/britfeel/

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Look at this cowboye

this email says my package will be delivered today
but logged into the website it says it isn't even at my local depot yet
fuck myhermes

Not at work but have quite a few chores to do - laundry already on, kitchen is a total mess

>>38587030
>just changed from today to tomorrow
FUCKING

REEEEEEEEEEEEE
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jezza should have won

>>38587067
cheer up lad, sun is shining and lampreys on bbc1

>>38587067
Watch this instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ztlevy55gA

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>>38587077
A commie in charge of the UK
Please no

>>38587108
Better than a leader who has totalitarian ideals on how the internet works

>>38587122
At this point I don't think it matters who's in charge were screwed anyway

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Had a run in with the pizza guy last night lads

buy pizza online for delivery
>Pizza arrives
>Answer the door
>he doesn't ask for a tip as not in burgerville
>I don't tip
>instead in spit at him and throw poo in his face
>he gets mad for some reason
>he should be honored
>I slam door on his nose
>he is ko
>I sit on his face, do ass to mouth
>take all his clothes
>apply cooked spaghetti all over his penis area
>stick a toothbrush us anus
>go back in an enjoy my pizza

>>38587138
At least if we're not communist we can save money and build a bunker to hide in.

>>38586976
I'm having my ten am poo on schlomos times.

Feels nice man

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>>38587086
ah yes, the sun. At least normies aren't out today I suppose and I don't have to have my window open haha, I think my walls might end up damp and that makes me feel a bit unwell

>>38587104
they kiss on the lips at 2:36, bit lewd?

>>38587151
Greentext that only reddit would like.
This is a feel thread.

>>38587156
I work 48 hours a week and I can only afford a rented room

>>38587170
If r/4chan want to steal then they steal my friend

couple weeks and I'll be fucking innawoods comfy as fuck taking pictures with a fancy camera just fuckin chillin cooking on the fire getting water from a river cannot wait to share the photos with you guys

>>38587182
b-but muh capitalism

>>38587182
Find some wood and board up your windows, then get a gun or steak knife and hold out until the UK isn't shit.

>>38587162
I was going to say that Sloths are pure and not for lewd but that was lewd as hell.

Full tongue and everything.

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Ebin if you still haven't watched that movie, so help me

>>38587193
I don't think I would be much better off under Communism
>>38587202
Not gona happen in my lifetime

>>38587217
I actually kept falling asleep and napping all last night in a depressive way so I have a decent enough excuse haha. I'll try finish it by 3pm at least and then try work on a video game. Pretty shameful how I have to try focus on doing what should be escapism and past times but I think doing nothing for 14-16 hours a day for weeks is damaging more than anything

>>38587162
i can see the sun a little bit!Have to have my window open a bit - fresh air is comfy

>>38587188
>getting water from a river
Don't do this it will make you sick

>>38587309
gunna boil it lad dw

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>>38587156
There was that Stalinist nutter Hoxha who ran Albania for a bit who built over 170 thousand bunkers for some bizarre reason.

>>38587322
Still risky but if you want to do this than that's fine

>>38587345
not that risky mate once boiled simmerering for 60s kills 99.99% of bacteria pretty much statistically as safe as tap water just use a homemade sock filtewr to stop shit particles getting into it and you're golden

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post your local train station lads. heres mine

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>>38587387
Insert some sort of original and witty comment here

>>38587188
Enjoy it lad. Sounds like a great time. I spend a lot of time while wageslaving thinking about doing stuff like that but will probably be years before I build up the courage to do so. Spent a fair amount of time figureing out how viable it would be to motorbike around the world. Still unsure whether or not I could do it.

>>38587450
hope you end up doing it mate

>>38587452
Me to. I think if I didn't take some elongated break from this same mundane shit I'd end up killing myself anyway.

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>>38587270
It's because 4chan is such an easy way to get dopamine that anything that takes the slightest amount of effort seems to take herculean willpower in comparison. I'm the same, can't sit down to watch an episode of anime to save my life. If you were able to remove 4chan temporarily so that you were truly doing nothing I bet you'd find it a lot easier to do the things you want to do

Try this chrome extension, it lets you block certain websites for a custom-set temporary amount of time https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/forest-stay-focused-be-pr/kjacjjdnoddnpbbcjilcajfhhbdhkpgk

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>>38587387
please dont doxx me doxxanon

>>38587387
>>38587446
Those stations look depressing.

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>>38587387
My station was the future in the 90s.

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>>38587536
>tfw this is also mine
>tfw met my ex year in the snow to go on our first date

didn't ask for this lad

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>>38587493
think I'd feel empty without 4chan all together, I've told myself and tried. I watch a few minutes of movie do a quick browse then get back to it. Maybe one day i'll have something better to do with my time in the real world and manage to take a break altogether. I've starting taking solace in the fact I might just end up living disconnected and in a converted van somewhere. I don't think i'll ever kill myself, its not in my nature

>>38587387
quite a comfy station I think, as if I use trains ever

Lads, there's a student temping in my office with an unstoppable ass.

What do I do?

>She's 18

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>>38586976
It doesn't make any sense lads, my parents should be at work, they've already had their holiday and now they're only at work a few days a week.
How am I supposed to be a comfy neet when they keep telling me to get out and look for work?

