/Civ/ilization: /r9k/ "Fifteen Men on a Dead Man's

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Crab people come and teach us the majestic crab culture

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>>38617141
>Some crabs came on board to teach the robots their amazing culture

>>38616741
Part of crab culture is to make females wear headscarfs and cast non believers of the profit Lobstammad into the sea.

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>>38617311
>All non-believers are thrown into the sea, let to be consumed by the wrath of Crabllah

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>EVENT:
>After looting a shipwreck, the crew finds some weapons in the loot, now we have weapons, and the risk of a mutiny rises...

>>38617576
Fearing that the popular revolution will result in in a totalitarian crab caliphate, the ancaps mutiny first in a coup

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>>38617612
>The mutiny was unsuccesful, the guns are now stored in the ship's poop, and now the ship's crew is divided, half of it supports the Ancaps and the other half supports the Crabiphate

>>38616741
>sudden storm appears,the Crabiphate members spot a cloud in the thunder shaped like a group of crabs
>yet when the rest look,they see fucking nothing

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>>38617576
>"change in plan, lads"
>"we move now!"
the crew begins to mutiny with the cook as their leader

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>>38617707
>The second mutiny was a success, the Chef is now the captn' of the ship, the ancaps decide to side with him and the ship's name is changed to the "Free Economic Zone of No Gf"
>Now with a new captain, the ship's fate is unknown, maybe it's bound into discovering a gigantic treasure.....

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>>38617761
>a voice calls out in the distance
>"Fire!" it says
A ship slightly smaller in size, but with 1.5x as many crew members has taken the SS. noGF by surprise, swooping in to attack and steal the weapons and any goods the ship has
>what happens now, boys?

>>38617761
Due to a case of madness and cabin fever, some disillusioned robots see some elephant seals on rocks and mistake them for cute girls.

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>>38617936
>a robot fires a flare at the ship trying to get it's attention, the flare ignites the smaller ship's sails and then proceeding to burn the entire ship's deck
>>38617989
the robot swims to the rocks, and dryhumps them in his madness-fueled delirium

Lets unite the divided ship members by joining together and throwing the traps off the ship.

>>38618036
The robots encounter a small desert island, inhabited by underage and otherwise exiled posters

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>>38618121
>The ship's crew decides to unite against the common menace, traps, they're thrown off the ship, few days later it's discovered that the traps had some nasty STD's on them
>>38618148
>The ship is now navigating on some calm waters, there's little to no wind, and the heat is horrible

To decide who the leader is, someone makes an idea of whoever is the last man standing in a fistfight gets to lead the S.S. NoGf

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>>38618249
>After the fistfight, results that the leader is a NatSoc Nutjob, and the ship falls into a fascist dictatorship

>>38618315
>S.S. NoGF encouters a boat with a family of 3, one man, one mother, and one girl. Natsoc Nutjob captures the small family, and takes them prisoner.

>>38618315
The robot who declared traps should be thrown off the ship becomes second in command. After declaring they pillage and colonize the nearest island full of femanons.

This island will be called "New Rhodesia."

>>38618418
Kill the father too. Make the girl the wife of Rhodesia anon.

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>>38618418
>The NatSoc Nutjob thinks that they are muslim inmigrants, he decides to shell the boat, leaving no survivors
>>38618438
>>38618419
>After months in the sea, could this be, land?!....

>>38618474
Fair enough. Rhodesia anon decides to start construction on the furhers capital.

He can always rape a femanon.

>>38618474
>Natsoc Nutjob and his crew step onto the land where they decide that they will settle here on New Rhodesia.

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>>38618419
>The ship ransacks and burns a village full of qt femanons, not before saving the femanons from the fire and sending them to the ship
>>38618508
>>38618546
>The village is still burning, if you want to build something you should wait until the fire has ceased

>>38618590
Rhodesia anon cries
He just wants a housewife gf and amazing capital.

>>38618590
The robots draft their own version of the mayflower compact, constitution, and bill of rights except with apartheid law and women as second class citizens.

>>38618590
>A giant ogre comes and swoops all the femanons. If they want them back, they will have to find a way to slay the beast.

