>"Anon, we're going swimming, wanna come?"

>tfw I can't swim

>tfw giant salami nipples

>>38586362
>>mfw cystic bacne
I had exactly the same problem.
>>38586434
Oh dear god no

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>mfw pectus excavatum

>>38586532
>pectus excavatum
>barrel chest
>skinnyfat with birthing hips
>silverback gorilla body hair
try and beat that

>>38586362
>tfw cystic acne on my face
T-thanks universe

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>tfw skeleton
>tfw can't swim either

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>tfw skinnyfat and stretch marks

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>>38586362
>cystic bacne
>pectus excavatum

Oh well, not like anyone would invite me swimming anyways.

>>38586362
>tfw pretty good at swimming
>tfw I was a lifeguard for 2 years and a swim instructor
>tfw never had to save anyone because I was strict and yelled at people before they could do anything too stupid
>tfw no friends
>tfw awkward around people anyway

When people go "swimming" with their friends after becoming teenagers, it usually means thrashing around like idiots and playing with their gfs. Normies in the spa are even worse. They want to talk to you about stupid shit like sports, or they're making out with their gf while you're just sitting there trying to space out. I feel almost uncomfortable doing anything in a pool except swimming laps.

tfw thinning hair so too embarrassed to swim

>>38586362
>cystic bacne
>huge moles
>stretching marks that I had since 14 that won't go away

>>38586362
you think that's bad? try having gyno. i haven't been swimming in over 10 years because of it. fuck you

>>38586618
This is why I rarely go outside. I'm 27 too, I should have grown out of it by now.

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>>38586362
>"Anon, we're going swimming, wanna come?"
>never learned how to swim
>flashback of my father throwing me in the water and yelling swim as I drowned
>cold sweat
>"nah I'm good was planning on watching this movie and doing some shopping"

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>"Hey, anon, we're goin swimming. Wana come?"
>I'm self-conscious about my hunchback.
>Go anyway to relieve the social anomie

>tfw keratosis pilaris
>tfw body between skeleton and skinny fat

acne conclusively disproves the existence of a benevolent deity

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>>38586362
>"Anon, we're going swimming, wanna come?"
>mfw fat with a fuckton of body hair

>>38587434
Why aren't you a life guard and swimming instructor anymore? What did you do after that?

>tfw skinny with puffy nips/gyno

Nope, not going.

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>>38586540
>pectus excavatum
>barrel chest
you can have both?

me:
>skinnyfat lanklet
>probably gyno, could just be high fat%
>stretch marks in thighs
>backne
>acne
>pectus excavatum
>can't swim
>aspergers
>adhd
>virgin

not coming

>>38589623
Same here, even if I could swim I would never go.

>>38588632
An actual deformity or just years of bad posture?