>>38587601
sneak a pic lad

>>38587601
she's been legal for 4 years lad what's the problem

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>>38587619
>she's been legal for 4 years lad

>>38587619
>18
>4 years

think you should check your maths there lad haha

>>38587619
fuck right off Alejandro

>>38587633
>>38587634
shit, i mean 2 years

>>38587642
*Rasheem

>>38587633
What if anon is German

>>38587645
>pakis
>having consent laws at all
>>38587652
Then he should fuck off

>>38587600
No need to leave 4chan all together lad, just consider temporarily (a couple hours at a time) so you can fully concentrate on the things you want to do

Ah yes, the smell of urine

Supposed to be meeting up with someone I know online tomorrow, lads

If I get chopped up into tiny pieces and stuffed in garbage bags, I just want you to know it's been fun posting with you.

>>38587547
why does that train station have a second floor

what goes on up there

>>38587694
>he doesn't have floating trains

>>38587694
That's where spaceships depart from.

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I need help lads, what's the anime in the top left window on op's pic, will be forever grateful

lads this report of the week dude whose worshipped on here and reddit seems like a cunt

going on a hike in a bit lads

>>38587757
is this some kinda bait or trick, lad

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>>38587759
You take that back tbchwy lad

>>38587757
if you're not having me on,
k-on

>>38587757
>>38587814
I've never watched a single anime in my life and I knew that. How do you even manage to avoid it?

>>38587759
you cheeky cunt, how dare you

>>38587793
>>38587814

Sorry laddies, I never got involved with anime, but have browsed websites full of people that do for years. I have seen those 3 animu grills for years in photos and never actually knew who they were, only started watching anime a few months ago

>>38587794
you fucking welshing at me

>>38587842
>tfw outcast even on /r9k/

>>38587848
watch it lad, it is the pinnacle of anime

>>38587848
if i can direct your attention two windows to the right, you will see karen from kiniro mosaic

you should watch that instead, it's a better anime

What're you listening to /britfeel/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Vbj58PN4QA

>>38587879
I'm getting my pot noodles ready and having a wank first laddy, but I shall do

IM GAY AND LOVE COCK

>>38587759
I don't get what the deal with him is anymore tbqh, he was alright when he was a meme with 5k viewers max. His gimmick was quite good back then but now he gets a fuckload of views hes just a reddit tier le comfy autist meme. Shan't be giving him views

>all these redditor newfags turning on reviewbrah because hes redpilled

kill yourselves

>>38587843
>>38587794
He's an autistic nob who begs for his fans money and then gets mad at the comments

There is some people you feel real sorry for and then the others you don't because they clearly made themselves unlikable like Elliott Rodger

>tfw mum asks me if i'm gay

>>38587973
>redpilled
dont even know what this means because despite my daily use of 4chan I refuse to use, learn or read memespeak

>>38587982
Bahahahahha lmaoinngdddddggg at your life right now

>Tfw mum called me gay in front of her friends

>>38588002
redpilled is knowing the true about races, knowing whites are superior and the jews are trying to destroy our way of life and cultures flooding us with shitskins, we are waking up though and soon we will be executing or deporting all the shitskins and jews

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>all these redditor newfags turning on reviewbrah because hes redpilled
>redpilled is knowing the true about races, knowing whites are superior and the jews are trying to destroy our way of life and cultures flooding us with shitskins, we are waking up though and soon we will be executing or deporting all the shitskins and jews

>>38587978
Why would you feel sorry for reviewbrah in the first place? Guy is doing well.

camping gear arrived, with full sleep system including matress and pillow, 1l water, full cook set (frying pan, regular pan, boiling cup, two coffee cups) tarp, torches lanterns stove packs only 25lb

>>38587946
This right here man https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0Ld76zAc88

Only god can judge me

>>38587978
>best food reviewer on the internet

guys a legend

Can someone explain this post?

>>38587798

>Communism is run by the Jews, for example rosa Luxembourg of the spartacists
>Jews are also the big bankers of the world and try to keep class divides
Natsoc btfo?

>>38588120
look me in the eyes and give me a firm handshake I'll do more then explain it, I'll hire you on the spot

VERY important post.

After drinking some orange juice, or brushing your teeth (not like one right after the other), does your mouth just fill with sticky mucus for a while? whenever I do these things phlegm just coagulates on the back of my tongue. Disgusting. Is this just me?

What happened to Xi Jinping poster lads

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>we are waking up though and soon we will be executing or deporting all the shitskins and jews

>>38588203
I had a feeling it was shipanon desu. Hes learning chinese

Suicide this year lads. What should I do before then?

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>>38588203
You got something to say to me?

>>38588176
same, also my teeth hurt first thing in the morning

>>38588216
If you don't have a close date set for killing yourself you aren't going to do it

>>38588045
nigger-faggot review brah should kys for real he isn't even a true memer.