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>>38618639
>The construction of New Rhodesia's capital has begun, materials are being gathered from the thick tropical forest nearby
>>38618626
RhodesiaAnon stops crying now that his republic is starting to take shape
>>38618686
>The femanons are starting to like their new beta overlords

>>38618758
Rhodesia Anon is finally happy and fulfilled. He decides to make comfy white picket fence homes for all he anons.

He also decides to create a military to prevent any AnCap or Crab Caliphate uprisings in the future. Propaganda posters are due to be hung around the nation.

>>38618758
A robot scout returns to inform Natsoc Nutjob that he has discovered a new colony of underage summerfags.

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>>38618819
>New Rhodesia is now starting to bloom, houses are being built, and femanons are making their new robot overlords happy.
A military is established to maintain the fascist regime on the New Rhodesia Republic
>>38618882
>The scout returns with nothing new to the island

>>38618979
One of the anons unearths an ancient candydoll delivery box (idk what it is but based on that one post with all the pink bloody wojacks and the op flipping out over his mom finding his it must be pretty bad)

>>38618979
They ALL have sex party :)))

>>38619130
Rhodesia anon orders the box must be held by the military and remained closed, with the exception of opening it for military testing.

>>38619130
ayyy i remember that thread.

>>38618979
a virus has started invading the population.
this virus must have been contracted from one of the local animals.
which animal it was contracted from is unknown

>>38618979
The anon who dry humped the seals returns with an army of elephant seals as the seal king, seeking revenge on the land-dwellers

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>>38619130
>>38619190
>The Pandora's box is held by the military, anyone that gets close to the box is shot on sight
>>38619399
>Half of the Femanons start dying, the robots are desesperate now that their newly-adquired gf's starts dying

>>38619455
Rhodesia anon gives one final attempt at claiming a gf, seeing as all the femanons are dying out.

He waits for the fuhrer's orders on deciding what to do about the spread of the virus. Perhaps a quarantine of the infected or a burning of some of the forest?

>>38619455
this new found virus is paid very little attention to by the higher-ups on the island, some fellow robots start getting frustrated and plan to take the ship, some weapons, some food and leave the island and the military.

>>38619496
>>38619536
>unfortunately, his attempts are in vain, most of the female population is dying/ close to death, the fuhrer says that the femanons are a lost cause, on a fateful afternoon, the last female on the island dies.the robots decide to stay on the island for a little while to gather resources and get out of the island

>>38619575
Rhodesia anon refuses to leave the empire he has created. He opens the box, hoping it contains answers to their crisis at hand.

Are you guys still there?

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>>38619647
>At the end, the box had nothing inside it, but apparently, the box was a cumbox, the smell of Fermented Cum was apparently the cure for the virus!, but all the females are dead tho
>>38619949
took a small break from posting, im back now

>>38619972
With the virus cured, Rhodesia anon orders the ship destroyed so no anons may attempt to flee in cowardice again.

Then he goes back to crying.

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>>38620046
>There's a mutiny in the ship, half of the Nazis teamed up with the Ancaps and captured the ship, if this continues, a revolution may break out

>>38620087
Rhodesia anon flees off into abandoned jungle ruins. The silence and solitude will hopefully give him time to think of a way to deal with the revolutionaries and getting a gf.

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>>38620186
>Rhodesia anon is captured by nsurrectionist while fleeing into the jungle
>the coup was a success for the AnCaps/Nazis

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>EVENT:
>After the Coup, the Ancaps/Nazis decide to burn the capitol to the ground, all of Rhodesia anons sympathizers are rounded up and shot by the firing squads.
>Rhodesia anon is held as a prisioner on the ship
>Now with the ship fully stocked and with no business left on the island, the ship is ready to sail away....

>>38620477
ISIN RISES UP AGAIN, WE RISE THROUGH THE FIRES AND COLONIZE THE LANDS TO THE SOUTH. THERE BETTER BE MORE FUCKING LAND DOWN THERE WE START WITH OUR USUAL DOME-LIKE STRUCTURE AND A FARM.

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>>38620670
>From the ashes of the capitol, a goldem dome structure rises, and with it, the nation of ISIN
>The ancaps and nazis are now plotting how to boycott the new nation

>>38620779
They cannot for we shall behead them in the dead of night. They are not true beleivers in WOJACK. WOJACK IS BEAUTIFUL, WOJAK IS MERCIFUL. BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT WOJAK.

