Post your age and a thing you can't do. Extra points for

19. Rent a car.

>>38586235
>20
>Function in society

>26
>can't drive
>can't be in public, vision will whiteout

>>38586235
>23
>can't drive, vote, or associate with anyone who has a criminal past

>21
>get laid

unsurprisingly not original

>>38586235
>19
>Can't draw
If am to elaborate I couldn't draw fucking Sonichu. I know nothing about the basics and can't be bothered to learn.

>>38586235
21
>drive
>laundry
>cook
>go to doctor without my mom

lots of other things

>26
>interrupt people

I've only been able to do it a couple times in emergencies.

>21
>Can't use the free weights at the gym
I am too much of a sperg to ask for help and too much of a coward to try on my own because I am almost certain I will hurt myself.

>>38586235
>22
>can't ride a bike

orin niggeral fuckniggers

>1
>Can't walk

>>38586542
They're gay anyway.

>>38586578
Didn't learn until I was almost 1.5.
Some sort of record I guess.

>26
>can't get a promotion, literally worked this job for 8yrs and I've been overtaken by people here for only a month.

>>38586542
You should come gym with me in my home gym; no random normies, play whatever music we like, closed garage so no fear of people seeing us being idiots, etc.

>>38586593
My son only started walking at 14 months; until then he was furniture walking and barrel rolling (somehow his tech tree didn't have crawling)

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>>38586235
>24
>enjoy life originally 100%

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>22
>cant tie my shoes
literally wore slip ons my whole life and im so uncoordinated that i cant remember how to do it myself especially if people are watching

i also couldn't tell my left from right without using my hands until i was about 18 but im quicker at it now

>18
>say no to people when they ask to use my stuff

>27
>be happy
>live

>>38586775
>he admitted to being underage
enjoy the ban kiddo

>>38586775
you sound like a brainlet dude lmao

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>>38586775
I hope you can productively express the feeling of that ban kek

>18
>have the will to do anything important with my life

>22
>get laid

original

>>38586235
19
>can't tie shoe laces
>can't iron
>don't know how to use the bus, so i walk everywhere

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>19
>communicate with people over the internet

>>38587341
>get on bus
>pay fare
>sit down
>wait until bus reaches the stop closest to your destination
>get off bus

22
>snap my fingers
>whistle

>>38586235
49
Pay most of my bills

>26
>work up the courage to kill myself

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>>38587378
not that anon but how do i use the bus without talking to the driver
you can only pay the fare through him in my country and it means i have to hold everyone else up to pay for my ticket and talk to someone i dont know which i cant do
the last time i tried to get on the bus was when i was a teenager before i dropped out of school
when i tried to pay for the fare the driver told me to speak up when i asked where the bus was going because i was supposedly mumbling so i ran back off the bus instead and had to walk for like an hour

21
Can't cook on a basic level
Can't drive anywhere without gps

>>38586235
>18
>Can't talk without stuttering

21
Feel happy

I guess I need to write more. Well, that's pretty sad

>>38586235
>28
>Empathize with women

>>38586648
>23
>also basically can't tie shoes
>can't cook, just microwave everything
Honestly shoelaces are fucking obsolete. Most people tie them a certain way and leave their shoes like that. Thankfully I can also recommend getting some "non-tie" laces that have become popular for autismos like us recently.

>>38587490
The fare should be noted somewhere, and you can always purchase a pass if you use the bus often enough.
Asking the driver where the bus is going is retarded, though. You should have looked at a route map and known what line the bus was on before you boarded it.

>>38586235
>25
>Cant be in control in a relationship in any way

>>38586235
35
Cant think of anything; I guess Im perfect. lol

20
Whistle while sucking air in(can only whistle blowing out)

19
Literally can't eat most fruits and vegetables. I have some sort of gag reflex that makes me almost projectile vomit anything that is fruitmor vegetable. Kill me please

>>38586235
>22
>I can't cook anything too advanced

i can't wiggle my ears

i also can't do parallel stereograms

>22
>can't blow my nose

>>38586235
>29
>can't whistle
>can't blow gum

>>38586235
>25
>Can't hold any kind of relationship for more than a couple of weeks.

>>38586235
>33
>don't know how to use a credit card when paying

>>38588184
You just give the fricking card

>>38587490
You never gotta talk to the driver I have took hundreds of rides spoke to them like 4-5 times tops usually when I'm in a new city with a fare change

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26
can't hold a job
keep house tidy

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>21
>Can't ride a bike; my dad refused to teach me cause he was a bitter douche

>>38588202
You have to do more than that. You have to swipe it yourself sometimes and put the pin in and shit.

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>>38586235

>19
>get gf
>have sex
>get some friends
>get some love by anyone
>spend my teenage years having fun and not being a depressed virgin

>>38588296
you could just get training wheels or something.

