Heres a story >be me back in high school >went to this

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Heres a story

>be me back in high school
>went to this local restaurant often
>it was in this strip mall kind of thing
>fried chicken and pizza place
>took my bike over all the time
>they had a sticker on the window, it was basically a big window in the front of the store that covered the whole front and the sticker covered the whole window
>you could see out from the inside but not in from the outside
>i was eating my fries and i always have my eye on my bike through the window
>i see some guy ride up on his bike and hes eyeing up mine
>he drives away and i think nothing of it
>couple mins later i see him run up and get on my bike
>there is a trick my brother taught me, not really a trick, but if you have no lock and you need to keep your bike outside put it on the lowest gear, because the lowest is the hardest to get speed on
>i had it on the lowest gear so when he tried to pedal away he couldnt get speed
>i instantly get up and i run outside and he notices and looks back , i could tell by the expression on his face he was like "oh shit"
>he tries to take a turn into the parking lot but they have those stumps that the cars park in front of and the wheel kind of gets caught
>I push him off the bike, he falls to the ground, bike falls to the ground
>i get close and knock him right in the side of the head
>i yell want some more cunt?
>he gets up and runs like his ass is on fire
>grab my bike and walk back up to the door
>notice 2 of the workers ran out too
>ask wtf happen
>i just say he tried to steal my bike
>they ask if i want to put it inside
>put it inside and start eating my fries again
>look up and notice a girl from one of my classes and her family is there
>i can tell they are talking about it

Sit there like nothing happened