>"Don't worry anon, I'm having a great time!

>>38602005
were going to talk about hinduism and watch videos about pastoral life in england in the 13th century and image ourselves as farmers with 13 kids and 5 just died

Can I feel your breasts? I'm so lonely.

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>>38602050
This fucking guy....

/r9k/, you guys are hilarious. Don't know why you say you're so autistic all the time.

>>38602122
well thats why i dont have a gf, my hobbies include studying hinduism, old english pastoral poetry, writing short stories about abandoment and isolation, and of course making iranian food

>>38602005
Do you want to come back to myh place and look and some of my rare Pepe Frogs?

>>38602185

There is actually such a thing as iranian food? What the fuck man

I bet that could be interesting to a girl if you invite her for dinner. Girls dig men that can cook, and not in a cuck way. It shows that you can take care of yourself and others.

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>>38602185
It's ok, eventually you'll find some hot white girl with dreadlocks who will really appreciate your racist appreciate of English poetry along with your diverse and virtuous appreciation of mysterious eastern religion. And she'll look like this.

>>38602005
>after this?
Let's go swimming.

>>38602315
yeah, I mean im just learning but all different types of kabab, ash retah, some bread, and other deserts its really good.

>>38602323
I just want to see a girl that belongs to me and i belong to her, i come in after a long day off work and slide beside her feeling the heat off her back. I gently kiss her hair and watch her stir and quitely say i love you and we go off to dream

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>>38602005
>We could play video games if that's what you're into
Is what I would say to a girl if I manage to get her to hang out with me, which is never.

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>>38602050
Honestly that sounds pretty interesting anon, i might watch some videos on that.

>>38602387
I know that feel, anon. I want to have a loyal woman like that too. One day....

>>38602400 (nice numbers)
It will totally happen, anon. Just don't be fat. Literally all you have to do to make women attractive to you is be funny, and not be fat.

>>38602185
pls tell me a decent joojeh kabob recipe that doesnt use saffron. There are no moby dicks in NC and idk what to do.

>>38602517
Absoloutley Just watch videos about peasents and farmers, tilling the land with your family in a very paternal household giving the lord an offering of your cattle and taste of grain. Hearing the chatter of fire as you eat some mutton with sauce and ale surrounded by your 4 daughters and 5 sons, and your eldest son returning from his duty as a squire soon to be knight, seeing the pride you feel for him. He brings back some old relics from greece or turkey

>>38602521
one day friend

>>38602548
you could use tumric in your rice for some colour if thats what you want, you cant taste it and the chicken will drestroy whatever might come through