>be me
>live right behind pet store
>mommy owns pet store
>mommy wants me to get a job and is understaffed so I get job
>walking to work takes ten seconds
>get to go back home for lunch break and make tendies
>can go home when I need to do a shit and use home bowl
>momma bear wants animals to be happy and healthy so she pays me to play with them to give them exercise
>literally only have to clean 1-2 hours a day
>only work with animals, never have to soil spaghetti with normies
>the only con is I have to clean up dog shit twice a day which doesn't bother me
Go ahead, NEETs and successful wagies, try to tell me how I'm not your superior. I am as comfy as your average NEET and got money to spend on whatever I want since mommy still pays the bills and buys the food.
Well good for you.
Don't fall too deep into the consumerist hole.
>>38614877
>inb4 fake and gay
Here's a kitty we're boarding for someone on vacation. I'm giving her her cuddle session right now.
I assisted at a pet shop for a couple of weeks in school. It was pretty cool I just cleaned and ran a few errands and spend half the time feeling the lizards.
>>38614877
Pretty jealous. I would love to work with live animals opposed to dead ones
I feel beta working for my parents.
Sounds comfy. Good on you for being part of the family business.
>>38614877
still a manchild
>>38615792
He has a job, he has money, doesn't spend over 50% of his time playing vidya. Plus, he gets paid to cuddle cats! Fucking dream job right there!
His life is 10/10 dude.
>>38614922
Wow you have a cat, that's all the proof I need, clap clapThis better not be real, I swear to god I will hurt someone
You are in a certain situation. Your current situation is more ideal and a lot more conformable than mine at the moment. However, that does that make you superior as a human. It means that things are working in your favour. For me things are not working in my favour. I do not have a successful family to lean on.
>>38614877
I wish my family had a business I could work in too. Sounds like a perfect setup.
>>38617072
Too bad you're a fagboy that doesn't know how to be as awesome as me.
Is you mom more along the lines of "I wish he'd get a job that's more independent" or more "At least he has a job?"
You could use the "If I'm here it's like a family business!" as an excuse to stay.
>>38616248
do'not forget the tendies
>>38617498
She loves me and is happy to finally have someone who'll mop up piss and not complain, so I'm definitely wanted there.