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>have a mark on one of my front teeth but conclude it's just a stain
>decide to pick at it today and it crumbles away
>tfw had a piece of food stuck on my tooth for 6 months

its left a dent and everything

>>38588220
come back i miss you

>>38588203
>What happened to Xi Jinping poster lads
I've been Xi posting a lot more than usual, maybe 4/5 a thread

>>38588208
I am one of them, but there are 3 that regularly do it(possibly more)

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>>38588237
My front tooth has a bad chip, and my bottom tooth is skewed so it's a quater behind another one beside it.

>>38588237
>tfw have a big ass permanent yellow mark on my front tooth
At least people have stopped asking about it now.

Went out last night lads, had some pints, saw my mate who I haven't seen in years. I talked to a couple of girls for a few seconds which gave me a semi because I've not had that much female attention in a months. Was a good experience.

Then I get home and my internet friends either aren't fucking on to discuss it, or are dismissive/obviously jealous I was doing anything social, and found out the cat pissed on my bed. Great.

I'm thinking I'm going to make it a resolution to spend less time with my internet friends and find other things to do. Last night was eye opening for how much more fun and how much value I can use with my spare time compared to just sitting here feeling depressed and refreshing my online chat logs.

>>38588258
>not having teeth so yellow you cant see stains

>>38588237
>>38588257
>>38588258
i've got a long, thin chip right at the top of one of my incisors

it's not really noticable unless you're looking closely, but if i stick my nail in it, my nerves spaz out and it's really painful (otherwise, it doesn't give me any trouble)

>>38588265
i'm happy for you lad, real life aint that bad

>>38588265
shut up you fucking normie, why cant you just let us have one board?

>muhh normie problems give me attention
try facebook

>>38588265

b-vut we're your internet friends anon

>>38588280
you should get that looked at lad, chipped teeth can rot away from the inside without you really knowing about it

I think I'm just going to sleep, I was trying to fix my pattern but I'm bored and sleepy

good night

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APPARENTLY BEING ON FOUR CHYAN ISN'T ENOUGH TO BE AND OLD FAGGOT BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW HOW THIS SHIT WORKS.


HOW THE &&&FUCK*** DO I MAKE IT SO MY FILTER ON FAGGOT ASS >>>/soc/ THREADS LIKE THIS GET FILTERED BECAUSE I FILTER THIS SHIT ALL THE TIME AND IT STILL SHOWS UP EVERY FUCKING DAY AND I JUST WNT TO STAY IN MY FUCKING FATASS MURIKA HUGBOX WITHOUT YOU MUSLIM KEKOLD FAGGOTS SHITTING YORU "REELS" AROUND HERE I FUCKING FILTERED /britfeel/ IN THE FUCKING SUBJECTG BUT IT STILL SHOWS UP WHT THE FCK TO I HAVE TO INPUT TO MAIE IT FUCING GO THE FUCK AWAYU>!>

today, i have to walk 50 mins in a suit to a job interview that i dont even want, but my parents forced me to appply to.

>>38588283
Thanks mate, it helped a lot with my depression to be around normal people and not feel like a mong.

>>38588289
I wish. I have this group of friends I've known about 10 years but the last couple they've been getting more and more distant. The problem is I've devoted probably 1000s of hours to it and it's not like I can let go, but these guys are getting on my last fucking nerve with their cuntness.

>>38588285
>me
>normie
I'm a KHV 24yo who lives with his parents and is currently NEET. I'm where I belong.

>>38588285

Shut up you fucking robot, why can't you just let us have one thread on /r9k/?

>muhh robot problems give me attention
try the threads on /r9k/ that aren't britfeel

>>38588258
it's annoying because my teeth were in a terrible state until about a year ago when i had them fixed and i was all proud and showed my friends. now i'm on the path back to ruining them again :(

>>38588318
>I'm a KHV 24yo who lives with his parents and is currently NEET. I'm where I belong.
I'm a 23yo NEET living with parents, but I had sex two times with an Aspergic gf. I know I'm no robot but given her autistic cucking of me I'm at least a cyborg and I support y'all gay niggas.

taxi driver screwed me over with a fake pound coin again. fucking paki bastards I hate them.

>>38588338
Well I told you mate, I got a semi just talking to a girl for 2 seconds, not even 1on1 I was afraid someone would notice.

It's weird, my type is meant to be blonds but these girls with piercings and more out there style always makes me hard.

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>>38588350
>not paying via debit

>>38588350
Just give it to bank and they'll change it.

>>38588329
To be fair the majority here sound a lot more normie than this lad and thats coming from a fellow soon to be 24 KHHV

>>38588350
save it for next time you get a taxi.

>>38588368

Normie vs Robot war is a thing for the rest of /r9k/, britfeel has always had a peaceful co-existance of normie/robots/cyborgs.

>>38588354
You can pay by card in taxis?

>>38588273
Na this shit is like bright yellow strip. Not even sure you could get your teeth that colour.

>>38588351
piercings area a red flag for roasties steer clear bro

>>38588365

If you give it to a bank they are required to take it and you won't get any compensation.

>>38588389
Yeah most have card readers now

>>38588365
no they wont, why would they give me real money in exchange for fake money?

>>38588371
I only get one taxi a week and spend a ten pound note. plus I don't know which taxi company it was, the going one or the return one.

im going to have to carry a real pound coin and compare them before I get out the taxi, like a fucking autist.

