>there are people on this board that just want sex as if it'll

>>38591669
are you trying to insinuate the idea that you can be a robot if you've had sex?

I don't want sex I just want another person to unironically like me and want to be around me, which ends up having sex as a byproduct usually between a man and a woman

>>38591669
I'm not after it to change, I'm after it to scratch an itch that I can not reach and is driving me insane

>>38591669
Actually, sex was the only thing standing in my way to feel good about it. The act itself boosts your confidence to insane levels and almost virtually gets rid of self loathing. Being sexless really fucks you up, more than you would think.

I want a comfy asexual relationship.

It does. The moment your penis penetrates a consenting, mutually attracted human female God speaks to you.

"Anon, these are the secrets of the universe..." And he tells you. I can't repeat them here, of course, in case a virgin sees. And at that moment Anon is enlightened and becomes a real person.

Probably more accurate to say robots want a gf. But still the same thing, getting a gf will not magically fix your life.

>>38591683
This
If she's also a virgin, you're living the most perfect life