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> grew up on the farmlands of Capua
> herded sheep during the day and stared at the stars at night.
> father sends me to Rome to study a trade so our family can stop being plebs.
> worked hard and magisters gave me good marks
> senatehousehereicome.png
> realized i have to friends half way through the flood season.
> all the Titus and Maximus ignore me because I don't fit in.
> The Cornelias in their silk pelops ignores me on the street and sometimes mistakes me for a slave.
> "your tunica is so dirty Horatius, and you grovel like a captured Gaul!"
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> no motivation to carry on and stays in the school villa all day masturbating to mosaics.
> grades slip and magister threatens to kick me onto the streets.
> father hears about this writes to me every day, "who's gonna pay back all the denarii we own to send you to school!"
Should I join the legions at this point?
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No just be a slave owner. You can rape the female slaves and if you're lucky you can nab a gladiator.
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>>38598452
>not moving to Gaul and living comfy with qt Celtic gf on own plot of land.
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>>38598864
Celtic qts are not bad, but they can't beat patrician qt from Rome tho.
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>>38598452
Don't let your one opportunity slip you fucker.
They'll always need some newbie to send far away to rule some northern territory.
Once you're there, try not to be too authoritarian and fuck pale bitches.
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>>38599256
Is it true that german qts will only sleep with you if you beat them in battle??
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>>38598452
>> father sends me to Rome to study a trade so our family can stop being plebs.
Learning a trade is the most pleb-tier thing you can do.
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>>38598452
Dip out to Greece nigga
>learnith the ay of the black pottery
>get some scrub to paint it
>give only enough money so he doesn't leave
>sell to traders
>profit from the profit
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>>38599508
Just went to see the camp after talking to a centurion.
> 80+ lbs armor, weapon, ration, gear
> 20 miles march per day, everyday
> Build fort before night time, every night.
> Disassemble fort in the morning, every morning.
> 25 years service
> 3 in 4 die
> local population see us as oppressors when we are trying to spread civilization.
I don't think the military life is for me. When will universal bread be a thing?
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>>38599417
Only if you're Chadimus
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>>38599636
>When will universal bread be a thing
I think the Populares might have a good chance of winning next year elections
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>Constantine will make Rome Great Again
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>>38598452
Don't join the Legions anon, all it takes is one fuck up and your life is rekt
>joined legions for sake of future political career
>rose through the ranks quickly due to patrician family, things going well
>sent on campaign to Germania
ohfugg.mosaic
>ambushed by some pagan Chad's forces in Teutoberg, barely escape with my life
>tfw every time I see Augustus he just keeps asking me where his legions are
>tfw this has been going on for months now
I can't take the shame anymore lads, I think I'm going to end it all soon
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Oh hello there proletarius, how is your week of stipendiumcucking going?
Myself am reading some fine new odes while sipping on delicious vinum.
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>>38599831
> ywn be defeated and killed by a germatic valkyrie.
why even carpe diem bros
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>>38599508
>Dip out to Greece nigga
Oh look here comes the Graekaeboo. News flash idiot, real life in Hellas isn't like one of their philosophical treatises. It's the same fucking shit there as it is here.
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>tfw no Roman loli gf
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>>38599799
Fuck off heretic, you're literally invading our culture with your fucking jewish cult. Praise Mars!
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>>38599864
Nobody likes a denarii cuck.
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>>38599927
> mfw ancient qt is dust by now
> ywn hear her laugh
> ywn smell her hair
> ywn kiss her behind the olive grove
feelsbadman
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tfw no cute eromenos to cuddle in bed with
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>>38599671
my bro Chasius the Thracian says he's rolling in qt Briton feles since joining the legion
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>>38600331
>qt Briton feles
might as well be laying with pigs
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>>38600382
Spoken like a Provencal pleb who's never traveled anywhere. Foreign girls are the most pure and free of disease.
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>>38598452
The next imperial i see is dead.
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>>38600464
>1083 AUC
>still peddling the picti amazon meme
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>>38600512
It's time to end this little game.
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>>38600382
good enough to unload my pilum into my man, specially after a crapula on the old vino
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This is now an Emperor Hadrian general thread /EHG/
Reminder Hadrian is going to build a wall and Caledonia is going to pay for it. fucking mountain spics.
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>>38598864
>Celts
Disgusting desu m8e
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>>38598452
>pelops
Greek garment fegit, not Latin
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Come to greece and fuck qt boypussy. The chiton is perfect for easy access.
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>>38601291
Go fuck yourself boyo
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