>>38588395
Fat 20 year old riding a bicycle with training wheels. The image of this made me chuckle softly.

>>38586235
>29
>I can't iron my suit pants, it's the most frustrating thing ever

39 I have 0 life experience can't do laundry or pretty anything else

22
>can't drive
>can't do laundry
>can't speak without stuttering
>can't get a job
>can't achieve in anything

>>38586578
Where's the fucking ban??

>>38586235
>18
>ride a bike, everytime i tried, it got stolen

>25
>Wipe my ass

>26
>Hold down a job longer than 6 months
Shit pay and hours mainly
>Have a great
Virgin and fat but not ugly just thicc and awkward around women.

Function ok otherwise

>21
>Clean my room

I JUST WANT MY DAD TO HELP ME GET A NICE LIVING SPACE SO I CAN GET MY HEAD IN ORDER BUT HIS FUCKING ROASTIE GF KEEPS COMPLAINING ABOUT HER STOMACH INSTEAD OF SEEING A DOCTOR! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

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>20
>can't use MS Excel

not that i need it anyway

>>38586235
>19
>Can't do my laundry
>Can't fold clothes properly
>Can't get a job
>Can't go outside without feeling annoyed and tired

25
Beans, drive

>21
>smile on cue

>27
>Cant drive
>Can't get a bank account
>Can't tie my own shoes

>>38586235
>25
>get a gf or speak to women socially

>87

>Can't remember who I am.

>>38586235
>18

I'm too young to drink, too young to be the president, too young to land a decent paying job, too young to be seen as a grown adult but somehow old enough to drive a 2-ton death machine, legally have sex and be seen as a pedo for dating someone 17 and younger. Awkward age desu.

>22
>go to bed at a reasonable time even though I have class and work the next day

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>>38586235
>21
>kiss
feelsbadman

>28
>can't drive
>can't do simple math in my head

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>46
>marry a qt 18 year old waifu/slut and send her to college


That's all I want

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43

can't snap my fingers or maintain eye contact or talk without tripping over my words and stuttering

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42

can't talk to a man without thinking about genetics and how superior/inferior they are compared to me

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>38
>save her from the wild mutt


I'm sorry, Jayce.

>>38586235
18
>I can't play sports because I cant aim for shit because I have double vision and it's hard for me to really know where a point really is.
Can't wait for when I'm mandatorily conscripted next year, going to injure someone because I can't aim

23
>can't my emotion with anyone
>can't do the spanish rrrr

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>>38590668
Shoujyo and the back alley

It's a doujin.

The art was just made to look like a game

>28
>cant swim or ride a bike

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>25
>I can't stop drinking
>can't solve this fucking new captcha bullshit

>>38586235
>21
>can't drive any further than a couple of miles radius around my hometown
I just get nervous over the prospect of having to drive somewhere I've never been before

>>38586235
27
I can't dive
Never been able to get my brain to let my head go below my body when I jump.
But when it comes to other shit uhhhh I can't vote but because I have a felony, or felonies

>>38590983
you've never been further then that in your life ?

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>>38586235
>21
>find a dream/goal/interest i can accept so i can forget about everything else, and not think anymore.
it only makes me sad :(

>>38586235

23
can't take care of myself
can't make friends
can't drive

>20
>Answer the front door

>23
>can't eat meat
never have and probably never will.

>29

>laundry, bills, taxes, maintaining conversation beyond "Hey hows it going", can't make a real "meal", how to express correct facial expressions when talking to people.

Why the fuck wouldnt anyone here know how to do laundry? Its easy af it only takes time

26 make important decisions where there would be negative consequences for other people around me if I choose wrong

>>38590598
That's fucking stupid and weird

>>38590598
Fuck off viagra addict

>>38586235
> 39
> die
> produce high content posts

>>38591057
Not by driving myself, no.

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>21

>masturbate properly
>Get a job
>talk to others
>play videogames past a piss poor level
>smell nice
>clean my cumstains
>budget my time
I know how to cook and clean and do laundry though, at least

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>>38586235
24

I can't survive on my own.

I can do pretty much what everyone else can but I can't hold down a job or muster up enough fucks to do anything with my life. I end up quitting jobs after a few weeks because I feel miserable and want to die, the pressure of the normies and their bullshit gets too much and I just leave. I can cook, clean and teach myself to do pretty much any day to day skill an adult would need to know though which is why my bf puts up with me. He earns the money and I do everything else. Cooking, cleaning, errands, planning holidays and entertainment for us.

It's an easy life and I feel guilty a lot of the time but I just can't make it on my own.

>>38586235
>22
>can't drive
Sorry that piloting this 5 ton literal weapon and having to deal with retards on the road that might kill me makes me a bit nervous.