>>38588407
Just try to dump it at the local corner shop when you buy a drink or some shit. Thats what I do.

>go to GP about moods
>Asks how long I've felt this way
>5+ years
>Asks what may have caused the moods
>No idea, lived a cushty life no issues at all
>Dont think he believes me, sending me to a mental health practitioner.
Not sure how I feel about it lad. Don't really want to chat to some bird about my boohoos.

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Had to go for a blood test this morning desu. Just need to pick up a prescription then I can get comfy with video games and tea

How are you getting /comfy/ today lads?

>>38588237
Mine are quite worn and chipped in places. And I don't think there is much enamel left. Luckily I think most of the damage is done to the reverse side of them and the back ones haha

>>38588423
ive got an old one and a new one.
theyre both noticeable when put next to a real one because theyre off colour, slightly too gold.

so I cant give it to anyone who has more in the till, they`ll notice.
and the self checkout machines seem to notice.

they keep screwing me because I don't have a real one to compare to when I get the change.

im pretty sure they would know what to look out for if I tried to give them one back.

>>38588468
>How are you getting /comfy/ today lads?
picked up two new bottle of bourbon and just tried then out,

>>38588444
do it friendo, they make you do it either way, been depressed and had anxiety since like 14 only got diagnosed this year was on SSRIs for 3 months then moved onto mirtazapine 30mg, and just last month my gp refered me to healthy minds cbt therapist, start on thursday but the phone convos ive had are quite nice, basically he just asks you why you feel when you're in those places and the like, I dont plan on sharing the actual reasons im depressed and anxious but I dont mind sharing some general gripes I have.

>>38586976
I got work tomorrow ouch

>>38588486
A nice warm bottle of bleach

>>38588503
i've been depressed since i was 14 and im 24 now whats the point in getting help at this point

Both of my bosses are off wed-fri. I didn't think it was possible for me to do even less work but I think I'm gonna do it.

>tfw have to go out today AND tomorrow to spend time with my family
for someone like me, this is gonna be fucking exhausting

>>38588521
Aye, Im 20 so I kind of understand where you're coming from, Im mainly going because I dont really want to have to take medication to sleep for the rest of my life, I also want to be able to make friends when I go to uni this year. I think it is worth it if you just want to figure out some ways to work around your problems.

I will say though some things are going to be gushy ''its all down to you and your brain'' even when you yourself know it isnt. desu I feel like sometimes Im very sick as some days I will hate the way im feeling but sometimes I enjoy the self loathing of my depression, dont know if thats what other people feel but yeah, plus it helps me not have to work every day in a week, for instance im currently doing agency work and I only have to work mondays and fridays while the rest of the days I get off ''to manage''

>>38588541
All day? I can only really do that if I can drink otherwise it's just too much. Luckily the only time it ever really happens I can so we're good. Is it extended family or just close ones?

>>38588592
just my dad and close family - he's out on his first home leave from prison, so we're making the most of it before he has to go back in a couple of days

>>38588693

This isn't surprising at all

>>38588693

I remember driving along some country lane just outside Manchester, hearing on BBC Radio 2 the announcement of her death, was a shock to say the least.

RIP

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Today, Elliot Rodger would have been 26 years old

>>38588755
>22 when the 2014 shooting happened

Am I retarded or is that math off

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What should I have for lunch? Got some bulgar wheat in the fridge that I made last night, might have that and a bit of chicken.

What are you lads having?

I think I'm really cute
But no one else does ;~;

>>38588755
>Today, Elliot Rodger would have been 26
and still a virgin

>>38588814
>having lunch
>not just having dinner and that's it
FAT CUNT FAT CUNT FAT CUNT

>have to go to lunch with family
>then go to post office
>also have to explain why I havent got my passport done yet
fuck lads I might drink today

>>38588814
just had a cheaty pizza.
garlic naan base, bolognaise sauce,cheese, then pop it in microwave for 4 min.

>>38588806

He was 22 and 10 months then. The shooting was 3 years and 2 months ago

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>>38588835
LEAVE ME ALONE
>>38588860
Bloody hell lad that actually sounds good, been a while since i've had a naan, love me some keema naan and curry sauce

>>38588518
What are you watching? And well done for doing something. Ganbatte~

Blood test was okay but she had some trouble drawing blood which made me laugh haha

>>38588755
Wew that's gone fast desu. 2014 feels like it was just yesterday

>>38588814
Having some frozen berries right now. Might get something else after desu

gained 4.4lbs this week, who /disgustingfatty/ here? did well during the week but pigged the fuck out on the weekend because i was feeling a bit sad and food is the first thing i run to, feel free to shit on me because i deserve it

im currently removing a skin tag / mole using apple cider vinegar.
its actually working, its only been a few days and already its shriveled up like a scab ready to be picked off.

going to try it on my lifelong mole when im done with this one.

put the mole back in the hole.

>>38587067
>Nearly had a panic attack walking into work this morning

I really need to see a psyche.

