hired a japanese escort

>so if you come to me I'm right to make you happy too...but but... if you have big... baby i can give you a verry good massage and other, but i can't have sex with big one, Because i have small pu...
And I really sorry for other... bacause I would like to meet only Norwegian man, hope untherstand for me not be angry at me please...!

this is why I hired her. my average size dick is finally paying of

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>>38586490
There's nothing we can do for you here. Prepare for an extremely awkward experience with a glorified prostitute who would rather be doing anything else.

>>38586490
how much did it cost OP

>>38586558
180 bucks

>>38586535
give me something here. things to talk about, how to act etc

Don't be alarmed if she makes completely over the top squealing & moaning noises. It's perfectly normal.

>>38586589
Are u Australian?

You better fucking post an update

>>38586657
nope.

>>38586691
depends

>>38586490
post pictures of you fucking her

>>38586490
you better just cancel or you'll always be the guy who PAID to have your manna taken

>>38586490

depends on what country you're in

us - going to suck
uk - going to suck a little less, but polish girls really are the way to gos
china - she isn't really japanese, she's chinese
japan - okay, but depends on what exactly you ordered

>>38586827
??? didnt you read >>38586513
this is in norway.

>>38586761
so?

Just relax, she'll probably lead you along. Just don't think about it.

Post an update after the deed.

I will keep bumping this thread until you fuck the escort and tell us everything.