>parents rent out a room to some stranger >he eats our

>>38590108
isn't that just coldsores

>>38590108
That sucks! You sure it was from the food? Tell you parents if you're sure. Either that or kill him or yourself.

>>38590108
Stop sucking his dick.

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>>38590108
Think about it its even cuter now when you have sex you do it even though you will get sick. It sounds more romantic anon please greentext your night together with him.

>>38590113
having an std might be normal to you norman
>>38590210
he went to the doctor and told my family he had strep and now here i am with numb lips, blisters, and cold sores because he eats my food

>>38590108
Clearly the only way to deal with this is to kys.

>>38590108
>>he gave me oral herpes

tl,dr: OP is gay

Vitamin c can and will kill every virus known to man.

No thanks necessary senpai.

>>38590108
my dad was a cheating dick and got that shit from a stripper/whore and gave it to my mom who then gave it to me. Fucking roasties reee although I'm resitant to the virus and haven't gotten a coldsore in years

>>38590502
ITT: retard

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>>38590108
Concentrate some car battery acid by boiling it 'til it fumes white, then pour it on his face while he sleeps.

>>38590108
Your only recourse is murder-suicide with the Chad.