What would you do if you woke up with a (fully functional) elephant's

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die from blood loss to the brain due to morning wood

>>38616530
Kill myself. Why do you have to be such an autistic shit, OP?

>>38616530
Kidnap little girls and reenact all the loli + huge_penis hentai I've fapped to

Find some tight elephant pussy

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>>38616530
Call the neighbours. I want them to see this

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Cum in my own mouth/anus

>>38616530
Walk very awkwardly to the bathroom and ponder how and where to piss with that.

>>38616564
No kidding. That thing probably eats up 30% of your blood while flaccid.

>>38616987
>boner intensifies
>become lightheaded

Rush to the hospital, get it chopped off because obviously you can't live any sort of life like that, and be like "so, since modern science can't really make good penises from scratch even with good material to work with, can you just turn it into a vagina?"

Then I'll finally have my excuse.

>>38616530
Make bank in porn