I roll 50 D20 to behead all nazi and ancap scum so we can have peace and prosperity once and for all

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>>38620803
>The new ISIN regime beheads most of the Ancaps and Nazis, the remaining AnZis escape to the thick tropical forest. to be never heard from again

>>38620845
Grand! we shall now make a petting zoo for tourism. The children shall pet the local pigs and stuff. Think of the children!

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>>38620879
>A small petting zoo is established, Children love it!
>But because we're in a desolated tropical Island in the middle of the pacific ocean, i doubt this will give us much income

>>38621000
wait then whos kids saw it? what the fuck. IS anybody else even here to make choices or have I literally taken everything over at this point?

Build some QUALITY beach housing while we are at it we earned it finally.

A man emerges from the woods. He is 6 feet tall, ripped af , and has a 15 inches cock.
He claims the land for the mighty chad king

>>38621040
Oh fuck you ISIN beheads this faget in no time. You don't fuck with us nigga. we real robots

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>>38621040
>This Giant call himself "Chaddington Thundercock" and says that these lands belong to the "Chads", ISIN decides this man is a danger to it's community so it decides to behead him and put his head on a spear

Hurricane event, and suddenly a bunch of niggers from the far east end of the island appear looking for gibs.

>>38621183
NO MY PARADISE!!!

DO NOT LET THE NIGGERS NEAR OUR GOLDEN DOME!!! THEY'LL NIG IT!!

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>>38621183
>The Hurricane strikes the settlement, and sinks the ship, some "strange" individuals come from the east, calling themselves "da homies"

>>38621140
Some robots commit deadly sin by drinking alcohol. They are all hanged by ISIN and the booze is burned. This actually causes a forest fire. Now the island looks like a desert

>>38621297
>>38621338
So are we desert deserted island now?

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>>38621338
>The executioner "confiscates the booze" so he can taste them to see if it's alcohol, at the end, the booze is never found
>Because of the hurricane, the grass is now greener, but there's still no way out of the island

>>38621496
No, we are the ISIN people on new australia


>>38621624
Lets put the niggers to work! they get to farm dirt. Literally, just farm dirt while the overlords set up a fishing industry to f

>>38621624
>>38621653
Enslave the negroes and build plantations.

Also, a mysterious artifact is found.

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>>38621653
>The "negroes" are now farming dirt, the purpose of this is unkwown
>>38621706
>While the "negroes" were digging a small metal box is found....

>>38621782
The coons riot, but are distracted by a bold robot that throws a bucket of kfc into the ocean. Many are killed

>>38621706
DIRT FARMERS FARMING DIRT!! FARM THAT DIRT. In exactly 5 ..island... days we shall move onto stage 2!!

Also thats a holy box now the shamalama of ISIN shall watch said box.

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>>38621782
>negroes find the smegma refractor

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>>38621819
>While the negroes were rioting because of the "unfair treatment" a robot comes out of nowhere and throws a bucket of Colonel Sander's Kentucky Fried Chicken into the ocean, the negroes drown while trying to reach the bucket
>>38621827
>The Mysterious box is now venerated by the community of ISIN

>>38621955
shit dude we need more dirt farmers I seriously had a plan for the dirt farming.

Do we have any fish for the petting zoo yet? We really need to fill the pen up

>>38621782
the negroes offer to exchange the box for their freedom, however, the robots know that the negroes will fuck everything up if they are free.

the robots begin to build a new, bigger, better ship with new cannons. they also begin manufacture more weapons like muskets and pistols just in case of a negro chimpout

>>38621989
No dude we already have the box its K

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>>38621981
>>38621989
>The negroes decide to give their freedom up in exchange of KFC, now they are dirt-farming again, thanks to the hurricane, fish is more plentiful in the sea now, and the robot is working on more equipement and the construction of a more advanced ship

>>38622001
>>38621989
>>38621955
the robots still begin to build a new, bigger, better ship with newly installed cannons, to provide a good escape just in case of another disaster. they also make improved weapons like muskets and pistols.

some robots begin to tell a tale they once heard of some loot on a island forgotten by coons and normalfags.

