Vocaroo thread Fucking depressed rant edition http://vocar

>>38608063

I would love this with some visuals

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>>38608063
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hczOTak4cr

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Yx5bZHMLJs

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>>38608063
fucking brutal OP... I'm sorry man.

>>38608521
it's alright, everyone has down days. it'll come up

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>>38608063
i thought you were a whiny bitch at first but then you got the feels burning.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PPYTsu2Ho6

>>38608521
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12dAY70R7IF

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>>38608521
ROOOOO im pushing you away roastie.

>>38608521
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hczOTak4cr
>that voice
>hnnnng
>no bf
so how ugly are you then

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sE8uKwYC3x

>>38608521
fuck off tryhard roastie kys

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>>38608631
>>38608642
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14XLqzvKv5G

http://vocaroo.com/i/s122DcpswD7w

>>38608703
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s14XLqzvKv5G
how old are you, anon, and why don't you try a dating app or something

>>38608063
C-can some fembot say good night to me?

Feeling singsong tonight.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qMypduG1A5

>>38608521
>>38608063
You two sound perfect for each other :^)

>>38608746
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BO9vEwfWdC

>>38608732
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UCw07ivqMh

>>38608746
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xXiDNHqXc2

>>38608769
fucking dead wtf accent is that

>>38608679
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1W4XsxVXOSb

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>hearing these stacy voices

terrifying, absolutely terrifying. they sound like every female i've ever heard. the "like yeah totally" you can tell the rhetoric of a robot by the almost 1800s shire esque and rhetoric and inconsistent voicetone but we are sharing this board with wicked witches.

>>38608785
there's literally nothing wrong with that voice and nothing wrong with being jewish

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>>38608828
I think she sounds more like Daria than Stacey. She's cute.

>>38608781
you can find girls on those apps too
Do you have close friends you speak to regularly? Any hobbies?

>>38608521
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hNVXXmRK9J
You already have one guy complimenting you. I guarantee if you posted your contact info you'd have a feeding frenzy of faggots trying to get to know you. It doesn't work that way for guys

>>38608703
http://vocaroo.com/i/s106xVJvZVZ3

>>38608761
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CSpH1RzhRO

ROASTIES OUT

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0K3QO6Dk3rt

>>38608901
top fucking kek

that vocaroo is too much truth

>>38608761
That was very entertaining; thanks for gracing us with your talent.

in a sing-song mood
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eG9tPtGzfc

>>38608878
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sHiWECvDRd

>>38608901
i can't do long distance stuff anymore and most people online are far
guys just. . don't really attract me 99% of the time and just kindve scare me
I've had really bad experiences with guys pretty much

>>38608925
http://vocaroo.com/i/s183Rj5Afe5f

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>>38608925
>bring girls home

y u lyin?

>>38608792
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09irWRTXsV5

>>38608828
This. How disgusting. This makes me incredibly sad. Roasties, please, leave.

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>>38608971
Promise me that when you get a bf that you gently sing him this before bed

>>38608901
>>38608063
>when the loneliness causes someone to ascend to a higher plane of consciousness

holy shit stop enabling this retarded roastie to post five minute vocaroos you white knighting faggots holy fuck

>>38609012
The thread would die without the roasties. Post your voice like a real man to keep it alive.

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>>38608901
/ourguy/ right here

>>38608928
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17qBDIcTceZ

>>38608991
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10agBoe9EhH

>>38609014
i hope i'll be able to! we'd be in our van, blissfully undergoing the beautifully oxymoron act of stargazing through the sunroof

>>38608928
Jesus Christ Juan you're not wanted either you fucking degenerate spic. I hate spics just as much as roasties.

Only white males are allowed on this board.

>>38609041
That was great anon. You have a lot of passion.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gRgoafq6L5

>>38609041
LOL /MYGUY/

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>>38608925
>brings girls home
>urge to go outside
>that genuine confidence in his voice

Normie. So we have a roastie bitch, normiescum, and spic ITT. Disgusting fucking normie fucks kys.

>>38609053
why do you all sound like major cucks?

>>38609107
do you know what site you're on, retard?

