>be me >be normie in highschool >see qt grill >strike

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>be me
>be normie in highschool
>see qt grill
>strike up a conversation
>heyhowsitgoinhaha.jpg
>she replies nervously
>"oh uh, hey, it's been pretty good s-so far."
>we become friends
Further along the line, found out she's cyborg-status
>"woah hey what website is that?" I say
>"N-NOTHING, IT'S JUS-JUST S-SOMETHING FOR T-TAXES"
>she's red at this point
>"Oh, are you on 4chan? I've been on there a good few times."
>she's relieved that I already know this
>our friendship turns to something more
Turn to a few weeks later, her father dies
By this time, I already turned full-time robot
>we are at the funeral right now
>nervous as all fuck, never been to a funeral before
>"would anyone like to say their part?"
>go up
>literally sweat everywhere
>begin to feel heavyweight champion of spaghetti falling out
>"what is it Anon? It's alright if you're too nervous"
>cloak of spaghet is formed
>ohfuckwhydidIgouphere.mp3
>I yell directly into the microphone
>"GET FUCK'D OLD MAN"
>oh no
>start running while also crying
>literal mob after me
>turn to now
>28, dead-end job, and hand-holdless virgin
Is there a medical term for this behaviour, robots?
I think I may have fucked up