It's Sunday night and you could be fucking some tight pussy.

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>creeping

this is not healthy my dude

raised by a single mother so I never learned how to actually treat women like the pieces of shit they are

>>38581959
>It's Sunday night and you could be fucking some tight pussy.
Except I can't

>>38581959
I like being originally alone

>>38581959
what a shitty bait thread
at least put some effort into it next time

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I'm sensing a trend in this thread

no, i couldn't

>>38581959
>you could be fucking some tight pussy.

Literally how? You don't know me and you haven't seen how ugly/short/minority I am.

>>38581959
How do I meet young single women? I get zero matches on tinder but I think I could do better in person, but I never see any single girls where I live.

>>38582439
Just go outside and b original :)

>>38581974
i want to stick my face in between those cheeks and sniff hard

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>>38581959
I would but im busy, i have to watch the The Flintstones in rock Vegas again

>>38581959
>implying a girl would be attracted to me.
good joke op.

>>38581959
Because girls think I'm a freak like everyone else.

>>38581959
Because my girlfriend is In Germany now with her parents and I won't see her until the 28th when I come back from my holiday In Asia. Will be having sex on Friday again though.

>>38581959
Right has the face of a middle aged mom

>>38581959
Because I am incredibly drunk and the female species are such head fucks I'd rather browse a Malaysian basket weaving site instead

>>38582600
Face is whatever, that ass and legs are perfect though hnnnngggg

>>38582498

How many times have you watched it?

How good is it?

>>38581959
Because I need to get up at 6 tomorrow for work

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Because I have come to terms with my virginity.

>>38581959
crippling social anxiety and fear of women

>>38581974
any vids of people getting caught creeping

>>38581959
Because Sunday is the Lord's day. I can't engage in degenerate pre-marital sex on the Sabbath.

I work on sundays and I was just chilling with some friends. I just quit my job so I'm grabbing numbers from the cute girls at work before I leave so I'll accept that as a success for now.

because instead of chasing pussy I'll never get in any possible permutation of the universe, I spent the day cycling to a bunch of good restaurants all around my city, catching up with some friends, and doing other shit

>>38582423
>Literally how? You don't know me and you haven't seen how ugly/short/minority I am.
just be yourself, anon. works for me.
-- chad thundercock

>>38582488
>i want to stick my face in between those cheeks and sniff hard
staceys aren't into degeneracy unless chad orders them to do it.

>>38583409
>because instead of chasing pussy I'll never get in any possible permutation of the universe, I spent the day cycling to a bunch of good restaurants all around my city, catching up with some friends, and doing other shit
dude if your life involves cycling around town to good restaurants to hang out with buddies, you can bag puss. chicks dig people who go out and do interesting things. sort yourself out, faggot.

>>38582777
well i haven't seen it in years and i havent got around to watching it again

>>38582423
i overheard two girls talking about some desperate beta that offered to pay to eat out a pussy. the girl accepted.
maybe try that

There are actually no real opportunities for the next month until I move. Fun stuff.

>>38581959
Sunday night is the day of rest you heathen.

>>38581959
Because it's monday morning

>>38581959
>Instead, you're here... Why?
I'm an overweight 30yo virgin neet who lives in his parents basement. I'm curious as to how you think there's any chance of my getting laid. Sure all the 18-23 collegefags living in dorms might have a shot at it, but not people like me.

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I'm actually grabbing a pair of tits in my car as I type this , this thread doesn't apply to me

>>38584470
Fucking normie you are going to crash

>>38581959
because feminist gave women rights at the expense of men. I am not interested in baby jail for not paying child support or being falsely accuse of rape. My life is over if that happens and my reputation will be destroyed.

>>38583478
the problem is all with my shitty personality and inability to even pretend to give a single shit about the noises that come from their mouths

>>38581959
Because I am wholly uninterested in "fucking some tight pussy." The act of sex does very little for me. If there is no deeper emotional connection I cant even keep it up. Quick fucks are pointless to me.

>>38581959
because i'm ugly, and being ugly i was ignored by most everyone. This made me never learn social interaction, thus making me too autistic to talk to girls. I can't get pussy, if i don't talk to females. So this is where i spend my time