>>38609121
not cucknation.net that's for sure

>>38609107
Why won't they post their voices? Are they voicelets as well as brainlets?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VfVKGaUal1

>>38609024
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Xr9fK9rzaj
>>38609040
Thanks anon

>don't fit in with normies
>don't fit in with robots
>cant grow a dick
f
UCK

>>38609152
just hug me until you fall asleep

>>38609152
I know this feeling very well. Sucks to be hated.

>>38609152
>>38609267
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SaTH8FCbYF

>>38609293
because theres nowhere else to go and 99% of the time I'm on here I just stay anonymous

>>38608985
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zDtYjNnbzO

>>38609075
>>38609065
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1g4UDJvyNdF

>>38609091
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0098Bu2A2si

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>>38608063
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ckmuNFDy4K
kek one thread were you call someone a nigger
and another were you admit you are a racist.
such a dumb idiot(lucky for you there were no ids yet but I'm sure that was you)

stop creeping on me and so will I

>>38608901
Holy shit I spit out my drink out in the first 5 seconds
Please make more

>>38608992
>>38608679
http://vocaroo.com/i/s031cklXCiGK

You disgusting faggots can get the fuck off my board. Roasties can leave too.

>because theres nowhere else to go
>tumblr
>normiebook
>literally anywhere else on 4chan
You choose /r9k/ on purpose because you live off of the attention you fucking vapid insecure whore.
>I'm on here I just stay anonymous
Yet you just couldn't hold it in that you have a stinky roastie bagina in this thread. You had to point it out and it literally took you ONE (1) recording to gather an orbiter. You are literally the cancer of this board you roastie bitch.

>>38609387

who are you actually meaning to reply to? because you replied to OP by accident

>>38609408
KEKKKKK THIS DUDE IS ACTUALLY MAD

http://vocaroo.com/i/s10Bla5OFKh7

FUCK DRUMPF

>>38609408
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cH5QiitI9y

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>>38609379
you can hear the chad in this voice. the confidence, the way he keeps the conversation going, the friendliness, the tone. amazing.

>>38609408
Y u mad tho kek

>>38609484
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1P2tWnfk8cV

>>38609392
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13fUhShLvtU

>>38609528
what are you from New York or Boston?

>>38609512
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RVPbnfJBdZ
What did I do?

>>38609512
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0urbJsNzM6O

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>>38609408
>he's actually mad
HAHHAHAHAHA PATHETIC

Your voice is so beta i cant even take you seriously desu

>>38609408
You sound mad tired mah nigga
Besides that I agree with literally everything you said, you sound like you'd be my buddy irl

>>38609554
http://vocaroo.com/i/s040UDW5Hou8

>>38609634
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BoP3tMunu3
My voice isn't even close to that frequency.

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>>38609445
>>38609564
>>38609502
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iTUZR1IQRw

>>38609699
I'm fucking dying. this is the kind of dude to lock his son under the stairs for letting their log lick his cheek

>>38609672
Are you high or just sleepy?

>>38609723
dog*

oeifinalaiaoa

>>38609699
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XTIsvULDCh

>>38608703
>I'm not unattractive
Improve your personality habits.
Take a fucking walk.
Most importantly post pics of your cat

>>38609699
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IkiNBnS8WF

>>38609672
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XV7GgehY4s

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>>38609699
>mfw he is seething
>mfw you can hear the autism in his voice and almost see the fedora covering his scalp

>>38609756
Nah, of course not. If I wanted to change my voice i'd just use a voice modification program.

>>38609699
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nUonS01Yve

>>38609699
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fwWLSAaCWt

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mVLS5OwENJ

it's a tough life

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>>38609699
Serious question though do you think traps are gay?

>>38609799
stop fucking moaning you dumb cunt. gtfo.

OP here. Made a longer talk about my thoughts on roasties:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYUNLTbI3go

Ok, why are most of you whispering in these fucking recordings? Speak up, it's annoying.

