>>38613355 This is the exact reason for why I never

Work party? Is that like a work camp?

>>38613487
>getting invited to work parties

NORMIE OUT

>>38613506
They try and trick you into going just so they can mock you if you actually fall for the ruse.

work party?
wtf tell me this isn't really a thing

>>38614172
We had a christmas party. It was alright, I guess. Bit weird seeing all those people I didn't really know dressed in something other than work clothes and all look like they were enjoying themselves.

At least 3 couples hooked up after.

>>38614252

That's the usual story I hear about work parties. As I'm working in a university lab nothing like this happend though.

>>38613355
fuck why are scots so ugly

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>tfw the only time I've ever pulled a girl was during our work night out and everyone I worked with saw it
>tfw gained immediate respect upon returning to work and no one thought I was that creepy weird guy anymore
>people starting having more conversations with me and inviting me places
it was like a dream come true

I want to spaff on those tatters desu

>>38614252
Christmas parties are awesome for sleeping with lonely chicks who don't have a bf for the holidays. I've slept with two women in my company because they were inebriated and wanted someone to cuddle with the week of Christmas.

I didn't really come here. I was at work and you all started partying at the office at like 3 pm

>>38613355
I heard that work parties mainly consist of huge amount of alcohol and casual sex.
Never had a work, though.

>>38615163
Nice anon you're almost a normie...

>GET OFF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEE

>>38615369
I nearly got that but my robot core won through.

>>38613355
>tfw I thought she was holding an anal bead stick
That would've been too hot

Is it rude to bring a friend to a work party?

>>38616575
No but people will assume you're a couple. People generally don't bring outside friends to a work party but they may bring their bfs/gfs.