I'm the bouncer to the Robots Only club. Try to prove you're

>>38600581
Im in medical school. Im so awkward I dont attend lectures and fail. Let me in bozo

>>38600581
I'm originally a NEET who does nothing but play vidya and drink myself to sleep every night.

>>38600581
G-GET OUT OF MY WAY OR I'LL SHOOT UP THE CLUB

>>38600581
My balls have achieved an ammonia-like ripeness of odor which they have transferred to the pillow on the desk chair that I spend my life sitting in.

i refused to enter any of the common areas of my school for a year and a half because i didn't want to look at people

>>38600609
pls be my friend, i'm an awkward med student too.

>>38600581
i'm gonna do a big hack on this building if you don't let me in. i know the famous 4chan hacker and i will unleash a flurry of trap porn on you and your bloodline

>>38600581
Y-you too.

I didn't need to get in anyway.

I'm a friendless virgin who never goes outside

>>38600581
u-umm... u-ugh... t-that's o-okay... a-anon... i d-didn't want to j-join your c-club a-anyways... o.o

>>38600581
It's my birthday and everyone besides my immediate family has forgotten, now I'm drinking myself to sleep.

Got paid to go outside by my mum once, used the money to buy more vidya, didn't go out again.

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MULTIPASS!
Why am I not surprised that wasn't original enough?

>>38600581
Im a virgin that dropped out of college over a year ago and Ive been lying to my mom about it ever since
also my room is pretty messy and I use piss bottles

>>38600581
I'm a 19 year old NEET of 4 years, kissless virgin who has been outside about 20 times in 4 years, has no friends, society anxiety to the point of insanity and incredibly depressed. do i fit in?

>>38600581
gay niggers fuck my anus

>>38600581
My both parents died this year and I plan to become a true wizard (25 now) with neetbux

>>38600581
i almost cried because i spilled pop on my mouse today and the scroll wheel stopped working
i don't have the $15 to my name to get a new one
thankfully i blasted it with dust off and it started working after a while
i can't imagine a world where a girl actually enjoys the sight of my dick

I want in this club and you'll let me
p-pls. I promise I'll buy a drink and won't make a fuss

>>38600581
im a /k/ fag hired by /pol/ to deal with the trash inside *pulls out pistol and blows kids brains out before proceeding inside to deal with the trash collateral/john wick style

>Normalfag meme

OP make sure you don't let your self in normalcuck

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>>38600609
>he has the attention span long enough to actually learn

youre not a robot

If dubs everyone ITT gets in

I have zero friends and even less will to live

So it's a place where people go to socialize?

Not for me. No thanks.

I have bipolar/schizoaffective disorder. On my last manic episode, I got a DUI and a burglary charge. Currently can't drive or drink or use drugs other than cigarettes.

I have two gallons of piss in my room because I'm afraid my roommates will know how pathetic I am if I leave my room