Welp today's the day. Stole my dad's Glock (which he

Do you wanna talk OP? What's wrong?

>>38572909
You should just do it in the bathroom of your house.

Dont do it OP, wanna talk?

>>38572957
This. Do it in the bathtub. Remember to close the shower curtains and to sit upright so your brains and skull don't leak out.

>>38572909
Hopefully you find more peace in the next world OP. See ya space cowboy.

Since you really just made this thread to show off pics your old man's piece, just post more. He has shitty taste, by the way.

>>38572957
>>38572973

why would I do this when I can just go to a forest and do it so none of my family will have to find me

I've fucked up enough in my life, I don't think they should have to clean up my lifeless body

>>38572946
>>38572967

thanks but no thanks

nothing is really wrong, just had enough. nothing has been going my way for a while now and the future is impossibly bleak

Join the military instead bud, make something new of your life

Kill yourself with a fucking rope if you insist on doing so. It's not my place to say whether you should or shouldn't kill yourself, but killing yourself with your father's gun will make him feel guilty and irresponsible, as well as making it harder for legal gun owners to fight for gun rights.

>>38572909
just remember its permanent OP
imagine carving a penis into your forehead with a knife and everyone calling you a dickhead forever

>>38572909
cody that better not be you, you faggot. i'll hold this against you forever.

>>38572909
>If anyone is in the Ohio/Indiana/Illinois/Kentucky area and wants to watch (or do it for me for all I care) then I can drive
yes, meeting up with some suicidal, disturbed individual that browses r9k and has a loaded gun is exactly what i needed today

>>38573075
This plus it very well might be taken as evidence and he'll never see it again. Just rude to your old man

>>38573075
This. Your father would be devastated, and take the blame for the rest of his life

>>38572909
dont get his new glock dirty

>>38573075
This. I know a gun is easy but just get a thick rope, find a tall tree in the woods and tie a noose around a really sturdy and thick branch and drop. If you do it right you'll break your neck. If not, you'll probably crush your windpipe but still you'll still die it'll just be a little longer, like less than a minute.

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>>38573089
>tfw I'm a cody
>tfw all cody's I've met have been suicidal

>>38573014
They're gonna look for you, inform the police you're missing, go through a harrowing period where they don't know whether you're still alive, be informed that the police have found your lifeless body, and they will STILL have to come in to identify your corpse, and pay thousands for the search party. Just do it in the fucking bathtub like a man.

go kill niggers first so your life was worthy

>>38573014
What's wrong?

Why do you feel like this?

How long have you been feeling like this?

>>38573104
His father would stop existing for him
Infact everything will stop existing for him.
Afterlife seems favourable than pain.

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>>38573011

all he has is hunting guns besides the one in op

would it be better to do it with a long barrel rifle or a shotgun? I honestly don't know, wouldn't a shotgun make my head unidentifiable? I don't know if it's better or worse that way

>>38573075
Haha what the fuck, of course it would make gun rights look bad because the whole reason he can kill himself so easily is that there is a gun available in the house you dimwit.

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>I'm gonna do it thread
You won't OP, so don't waste our time.

>>38573166


not going to go into specifics because my life at this point has only been useless and a detriment to everyone around me but the suicidal thoughts have always been there but at least I had someone to help me null the feeling. once the nullifier is gone then what's really stopping me?

>>38572909
>today's the day i ruin my dad's life forever

Lol okay

>>38573154
I'd probably want to kill myself too if my parents were the kind of people who'd name me Cody.
I mean I want to kill myself anyway, but you get the point.

How fucking difficult is it to comprehend?
buwwets in mag > mag in gun > rack > kys

>>38573286
My entire life is just a mistake. It's up to me to fix it and give myself meaning.

>find solace in cancerous board r9k

Don't kill yourself.

>>38573254
Is your nullifier gone?

>>38573398
Shut up Stan, you're a cuck. He's not gonna do it anyway.

>can't relate to /r9k/ anymore
is it finally over, or is there somewhere else for even people like me?

Don't do it man, your parents will be devastated
>tell us more about life

>>38573400
obviously

she's done with me and I know at this point there's no way to turn back from here. she came into my life and helped me just as fast as she left and tore it apart

>>38572909
There's already a mag in there. Check if it's loaded.

>>38573450
Go to wizard chan it might suit you

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>>38573494
Looks like it's finally over.

>>38573464
Do you think your family and friends could act like "replacement" Nullifiers? You said you've always had suicidal thoughts so had did you cope before you met this girl?

>>38573570
I meant how did you cope not had did you cope

>>38573570
no they can't I'm not close to any of them and I didn't cope, I already tried to kill myself by drowning myself when I was 17 and got admitted for 3 months. I'm not letting that happen again

he gets home at 4 though so I'm leaving now, any posts after this aren't me.

>>38573537
r/incels unironically

>>38573134
This.
I own guns, but I would never off myself with one of them, no matter how enticing it is.
1-I makes legal gun owners look bad. Anti-gunners will use it a excuse to demand more restrictions.
2-Someone will have to clean the bloody mess I made with it.
3-The police, the authorities where I live are pretty corrupt, and a lot of seized guns "get lost misteriously". I don't want them to end up in the hands of a street thug, or a drug dealer or a fat arse cop's private collection. I rather sell them or destroy them myself.

