
What you normies fail to understand its a combination of awful things, not just one minor inconvenience.

>guys i haven't had sex in like 20 whole minutes
>ugh im such a robot

>>38618069
Nobody says this except for the explicit purpose of triggering sensitive robots

someone who is truly unwanted

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>>38618039
>get BTFO
>l-l-like I care what YOU have to say!
And then you're actually self-unaware enough to say
>the "robots" are almost always the ones who do the shitting up

>>38618079
Well obviously it was a hyperbole. If you actually thought I was serious then you may be on the spectrum of some kind.
However, there is more to being a genuine robot than not getting laid which is the easiest attribute posters today latch onto

>>38618107
I'm not shitting anything up I'm just speaking my mind
We don't need to bring memes into this, it isn't an argument.

>>38618116
I agree with you there. I never get laid and I don't see myself as a robot.

Robots are men without value. Women cannot be robots because women have inherent value (to society).

Women by default can no be robots.

They have tried very hard lately to label themselves and to feel included our board culture unsurprisingly, but its literally impossible for them. Even the fattest, ugliest and dumbest female is valued more than a man.

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>>38618211
wrong, get off of my board fake robots

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>>38618257
watch out boys, assmad roastie thinks she knows what being a robot really mans

>>38618341
I'm gonna blast you with my ass so hard you'll forget all about pepe
better stop now, little boy

>>38617658
>virgin=loser
Absolutely disgusting, toastie roastie detected.

>>38618403
Im sure a handful of men in this thread would gladly want you to ass blast them on their faces, m'lady however I am not one of them

>>38618403
You don't sound like a man at all

If you have or have ever had a gf you CANNOT BE A ROBOT. case and point. If you know what it feels like to be loved, it is IMPOSSIBLE for you to be a robot.

>>38618160
>I'm not shitting anything up I'm just speaking my mind
>We don't need to bring memes into this
Reddit cancer like you will be the death of this site.

>>38618069
Igloo face causes everything that make someone a robot.

>>38618683

What is originally an igloo face ?????????

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>>38617526
>Ask if there's is an agreement on the definition of the word robot
>Most of the replies generally center around a few key concepts
>OP attempts to refute reasonable conjectures with their own definition of robot strongly differing than all of the provided answer and accuses others baselessly of being fake robots

I think there's a reason an agreement hasn't been reached and it isn't "fake robots".

>>38618797
Im the OP and the only posts of me "refuting" anything is that I didn't think including common normie behavior into the definition.
Thanks for the bump though

>>38618797
I'm not OP you fool
you're a real robot cus nobody else would be so clueless

>>38617526
>tfw it's another thread to divide /r9k/
A robot is someone who becomes alienated from society, either willingly or forcibly, due to a veriety of reasons (virginity, depression, ugliness, etc...)

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>>38618868
Fucking kill me. I forgot to upload the fucking reaction

>>38618868
/r9k/ is already divided.
Have you seen the state of the board?
Its full of nothing but trap generals, discord threads and fucking roastie threads. Half of the board is just pornography.

>>38618900
I just live through it...pay attention to the good threads anon and you'll realize there are plenty around. The rheeetards who make posts trying to grasp the definition of robots are awful. Sure, normies will come - it's fucking summer after all. But if they can't identify with us, they'll go away. I used to be a robot, but only when I found /r9k/ did I realize it. If I hadn't, I would have left. Not everybody here is a NEET (myself in education, it's worse trust me) and not everybody is a virgin (I'm not; but when dealing with them, I try to examine the nuances that might lead them to think they belong here)

>>38618722
=Ugly
123456

>>38618958
>Not everybody here is a NEET (myself in education, it's worse trust me) and not everybody is a virgin (I'm not; but when dealing with them, I try to examine the nuances that might lead them to think they belong here)

*Correction
I'm not a NEET, but I am a virgin. won't bother with the rest of the phrase but the gist of it is that we need to be careful when dealing with symptoms of robothood

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>>38618868
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>>38618983
>>38618900

Im giving up on attempting to explain my point, I'm a disease, can't even stitch a few words together for fuchs sake

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>>38617526
Fuck this thread, robots are fucking crushed by this massive influx of redditers, /b/, /pol/, attention seeking "fembots" and more... in the last 2 years i've seen this place go down so hard
It used to be like my hideout against the world, now i want to leave but i just got used to coming here for so long
I miss it so bad but fuck, i lost hope now

>>38619167
>complains about influx of /b/ and /pol/

Fuck off I came from /pol/. /r9k/ is my main board now. I hate it too when /pol/tards come and post about their jews and their niggers

>>38617526
All robots are virgins, not all virgins are robots. Simple.