>>38622090
HERESY THERE IS NO LOOT ON THIS ISLAND! FORBIDDEN!!!

Now that we are dirt farming again I demand 2 coons to start weaving baskets. This is VERY important. farm farm and weave baskets! update on the fish?

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>>38622090
>The ship is almost done, just a few finishing touches and it will be good to go!
>>38622140
>The negroes are now farming with weave baskets, the reason being unknown, an aquarium is opened at the petting zoo, with tropical fishes living in it

>>38622220
No they dont farm using the baskets they just make baskets dude. Also the fish are not meant to be in an aquarium they are meant to be free in the grass. God man its like you hate the peaceful ISIN people.


Fill the baskets with dirt and leave them there. We need a hole in the ground and somebody should go find a volcano or sulfur somewhere. We really need sulfur for our hole

>>38622140
>HERESY THERE IS NO LOOT ON THIS ISLAND! FORBIDDEN!!!
sounds like you know something.
you're trying to keep it for yourself, aren't you?!
speak up and let us find this loot to make us all rich and happier, or you'll be hanged for conspiring against us!
I say we find that treasure, and use it to be happy as kings!
who's with me?!
>what happens now?

>>38622294
I AM THE GODDAMN SHAMALAMADINGDONG OF ISIN AND I DECREE YOU MUST WEAR YOUR PANTS ON YOUR HEAD FROM NOW ON!!

YOU AND YOU ALONE ARE ALLOWED TO SEARCH FOR A VOLCANO AND NOTHING MORE! though I wont be able to tell you not to do things while you are gone.. GO FIND US SULFUR WITH PANTS ON YOUR HEAD!

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>>38622269
>The ISIN authorities demand that the fishes are to be set free in the wilderness, the ISIN goverment is preparing for a ritual involving weave baskets, sulfur, a hole in the ground, and dirt farming
>>38622294
>The people are starting to think that the ISIN Goverment is hiding something from the people

>>38622334
not before you tell us what you know, you conspiring mischiefer, thinking you can keep us out of glory's reach!

>>38622396
>>38622413
Just trust me, just trust me we have to do this this way. This is VERY important.

I need to know when we have sulfur ok? In the mean time to quell the peoples ..stupidity... I open the box, replace whats inside of it with a golden turd of sorts and then hold a box opening ceremony in front of everybody to show that I am 100% transexual and vestite with them ok?

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>>38622413
>The people revolt in the street's, demanding to know what the ISIN goverment is hiding from them, People are losing trust in the goverment more and more as the day passes
>>38622448
>the negroes say that they found the Sulfur in the coast, inside a glass container...

>>38622493
OK FINE, THIS IS A RITUAL TO MAKE FIREWORKS SO WE CAN CELEBRATE THE SUCCESS WE'VE HAD ALRIGHT? I'VE BEEN TRYING TO KEEP IT A SECRET TO SURPRISE EVERYBODY BUT YOUR ALL A BUNCH OF COCK GROBLERS GETTING UPPITY OVER NOTHING. THE HOLE IS FOR A NEW WATER SOURCE SO WE CAN FARM. THE SULFUR AND DIRT ARE GOOD FOR GUNPOWDER AND THE NEGROS NEEDED WORK


I love my people ;_:

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>>38622557
>After the honest confession, people are apologizing to the ISIN goverment for the misunderstanding
>Meanwhile, the ship's construction is finished and it's ready to set sail

>>38622557
>>38622493
>>38622635

No! You must be struck down! The Robot Libertarian Party must rise from the oppressive regime, we must destroy ISIN! We cannot be controlled, Rise and fight with me brothers!

>>38622635
whatever mango. Keep up the work, my plans are ruined and no surprises will be had. Also the item in the box was just some gay weather controlling device that i'm ..>>38622648
NOW USING TO CONTROL THE WEATHER AND CALL UPON A TORNADO TO DESTROY THIS UNBELIEVER!!

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>>38622648
>>38622663
>With the weather control device in hands of ISIN, the Robot Libertarian Party had no way to defeat the tyrannical regime of ISIN

>>38622726
Uhh the tornado died down on its own right?

>>38622663
>>38622726

We must fight this monster! We must call upon the Ancap survivors from this Heathen's past coup! I call a Crusade on the unbeliever!