>>38588874
>eating
FAT CUNT FAT CUNT FAT CUNT

>>38588900
i have a mole on the back of my neck. i've tried using apple cider vinegar but it just doesn't work because its covered by my hair

>>38588895
How are you managing so far today? Going a week is very impressive anon. Try not to think about the weekend too much. I doubt a lot of that is actual weight you've gained either, just water or natural fluctuations from a sudden change in intake. What is your target weight?

Try your best this week!

>>38588913
Yamero! Frozen fruit have hardly any calories so it's okay haha

>>38588895
I lost 6 pounds in the past two weeks, you can do it anon, I started dieting at 15.2 in january by April I was 13.3 then put weight back on because I was going through a tough time, weighed myself 2 weeks ago I was 13.12 and last thursday I was 13.6, slow and steady but im enjoying being back on the weightloss journey.

Obviously dont know if you want to lose weight or not but im sure if you want to you can do it!

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>>38587387
Right now it's in the middle of a complete renovation, this is an old image. It was also in an old Homebase ad.

https://youtu.be/choh5268NN8

>>38588874
no country for old men, I'm still only 47mins in. Its not that bad but I'm getting incredibly tired

>>38588908
I've given up going for walks now since I kept having what could be panic attacks but I'm not 100% sure, for example if someone is walking behind me alone or walking towards me I think they are going to get me and I act crazy, It makes it mentally tiring and its too much to bother with

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>>38588873
Bet you wish you could eat that pizza. Well tough luck
This plate is your fate.

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>>38588972
I DO WISH, I DO

It's my first day off of my 6 week work holiday lads.

I was thinking about digging into Yakuza Zero and finally watching Legend of the Galactic Heroes. It's a good time to work in a school boys!

>>38588950
then shave your hair temporarily, you put the vinegar soaked cotton under a plaster to hold it on.

>>38588957
I have to think about the weekend because if i manage calories during the week and then eat a large chinese meal, kebab and 2 wraps over the weekend all the managing ive been doing over the week doesnt matter and i gain weight
>>38588963
im severely obese at the moment, need to get down to 121lbs to be healthy for my height, not even half way and i keep doing stuff like what i did over the weekend because i comfort eat and i use getting upset as an excuse to pig out

fuck im going to go back to bed I cant handle the day starting out so badly.

>>38588873
give it a try lad, nice n cheap and easy to do. and tastes nice

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>Levi Root's Caribbean Crush

>>38588971
>get me
what would make you think that? if you live in London I'd understand

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>>38589013
How tall are you? I started as severely obese at 15.2 and im 5'6 so I was BIG, apparently to be healthy I've got to get between 8st and 11st so still got a big long journey ahead but taking it by weeks helps. This is really condescending but I would say get yourself or someone you know to go to slimming world, they do these ''hi-fi'' bars like chocolate and the like cereal bars and they are really good to like indulge in as you can have 2 for breakfast, I normally just have 1 with a cup of tea at the end of the day before bed but they really do help for the substitute of eating sweets.

>>38589090
im 5'3, also i dont eat sweets or chocolate, i dont drink coke either, the only reason i gain weight is because ill have like a chinese or a kebab 2 times a week or something

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>>38589068
I have no idea, its just irrational flooding fear triggered by nothing in particular. Its not just people, its other cars and events too. I have sped away in my car and gone around corners without any consideration while speeding away from a car which I thought was following me around in a car park as another example, I think i'm just a danger so I shouldn't go out.

Doctors are a complete waste of time, I thought this was only happening cause I was a shut in for a long time going out on my own for the first time in forever but its just getting worse. GPs will probably just tell me its normal anxiety that every normie and his dog has now apparently but I'm uncontrollable and if I keep going outside i'm going to end up fucking up and getting in some sort of trouble so its better to just not take those risks

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ONE SHIT

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Favourite supermarkets lads?

>>38589117
Ahh, I used to eat so much sweets and stuff, I would have say on friday, I'd have like 2 boxes of brownies and cornflake cakes, a shit ton of icecream and chocolates, Id drink pop and also have a takeaway that usually consisted of a half pound burger with bacon, chips and then a 10 inch cheesy garlic bread and I would normally do it again on saturday if I wasnt going to do it sunday. I still find it hard because my brother is constantly asking me to come to his house to stay but I know he'll want takeaway and I'd rather not have the temptation.

Lads, can I sue DPD if Colin doesn't deliver within the hour timeframe?

>>38589149
the online kind

>>38589163
i cant eat or drink sugary stuff because im worried about my teeth, but i wont eat on a day i know im getting a takeaway to try and do some form of damage control but it still doesnt really help, im so small that a takeaway or something or 2 per week regardless of how much cardio work and calorie management ive done during the week it makes me gain weight and its really upsetting

>>38589149
Oi lad I'll ask the questions round 'ere x >>38399112

>>38588873
>>38588994
Can wojak possibly get any FATTER?!

>>38589247
>>38399223
that was before sweet innocent me had ventured into the pit of hell otherwise known as LIDL during the daytime

>>38589149
Lidl or morrisons are top tier for me

Then it goes like
Tesco>Aldi>Sainsburys>Asda

Only been in a little waitrose so I can't really judge but boy is it pricey. M&S is another with insane prices.

>>38586976
NEET here. Not feeling very smug.
Wish I was earning some money since I hate having none.