>>38608063
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Rn2vSxbwS3

>>38609801
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1j4WBuV290S
I'm a little drunk

>>38609799
BASED FEMALE

but seriously, what's your paypal/amazon wishlist? link pls :)

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>>38609930
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XIOTrI3SS6

>>38609963
http://vocaroo.com/i/s012HxIovYbm

>>38609935
Jesus Christ, you can't be this omega

>>38610079
kek I assumed it was an ironic post

>>38610036
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EdZxX98faX

>>38610079
We need letters further than that to describe what he is anon.

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>>38609723
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sG0KYjjVDL
>>38609757
:^)

>>38610139
hahaha this is fucking gold! Keep em coming anon.

>>38610139
this dude is fucking hilarious

you can feel the seething anger underneath the seemingly kind of calm exterior

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>>38610099
>>38610036
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iBS01boZUN

>>38610189
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBrU9laptGI

>>38610139
You know what would help you chill out?
A good deep dickin'.

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>>38610251
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1X6sOaIXhf4

>>38610189
And yet you're still posting your vile disgusting voices. The king will surely be displeased. Begone from this holy board wench.

>>38610280
I'm sorry my dear, but you seem to have a case of the cooties. It's not your fault; all girls have them. The robots can never accept you as one of their own.

>>38609819
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17YIEw7m6NU

>>38610280
damn this bitch sounds sexy as fuck

>>38610280
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bwSTVFlFEr


Goodnight everyone

>>38610352
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bwSTVFlFEr
is this how you talk in real life?

>>38610368
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gzcw7hn7yn

>>38610189
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13qMHMhk5o3

>>38610280
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1d5M9S8mvEa

>>38610405
>>38610189
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01o8sYu73KQ

>>38610454
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hUTqD3aHhr

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>>38610280
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IEgH4gsWsb
PLEASE RESPOND
PLEASE RESPOND

>>38610494
holy mother of kek
I like you

>>38610494
>that voice
where do u live cutie? ;p

>>38610472
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VrXzwRO4JO

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZViamwDMST

>>38610518
>>38610511

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aJALSiNSjy

alaska

>>38610634
Could you do some girly voices, anon?

>>38610826

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pIRsAsIOcq

ehhhhh. not well.
mostly psycho bad guys, demons, and thugs.

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Zq7zASF8y0

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>>38610454
>tfw anons aggressive voice soaks my panties

>>38611104
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gaojTDS9Wc

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sc5GREP1kS
Disney song

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can a fembot say "i love you, james" and sound like they mean it

>>38611337
That was an unexpected song choice. You have a nice voice, anon.

>>38611337
>my deep voice is the only thing I have going for me so I push it to get that little bit of attention I need to get me through the day

>>38609801
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18NIVYgggXL

>>38611337
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eWQWWJoZPU
Very nice, here's something more topical

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OrxUhFtwMG

>>38611364
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kbkjGnlsT9

You're better than this, faggot

>>38611364

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kpesSXpUMG

>>38611405
so what if I posted another song with a less deep voice, what would I have been doing then

>>38611405
Someday your balls will drop and you can sound like a man, too.

>>38611700
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kbkjGnlsT9
good post

>>38608642
>that generic white teenager voice you hear in every American movie
>hnng
cmon now

>>38612157
>>38608521
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0txOW2W6Mz4

>>38612216
Are you Scottish? I love your voice.

>>38611795
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1g67Tsgk5MI

>>38612281
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Vlpjt5Ym8f

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AwvTbb2IUg

do you have more like this?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AcGUO44zTB

>>38612360
How long did it take you to lose your accent after you moved?

>>38612710
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yH8eZyOQf5

>>38608063
Nice alpha channel OP

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ee6DzBq7HH

>>38613182
Whats your youtube channel :^) ?
I'll share some loving

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HELLO EVERYBODY THANK YOU I POST VOICKE MESSAGE REPLIES...

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ncQKDbU4mZ

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>>38610509
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OBY6e3xNSc
did you hear the s-s-s-tutter

>>38614470
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NHdcsbTDuj

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0p7ErzLA2o0

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I've been listening through this thread, and just want to say that y'all are pretty ok people.

So much kindness. Keep it up guys, I love you.

Anyone have anything they'd like read by a fembot?

>>38616211
"Store in a cool, dry place and away from direct sunlight, strong odours and chemicals."