>>38622557
then why were ya sayin' there's no island with no treasure?! it's not on this island, it's on a forgotten island, forgotten by coons and normalfags!
I suggest we set out and find it, and come back with resources that could truly establish an empire.
Give me the ship and some men, what do ya have to lose?
>what happens now?

>>38622786
Well if the tornado died down and the fish are still good then take some coons and your free to go I guess. Not that i wanted fireworks or anything.

Fill the hole with fertile soil from whereever it exists and lets start a wheat farm!


>>38622775
I've literally done nothing wrong besides decree somebody wear pants on their head from now on and behead those who have insulted WOJACK

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>>38622726
After being taken prisoner by the AnZis, Rhodesia anon fled into the jungle when ISIN rose up.

BUT SUDDENLY...

Coming over the horizon is Rhodesia anon in what appeared to be a repaired bomber that had crash landed on the island ages ago. He begins bombing ISIN, seemingly helping the Robot Liberation Party.

>>38622819
Your False religion of peace must fall, Only those who are just and holy may survive!

>>38622861
And you people call ME the monster? Look at the prosperity ISIN brought about and all you people want to do is destroy everything and kill people.

>>38622895
My people are the followers of true peace and holyness!! WE SHALL DEFEND AGAINST THIS CRUSADE AND BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT WOJACK!!

WOJACK IS KIND, WOJACK IS MERCIFUL. BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT WOJACK!!

>>38622819
>then take some coons
you disgrace me, i'm not asking for coons, they'll be more trouble than not.
just need some normal robots to to come with me and help me bring back splendor.
if ya don't give me some proper robots, you won't get a single jewel from that treasure.
so, what ya say?

>>38622965
I mean I'm getting crusaded here and you want to pack up and leave. What options do I really have here?

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>>38622766
>>38622775
>>38622786
>>38622819
>After hearing that the NAP was violated, the Ancaps returned from their exile and reclaimed the ship as theirs, the Ancap's plan being that they will use the ship to colonize a forgotten island full of Negroes and Normalfags
>>38622861
>After Rhodesia anon was captured by the AnZis, he found an old bomber , with some help from the AnZis the Bomber was fully repaired, Rhodesia anon then took revenge over ISIN
>The revolution is ON!!

>>38622965
>>38622995

Side with me brother. You'll get the ship and all the men you'll need if we take out this heathen!

Deus Vult!

>>38622995
Fuck the AnCaps, fuck the AnZis, fuck ISIN.

Rhodesia anon bombs all those who have ever crossed him. Only the robot liberation party shall be spared.

>>38622648
We allies now.

>>38622995
FUCK IT LEAVE TAKE THE FISH AND THE DEVICE LEAVE THE LUXURY BEACH HOUSES ISIN SHALL TAKE OUR BOAT AND SEARCH FOR TREASURE

>>38622965
FUCK IT LETS GO NIGGA


ISIN packs into the boat with what they have while I personally only bring a fish in a basket and my weather device and inflict another tornado on the island. Fuck you people I did good for you and brought wojacks teachings.

>>38623056
Your teachings are nothing more than blasphemies against God and country! All of those who obstruct Justice and freedom must feel the Wrath of God himself

>>38623045
Welcome aboard brother!

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>>38622982
join us, lads, pack your any weapons and food ya got, and come with us, we'll establish a newer, stronger empire on this new island.

the coons will probably join that crusade of their if it means freedom for them.
so journey with us.
we're open to help.

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>>38623012
>>38623045
>>38623056
>Rhodesia Anon decides to go full "No Gods no Masters" on the other parties and bombs the everloving hell out of them
>The only party spared being the R L P

>>38623131
Nah, we're crusading the coons too, they are nothing more than godless heathens as well

>>38623131
nah ISIN only, these fuckers are heathens who just want to destroy everything. Wheres my tornados goddamn it worthless box with "tornado" button on it.

This is why I hate pol they literally bombed my perfect island to shit because they just couldnt handle somebody else being happy

>>38623142
Rhodesia anon clutches a black and white photo of his qt tribal gf he found after years in the jungle.

He accelerates the bomber towards the boat, dropping bombs down upon them as they attempt to flee.