>>38588997
I used to be a lab technician in a school - good holidays but no time off in term time

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>>38589277
unfortunately thats as fat as he gets in my collection, do have some variations though.

>>38589244
I think thats the main problem with me aswell, I love eating so when im dieting Im always just keeping focused on the fact its good for me, but my main problem area is that my tummy isnt too big, I often get told I dont look fat at all cause my face is quite gaunt but my thighs, god damn my thighs when I sit down look like 2 puddles of fat, they are horrific, even when im sitting with my thighs ever the edge of a chair it just looks like 2 sacks of fat hung onto my legs.

Anyone else started drinking yet?

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>>38589369
aye, a cold glass of vimto!

>>38589363
time to go eat my breakfast then, dont even know what ill have, something under 600 calories i hope

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Changed my PS3 fan settings so it doesn't melt, lads.

>>38588468

Nothing to do today besides stay in bed and watch the latest GoT then slip into K-dramas all day.

maximum comfy

>>38589369
I wish made. Im at work right now and also I'm odd the drink for a while as I'm getting a fat belly and also I probably drink too much when I do drink. I don't drink a ridiculous amount but if I do drink a good bit I never remember the end of the night. Hoping a detox will put my drinking in check to avoid memory loss desu.

How do I eat pussy? Thanks lads, it's important.
Yours truly might not be a virgin anymore soon.

I would love to see some gore IRL.

I've only ever seen 1 car accident, and then there was such a crowd of police and paramedics etc than I couldn't see a thing

>>38589145
Plenty blatantly knew what they were doing with that ad.

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Cadbury is the reason I grew up into having a fetish for consorting with beasts.

>>38589149
Aldi, lad. The stuff they have is legendary.

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Good Afternoon lads.
Had a good sleep desu what about you?

>>38589528
>disney movies
>a lot of anthro games during the 90s
>anthro tv shows

what the fuck were people thinking, of course it turns people into furries

>>38589479
have you considered DIY lad?

>>38589479
book a flight to turkey and head over to syria

>>38589460

Find the clitoris, and then bite down with your incisors.

>>38589528
the Aldi oven pizzas are honestly godlike

>>38589460
put your mouth over it and flick her clit with your tongue.

how do I stop soup charring the bottom of my pan, stiring it is not an option

>>38589666
stir it you mong

>>38589696
I don't own cutlery so I can't dick head

>>38587067
HAHAHAHA EBIN GOT BANNED FOR AVATARING AGAIN

Just use your trip when you avatarpost and you won't get banned

>>38588817
It's usually the opposite way around

I bet I think you're cute, you fucker

>>38589703
Why would that stop you? I prefer avatarfags over trips anyday.

>>38589701
Go buy a fucking wooden spoon.

>>38589666
nice trips, just buy a spoon and stir it

>>38589759
I have 0 fucking money and five days worth of soup but no cutlery don't want to fuck my pans
>>38589766
nice dubs also see above

>>38589703
cockhungry mods haha

>>38589701
Get a stick from out in the garden, clean it and use it to stir. Gotta think outside the box mate or you know you could go to poundland and get some shitty cutlery

>>38589730
Because supposedly the justification for banning avatarfags is that you can't filter them

>>38589799
>just filter the images MD5 hash

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mfw all my posts were deleted last night which sparked this ongoing avatarfagging discussion
feeling like im part of the /britfeel/ culture now lads

>>38589829
I was getting more pissed off with the stupid vocaroo lad, I hope someone cut him down his gimmick was fucking annoying.
>le only reply with vocaroo link

how do you cut your hair lads? i just get a 4 back and sides every few months. i don't do anything with the top, i like it long

>>38589612
Aldi's offbrand chocolate is fucking sex, so are their yoghurts

>>38589854
>just trim is shorter please

Then it looks like shit, and I cry

>>38589854
This bloke comes round the house and I just ask for the normal everytime.

>>38589846
I never really bothered noticing that guy, I never open them because I usually have music or a podcast on

>>38589854
2 on the sides, trim on the top for fluffy

>>38589854
Im just getting used to my hair tbqh, been bald for 2 years as part of some ongoing depression cycle thing. Finally letting it grow out and not sure what to do with it, it's at mad proffessor stage atm grows out like a straight afro.

>Cilla posts were removed

Were both cilla and ebin banned, or have we discovered something here?

>>38589926
hello?

I don't think they banned me just deleted them

How to convert to Islam? Imho it is the best think to do nowadays.

>>38589875
does he gives you the old lickaroo as well?

>>38589940

Just reah the shaddah

>When you feel disconnected from your own body, it's movements automatically running through every day motions without a thought behind them, you're a passenger along for the ride

>>38589953
lad delet this pls

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>as of January you stopped being able to get the Uniqlo screensaver
>using the wayback machine I could download it
>doesn't include the screensavers with the qt dancing asians

>>38589939
You didn't get banned dw lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szjaHbjhauk

Diana King wants a shy guy

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>>38586976
This is an edition I can post in.

>>38589854

Grade 2 all over, once every 4 months.

I want to start cutting it myself but I understand it's tricky to do the back of your own neck.

