Who here /IKEA/ >Well-spiced meatballs >Creamy mashed potatoes

Seriously. Their preparation makes McDonalds look amateur. Fast food of the decade. Not sure I'd eat it though, more impressed with the industrial process.

>>38608080
I love the local Ikea at Helsinki perkele, went there last friday

>cool furniture for cheap
>interesting displays of decoration options
>a huge amount of tits and ass to stare at
>Seriously it's at the level of needing to go and masturbate at the toilet to calm your boners
>most of the employees are young females that are nice to look at
>especially that one short blonde with the ass like UNF
>Actually 90% of them have great asses and wear those tight pants, yum yum yum
>cheap hot dogs
>those chocolate ball confectionary
>swedish alcohol free cider

I like it, bought some red furniture to spice up me house

i don't have a qt to go to ikea with. ikea is pretty much a couples-only store.

Why are some shilling threads so comfy?

>>38608080
>buying food at a furniture store

Is this a poor person thing? Did you also buy your automobile from Best Buy?

>>38608181
It's not like american businesses, the food is actually at a high quality instead of being the cheapest scraps put together for the poor people. In fact eating at IKEA costs three times what it would at Mcdonalds, and even Mcdonalds is not that cheap because of the jewropian union, 5 euros for a happy meal

>>38608080
Ikea food is fucking nasty and if the Swedish knew about it they'd close every Ikea in America as an act of national disgrace

>>38608181

Ikea makes you walk around their half-assed shit so fat murricans get tired and eat shitty fast food in repose. They design their show rooms specifically to appeal to target demographics. Honestly it's just swedes giving a middle finger to merifats.

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nigga we /comfy/

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Twonie Tusdaie i think they call it in canada

>>38608080
>>38608495

I fucking lose this, it's what I get every time I go.
Makes me think of family as pathetic as that sounds.

>>38608080
Ikea make fucking damn good food for a flat pack furniture store

>>38608181

Here in Sweden it's a common thing to just go and eat at IKEA because it's cheap and good food for the price.

They also have a christmas smorgasbord that is GOAT.