>>38616741
I really like that you let me feel some old r9k flavour. Thanks anon

>>38623142
The fire rises! We will build a greater land than ever before!
>>38623131
The ship is yours Brother, you are free to sail and explore whatever lands you desire, as long as you give us a cut of the profit of course.

>>38623199
goddam jap rhodesia anon ruining everything

>>38623214
rhodesia anon is gonna bomb the ship
WITH NO SURVIVORS

>>38623229
Well fuck. I guess God wills it.

>>38623214
No fuck you this is the ISIN ship and we are keeping our shit we find and our fucking island and where the fuck are these tornados already im still mashing this button. IS this thing running on like windows 98 and loding like 50 fucking tornados?

>>38623126
Soon the war shall be over, comrade.

>>38623229
I'm sorry. I was the one who found and built up this island. I have returned to take it back.

>>38623252
I think we're all doomed heathen, no one is going to win. I'll see you in Hell

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>>38623214
>>38623182
>>38623146
>>38623131
>>38623056
>>38623012
so you joinin' me or what, you want the bloody treasure or not?!
come on, men, before there's none of us left after this revolution to find it!
>what happens now, animator?

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>>38623146
>>38623182
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>>38623229
>Rhodesia anon remembers her pure qt3.14 waifu he found when he explored the island, he remembers the times they cuddled together, enraged, he decides to fill the ship with his pure distilled rage and drops some bombs on the ship, only a few survive the carnage

Please let there be a giant tsunami and wash everything away, the RLP, ISIN, rhodesia anon, niggers, everything.

>>38623289
FUCK YOU YOU STUPID POL FAG FOR RUINING EVERYTHING GODDAMN IT MASH THIS FUCKING BUTTON TILL SOMETHING HAPPENS RIP MY BOAT MY TEACHINGS MY PEOPLE MY FISH MY BASKETS MY DIRT EVERYTHING GODDAMN IT TORNADOS NOW!!

>>38623306
Rhodesia anon is merciful and lets one life raft go, with the ISIN leader and some of his men aboard. They might have a chance of making it to a nearby island.

Thank me later.

>>38623339
fuck you im mashing this button to spite you in hopes that one day windows95 weather box device loads 9001 tornados and returns this island to the ocean.

>>38623289
>>38623294
>>38623306
God wills this Holy destruction. When I mean God, I mean Khorne! Blood for the blood god! Skulls for the skull throne! This chaos is holy purification of all those nonbelievers!

>>38623289
>>38623374
We will use the skulls of the dead to build a glorious capital building that would make Khorne proud!

>>38623366
Hush now. The box is probably at the bottom of the ocean after that bombing.

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>>38623339
>Rhodesia Anon decides to let some ISIN survivors live by not bombing their raft, now that he fullfilled his destiny, he lets go the Bomber's control and crashes the plane (with no survivors)
>>38623366
>The weather device finally works and sinks the island into the ocean
we're back in the same way as we started
HOW QUICKLY THE TIDE TURNS!

>>38623289
>>38623339
from the few remaining survivors on the raft, the captain demands the few survivors find an island to gain strength before turning into temporary pirates to raid ships of their loot and women (to increase their population)

>>38623374
>removed peaceful wojasist extremists for these fags
>>>38623405
doubting my box
>>38623432
BASED BOX!

Fuck. Well I guess its me and the captain now. I hope that bomber fag fucking crashes his goddamn plane. Alright well I guess we uhh we row now. ROW NORTH!!

>>38623465
>>38623432
You will never escape the Wrath of Khorne! You can run, but his disciples are everywhere. Blood for the Blood God!

>>38623432
>>38623460
Rhodesia anon's unconscious body floats to the surface of the ocean.
Hopefully the ISIN leader or RLP survivors are merciful enough to save him.

>>38623507
The RLP Khornites will always support a brother of war

>>38623507
Fuck him he literally destroyed everything I worked for. Piece of shit no survivors. >>38623500
yeah yeah blow it out your ass, row row row your boat gentl- stupid fuck this is your fault.

>>38623561
Blood for the Blood God nonbeliever!

>>38623561
:^)

I had to do it. You should have surrendered.