>>38590020
and i want a human female so thats a shame

>>38589854
Have to once a month or it looks like utter fucking cancer. I didn't cut for two months recently because I went full on recluse and at my part time I'd wear a hat to just stylishly hide how hideous it was

ITT: adverts that scared you shitless

https://youtu.be/SPDXH8r5ZXA

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tell you that I'm gunna change but I never fucking try
I been feelin empty like the lining of my wallet
I'm constantly fearin the future
and I'm jus bein honest

is nothing,nowhere /ourguy/? also buying his merch on my next payday it's fucking nice

lads i found a lump on my left bollock, its sort of detatched and probably the size of a pip. knowing my luck itll prove fatal.

>>38590100
You finally found that advert then lad?

>>38590122
Yep, I can finally relax now

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>NEET Loser sixth form drop out
>all my friends are going to uni and are too busy to talk to me

I FUCKING hate my life lads

lol

>>38590126
Glad you got advorette to help you with your addiction.

>>38590120
Get it checked out ASAP mate.

For 3 years now my right bollock has been swollen three times it size. It's gotten bigger now - just liquid I'm pretty sure, fucking horrible looking and very uncomfortable. Probably need an operation on it soon

>>38590130
I have a similar thing. Mine are all back from uni now though which is quite nice. Have some people to play vidya with and my parents don't think I'm that pathetic.

>>38590141
I watched enough anti smoking advert trying to find it I've been put off tobacco forever.

>>38590152
I'll most likely be going back to college soon

I won't like it but if I stay a neet any longer I'm going to go insane

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I had a cucumber for dinner last night and a banana for breakfast today.

I think I'm spiraling down a path of some kind.

>>38589854
>he cuts his hair
What a fucking normie

>tfw no friends, either away at uni or coming back from uni. Just no friends at all.

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>>38590177
Want to try my sausage lad?

>>38590189
>wah wah I have no friends
>oh wait yes I do they're just at uni atm lol

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>>38590208
Not really lad. I don't like red meat.

>>38590189
I just got lucky and ended up being friends with people by default. The group I play vidya with and sometimes go to the pub with I made through a person from my primary school who just used to invite me to their Halo lobbies. The other "normie" friends I just met through the person I got paired with in Year 7 form period.
I don't know what I'd do if I had to make new friends now.

>>38590100
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLBY4qzUMNw

little me just had to sit there and wait until it was over because i didnt want to go near the tv to turn it off in case the scary pirate man grabbed me.

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>>38590234
What about my turkey twizzler then?

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>>38590254
Depends on how much it cost mate. I don't really like Turkey but I could try.

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>>38590269
For you I can do it for free.

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>>38586976
Which one of you fuckers put a goddamn fan ontop of my waifu?

Ahem.

I might be going camping soon. Seems like the only worthwhile thing to do on Anglesey. Really not a big fan of this shitty little island, but I do like camping. Hopefully I don't start a wildfire this time. Might bring my air rifle and go plinking.

Post waifus.

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Why doesn't the UK have some prominent female singer?

Like France has Alizee, and Australia has Kylie Minogue for instance.

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>>38590277
I decline. I guess I'll just have a tuna sandwich tonight.

>>38590285
what about that fat one?

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>>38590290
Fuck you then. No more mates rates in the future.

One thing that really bothers me is that while my erect penis is normal sized, my flaccid length is micropenis-tier

>>38590248
Yep, nightmare fuel

>>38590296

Adele? She's no in the same league as Kylie Minogue and Alizee really.

If someone said "that female signer from Australia" everyone would know who you meant without a second thought

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>>38589854
I haven't had it cut in two years.

I used to just kinda do a Beatle's haircut,

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-40702806
which one of you lads was this?

>>38590285
>Like France has Alizee
Who?

Also Adele is probably the UK one. Fitting when you think about.

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>>38590308
Grower is superior in every way though. When it isn't needed its nice and out the way then when the time comes its hot as fuck seeing it get bigger and bigger as you get more aroused.

>>38590318
i always thought she was american

>>38590285
please, we had 4
The spice girls

>>38590318
Sia?

>>38590318
>If someone said "that female signer from Australia" everyone would know who you meant without a second thought

Do you know why? Because I couldn't name any other singer from Australia. She is the only famous one here, so thats why.

>>38589460
I'll answer seriously.
Cumming for a woman is more like telling a story rather than pure mechanical procedure. When you wank, you're going to cum unless more or less. Not so with women, they need to be in the right mental state.
So to begin with, you should actually be a bit rougher than you think. At the start, there's not as much blood in the clit and the general area, as she gets closer, you should actually go a bit softer as she gets more sensitive. This will allow her to 'ride' the orgasum. I've only managed to do this a few times.
You should react to her. Try licking/sucking/lightly biting and see how she responds. My gf likes it when you suck her clit and use your tongue at the same time. Sucking brings the blood closer to the surface=more sensitivities. I also use 2 fingers, timing the fingering to what I'm doing with my mouth. use your other hand to grab her tightly/touch her - make her feel sexy

>>38590285
*ahem ahem*

cilla

>>38590337

this, we don't have a prominent female singer, because we've had so many girl bands

Spice girls/girls aloud/the saturday

I'm going to go and hide on the storage floor at work for a bit. Just hope I don't fall asleep tbqh.