>30
>support myself

>>38586235

>28
>never changed the oil in my car, kinda know how..
>also can't get up and out of bed before 8 am without puking from anxiety
>50% of the time puke after getting out of bed after 8 am from anxiety

>>38587378
>get on bus
>pay fare
>sit down
>congratulations, you're going to the bad side of town, you can't stop the bus, and now you're lost!

>>38586235
>23
>Can't really tie my shoes or ride a bike
I am so deeply ashamed

>20
>butter bread
>make simple meals

>>38587524
That must suck if you're ever trying to... well... do anything at all with a woman ever.

I can't imagine not being able to empathize with people. It would turn my already nervous self into a ball of pure autism.

Just the thought of never being able to predict what people are about to do is terrifying. I go out, see a woman, and have no idea if she is going to attack me, start screeching or transform into a dinosaur.

learn the difference between empathize and sympathize you fucking retard.

>>38588312

you just said everything you have to do

>>38586235
>19
>can do all the mundane things you fags can't

The worst is that I can do anything except getting laid or having a convo. Why is it that I cannot do what I can do, then?

>>38586440
Are you on parole/probation or do you work for the CIA? A buddy of mine from high school joined the CIA and he had to cut contact with me because of my criminal record.

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>24
>I can't fold clothes, especially shirts

I didn't know how to wipe my arse properly until about 19-20.

>>38586648
you sound cute anon
no homo

>12
>cannot do most things besides be a little cunt and inconvenience adults

>>38591646
Laundry, bills, and taxes are all easy as fuck senpachi

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>20
>can't make food
literally never cooked a single thing in my entire life
my parents have been away for the last week and I've eaten literally nothing but pizza and taco bell

42.
Fuck 19 year olds.

(If YOU are 19, you'd better be fucking 19 year olds while you can.)

>>38593965
iktf, do you sort of feel like an inability to do it? My parents keep calling me lazy but I seriously don't think it's because i'm lazy. I feel like there's some autistic barrier actually stopping me from making a meal.

>>38586235
21
can't budget or cook

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>>38586235
>24
>can't stop drinking

24 years and can't drive. learned some when I was 16 but then epilepsy struck

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>>38594094
I'm stopped by hardcore autism
A few years ago I had to try making pasta and I got nervous and dumped the pasta all over the stove and it got under the pot and caught on fire. I'm too useless to prepare food

>>38594199
kek, I haven't had any real disasters like that but I simply don't eat if I don't buy fast food / have food prepared for me. I could not eat anything all day / night and I would rather famish myself than try to prepare food.

am i a retard?

>20
>can't find love

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>21
>talk to women

>>38593965
Go to /ck/ anon. We can help you.

>23
>dont have license
>can't swim

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>>38594482
I don't know about that. I think everyone would make fun of me if I tried to cook something. I have anxiety

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23
>can't cook
>can't communicate well
>can't get a gf
>can't function in society
>can't play guitar despite 2 years of practice before dropping it
>can't even play most vidya all that well considering how much time I've spent with it

At least I can drive I guess, but it still makes me really nervous. I would say that I can't make friends, but I don't even try, nor do I want friends.

>>38594613
I worked at 2 very upscale restaurants for about 3 years. Want to post your discord and I'll try and help you?

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>>38586235
>19
>can't remember to eat
My parents went on a weeklong road trip a month ago and when they came back they noticed there weren't any dishes used whatsoever.

>22
>Unable to do even one push-up

20
>can't drive a car
>can't talk to people over internet
>enjoy things because of experiencing a lot of stuff and everything feels boring now

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>20
I can cheat at blackjack

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>>38594813
Sorry. I don't doubt you but I don't feel comfortable trying to cook anything

>>38593622
>I don't know that buses run on fixed lines, and their stops are predetermined
>I didn't look to see where the bus is destined, information available on the outside of the bus itself
>I also can't decipher a map
>I just hopped on, immediately began staring at my feet, zoned out, and lost track of my surroundings, and got off at a random stop
Do you also need to be taught how to read? I can't imagine how a literate individual with even the most basic level of reasoning could have this much trouble with something the developmentally disabled are capable of understanding.

within reason
>>38586258
>>38586462
>>38586542
>>38587435


situational/ dependent on context/ borderline pathetic
>>38586282
>>38586413
>>38586440
>>38586441
>>38586595
pathetic beyond redemption
>>38586235
>>38586476
>>38586500
>>38586648
>>38587341

this thread got too big i give up

>>38586235
>25
>Can't pee properly without aiming

>18
>Can't swim
>Can't tie shoelaces

>25
>Cannot drive.
>Cannot calculate square roots in my head.

Okay for all the people that can't tie their shoes, what the fuck?

Nigga youtube that shit holy fuck

> 27
> make a joke that anyone finds funny

>22
>I'm not sure how to do income tax

19

leave this damn website