"Of course we're still going to KFC, Champ. But we just need to make a few stops along the way, of which this is the first. What'dya mean you don't wanna go in there? All you need to do is walk in there, speak with the manager, give him a firm handshake, and tell him want the job. It's as simple as that, Champ."
>shake female roastie manager's hand
>"OMG your hands are so soft! Melinda! Come feel how soft this kids hands are! LOL They are softer than my 4 year old daughter's."
>>38604731
maybe if you guys tried going to places instead of memeing on here talking to people wouldn't be such a struggle
>>38605032
"It's gotta be firm, Champ. FIRM. Just like I showed ya."
>>38605055
"Champ, you could either sit there and make excuses or man up and dig yourself out of this mess you've gotten yourself into. And the easiest way to do that is to show up, speak with the manager, give him a firm handshake, and tell him you wanna work there. What's so hard about that?"
>>38604731
lov u 4chan daddy
>>38604731
Based firm handshake poster.
>implying my father is involved in my life
good one
>>38604731
If you get me a spicy big crunch I'll fucking BECOME the manager in a month.
>tfw no spicy big crunch
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