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>>38590351

Jesus Christ, this is actually the correct answer

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>>38590361
No it's not. It's one of these birds.

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>>38590285
We have Shannon Williams

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzGKTOQ5D2I

>>38590383

None of these are on par with Kylie

>>38590394
You gonna start Kylie Posting?

>>38590394
Kylie is a low level rent boy. I don't think anyone takes her seriously outside of Aus.

Even Scotland has Amy McDonald

>>38590416
>Even Scotland has Amy McDonald
Who?

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It's a shame to see her aging

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>>38590285
Lady Sovereign

Guys, what's the sexiest Pokemon?

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Thank fuck tbqh. This has gone on so long I started to despise them. Bring on the Maddie news.

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>>38590416
>Scotland
Do they really have THICC warrior girls?

>>38590422

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhDTVq8C-Yc

She's probably Scotland's most famous female singer

>>38590428
everyone ages you numbnuts

>>38590439
Ditto obviously.

>>38590441
>brave
He's literally brain dead. Its like calling an aborted fetus a national hero. Sensationalist media needs to be banned for the good of the country.

>>38590451

Cilla hasn't aged a day chuck

>>38590465
Not since 1st of August 2015, that's for sure.

>>38590416
Thinking of Susan Boyle. Massive in the states for like half a decade.

>>38590482
Gonna say lad. Susan is probably most well known if you asked anyone on the street to name a female scottish singer.

Susan Boyle even managed to out-ugly Nicola Sturgeon

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>>38590518
Sturgeon is a right beauty.

FUCK Englanders desu lads.

>>38590533
id stir her haggis desu

>>38590508
depends when you asked them, Lulu was huge

>>38590533
Let's leave the UK even thought the UK pays us money for our shitty degenerate alcoholic young to go to uni, and the only saviour we have is oil, which is cheap as fuck right now.

Who's with me?!

>>38590552
I actually wanted them to leave just so I could see them regret the loss of free uni and some medicine on the NHS.

>>38590552
>tfw if we leave the uk we wont be allowed in britfeel anymore

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Anyone else kinda miss David Cameron?

Why are female politicians the worst?

>>38590552
Appreciate the Uni lads, my poorfag ass wouldn't have went otherwise.

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>>38590594
My sister went to uni in America,

She lost a shit load of weight because she couldn't afford food and she had to live in a three-bedroom house with twenty people.

>>38590441
>people were sending the doctors and nurses at GOSH death threats over a brain dead baby

>>38590592
>The amount of Scots not wanting to leave /britfeel/ was enough to sway the vote into staying as part of the UK.

>>38590618
>live in a three-bedroom house with twenty people.
Jesus Christ, a robots worst nightmare being that close to people all day.

>>38590631
She isn't a robot, she's a normie slag.

>>38590637
No doubt, she's a girl happy to agree with that statement. I just couldn't help imagine one of us being stuck with a shit corner in that house.

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>>38590593
Who did you vote for in the Election?

>>38590441
Poor kid being forced through that shit for so long. If I became even a bit brainded I'd hope someone would blow my brains out at a moments notice. Legal suicide methods when.

Funniest thing about this charlie shit. If they let him die, they could have made a new kid by now.

>>38590660
I voted BNP. I live in Liverpool so I might as well stayed home.

>>38590674
Poor kid? Even if it was a functioning, completely healthy baby it would barely even be aware of it's surroundings

It was a brain dead potato.

>>38590680
they have over a million in donated funds, I don't they'll be giving those back kek, they became millionaires

>>38590688
Exactly why keep him alive. Living is pointless enough as it is nevermind if you're a fuckin potato. It probably still hurts a lot to be a potato. They could have taken him outside and bashed his head on a curb and it would have been better for him.

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>>38590686

Good choice there lad

>>38590285
The UK worships the Negro so Stormzy is the best you'll get

>family next door are filling up their swimming pool
>have 4 loli daughters

how are you enjoying the heat today, lads?

>>38590686
I'm surprised they even run a candidate here tbqh.

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>>38590748
pedo
OUT
NOW

>>38590748
T-Take a sneaky pic behind the blinds

>>38590763
come on ebin, we all know you would

>>38587188
How do you become innawoods in bongland, isn't all of the land owned by farmers by now

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>See big fucking cat lounging in my garden
>Go outside to see it
>It does an angry meow and runs off
Well fuck you then.

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>>38590748
The age of consent is a spook.
Pedophilia is legal when illustrated by a gook
So when you see a loli
Ride the fun pony
Peep out the window for a look

Why do I get days where I am horny as fuck and then get days where I can't even be arsed to load up any sites? Human brain is fucking weird lads.

>>38590775
I'm not ebin lad

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>>38590790
>It does an angry meow and runs off
aha I get that from people too

>>38590790
Belial, Behemoth, Beelzebub, Asmodeus, Satanas

>3 o'clock
Ebin you better have watched that film you mong

>>38590818
Fapping behaviour is weird like that. I usually do it once or twice a day but been edging 5 for no reason.