>>38623605
ISIN has a raft, you have nothing.
>>38623580
You are just crazy for the sake of crazy. We beheaded hundreds of people for the sake of our religion.

>>38623628
Yes, everyone must shed blood, there's nothing more glorious than the bloodshed of battle, Khorne smiles upon us today nonbeliever, can you say the same about your god?

>>38623670
wojack has smiled upon me from the start and as hardship and challenge took over my lands and people I overcame and never stopped believing. I have faith that this next island will be much better. My god rewards faith, yours just brought doom

>>38623628
I let you have that raft, bully.

The history books tell of NatSoc Nutjob and I as the founders of this island. They say nothing of you.

>>38623717
Well seeing as Im literally talking to myself with dead people while rowing a shitty raft north with some guy picking his nose and nothing has happened in the past like month, i dont know whos reading these books.

>>38623709
>>38623717
Khorne smiles upon us children of war, your weak god will bring you nothing but disappoint and regret. Your people will fear the wrath of Khrone for all eternity

and in the end, it was all laid to waste.

>>38623807
blame pol as usual

>>38623823
Nah this was /tg and /k

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>>38623769
>>38623823
You made my empire into one of distress. You should have put me in charge after the coup, but you did nothing.
In the end, that bombing was the firework show you wished for.

Those who find the ruins will know of us as heroes.

>>38623769
there's still hope, perhaps establish something anew?

>>38623866
Hey man I was just trying to fulfill the prophesy and light up the night as it was told and shit. I didn't now how it was going to end. ISIN will rise once more and once more we shall behead those who insult WOJACK. Deal with it.

>>38623854
fuck em both. ISIN is officially belonging to.. /an/!!!

>>38623905
OP has to return

>>38623908
Your weak god will fall to the wrath of Khorne, and you'll be the final heathen left. You'll watch as all your believers are killed.

>>38623908
Careful anon, next time I may not be so merciful.
I just wanted to see my qt tribal gf again. ;_;

>>38623917
Give him time.

>>38623956
Yeah yeah yeah I'll set it up so you can have your corner too.

>>38623957
Hey man I didnt even know you had a waifu. You know ISIN provides free waifus? We get them from places we conquer and hand em out to whoever wants em. If they are unwanted they get forced into lab- school.

>>38623981
I would like my own Skull Throne

>>38624014
I mean we have enough heads..

>>38623981
It wouldn't be the same. I spent years in that jungle repairing my bomber. You had forgotten the history of your proud nation.
I came to reclaim what was mine.

>>38624014
You will.

OP here
Time has fucked me up one more time again
so i have an idea
i'm going to continue this thread tomorrow, i think this deserves it's very own thread now
>inb4 op is a fag
i know, i know
thank you all for all your support btw i really enjoy making these threads

>>38624046
Fine you know what? We'll pick your ass up too so you shut up and help reform on the new island ok? Theres 3? of us now. Goddamn it.


>>38624053
Listen Op theres 3 of us now. ISIN leader, crazy religious fanatic guy who just wants to kill everybody and everything and bomberfag.

What time you going to make this thread because rowing sucks.

>>38624053
Also time was the reason the updates came slower this time
>>38624074
Maybe tomorrow if time is merciful with me
going to archive the thread so it wont be lost unlike the last thread

>>38624074
I like this idea.

Hopefully I'll see the thread tomorrow.
Perhaps the new island will be better than the last.

>>38624143
One of the reasons i want to continue the thread 2morrow is because the thread will end up being stale
I'll make the Part 2 tomorrow, and this also means more creativity and more ideas

>>38624186
Alright OP.
Would you mind posting a discord or something so we know when this is happening?

>>38624257
Cant post a discord for some reasons i dont want to mention
just have faith it will be tomorrow
>inb4 you will never post it
i will, I always do

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ISIN IS FLOWERS!

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>>38624287
I trust you OP. Thank you, it was fun.
Rhodesia anon will appear under this trip if I make it.

>>38624401
Thank you
I' m going to be honest here
I'm moving out to a new house
Today i finally moved all my shit to the new house
And i made this thread to soothe my nerves
So if Buddha, Khorne, Cthulhu and Nyarlathotep wills it,ill be making the thread tomorrow

>>38624892
Good luck anon. I'm glad you got a new comfy pad.