>>38573630
Okay OP if your 100% decided to do this I hope you can find peace in the next life if you believe in one

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Illinois fag here, let's talk about this Anon.

the gun looks already loaded, just rack and pull the trigger. make sure you angle towards the cerebral or else you'll just be brain dead and still alive.

>>38573104
I agree with this anon.
You should kill your father first.

Don't do that with your dads gun u cunt

Just go to a shooting range and kill yourself with a rent gun. Killing yourself with your father's gun is going to fuck him up.

>>38572909
Why don't you follow the supreme gentleman instead? Take some normies out with you.

>>38572909
PLEASE don't kill yourself with your dad's gun, he will never forgive himself. Handguns suck for suicide anyways. You can go buy a used 12 gauge and more effectively off yourself in just under an hour. I beg of you.

>>38573645
Hope is just there to be dashed. It doesn't matter anymore.

>>38573699
Wrong, destroying the cerebral cortex is more likely to turn you into a vegetable. Soft palate at a slight angle is a direct path to the brainstem and is unsurvivable.

>>38573659
Actually, one of the very reasons why I haven't commited suicide yet is because I can still legally own guns where I live, stupid restrictions (eg: getting a concealed carry permit is nigh impossible nowadays) notwithstanding.

>>38573888
If you're 18 you can legally purchase a long gun. If you're not 18 yet you need to gtfo

I live in indiana, come to my house and do it. I also have another gun you can use if you can't get yours to work.

>>38572909
I was about to say ''Don't go with a negative K/D'' but
> I honestly have no idea how to load it/assemble but I'm going to buy rounds for it right now

I doubt you could take someone with you in hell, just don't turn into a vegetable or else you would've preferred going for an heart shot.

There is much less painfull ways to kys btw.

>>38573947
If he can't figure out how a fucking glock works he really shouldn't be trying to kill himself with a gun at all. 100% gonna fuck it up.

>>38574070
Guns are instant unless you're retarded. A shot to the brainstem drops you so fast your body doesn't even have time to flinch, snipers aim for it in deteriorated hostage situations for that reason.

>>38573215

Suicide rates in the United States are about average compared to other western developed countries with much stricter gun control laws. There is little to no evidence that gun rights increases suicide rates.

>>38573043
Why the fuck would any human being want to join the murder monkeys?

No lower scum exists.

>>38573924
Where I live, you need to be 21 in order to get a firearms ownership license. I'm not from US, or Canada.

> Go to a lake, wear something heavy
>Shoot self
>The the gun shot doesn't kill me (for whatever reason) then the drowning will

Is this a good method?

>>38573464
>she
>it's roastie drama
fucking do it faggot

>>38574244
*if

Don't know why I repeated "the".

>>38574244
No because somebody is gonna have to drag your giant bloated carcass out eventually. Just buy a cheap 12ga + some 3" slugs and put the barrel to your soft palate.

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>>38574244
fav method still is carbon monoxide poisoning

>>38574392
As if I care if someone finds me, I'll be dead anyway.

>>38572909
>>38573075
Shoot other people, then he wont feel sad or guilty.
Youre a massive fag for not doing the happening/beta uprising while you have nothing to lose, anyway

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Why kill yourself when there's so much to do and see in the world? Go drive across the country or some shit and see what the world has to offer you. Leave your troubles behind and do something, anything. Go skydiving, go scubadiving, go hiking, go sailing, pick up a sport or a hobby, there's so much you've probably never done and you'll miss out on all of it. At the very least just put it off and go do something you've always wanted to do (that isn't killing yourself), maybe you'll feel more accomplished and better.

>>38574191
Nowadays it's mostly poorfags and guys who come from military families. Special forces are born for it, there's nothing they can do to change the way they are. Not their fault.

>>38572909
why not go snort cocaine on a dozen whores bodies? that is one hell of a way to go out anon

>not even gonna pull an Elliot

What a gay

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please don't do it, go seek out a therapist, call the suicide hotline, anything, your death will be on your parents conscience for the rest of their lives, at least don't do it with your fathers gun, he'll feel so guilty

please anon, stop it, get some help.

>>38574725
That was a good meme, but things cost money, money needs motivation, motivation needs no sadness.

>>38572909
Stop it lefty pol.

>>38573215
People own guns to defend themselves and their households, not to commit suicide. If that were the case, then that would be a quickly dwindling market

>>38572909 dont do it man, find something to live for. you only get one mushroom in this game, lets not waste it . think first please. don't be another statistic

>>38573760

This. He'll blame himself for it, plus he wont be able to use the gun ever again which is 500 dollars down the dain. Either use your own gun or do it with a rental gun. Dont use your dad's gun

Please come and shoot me first.
>>38576570
says the faggot that has something to live for

>>38574725
>Why kill yourself when there's so much to do and see in the world?
Do people honestly believe this pasta?

It' lacks any understanding about the whole fucking thing that makes depression so shitty. It's amazing how ignorant you dumbasses and everyone else is about the subject.

>antisuicide normies come out of the woodwork every fucking time
LEAVE

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>>38574725
>"just don't show up to work tomorrow, pull a brick of gold out of your ass and sail around the world bro!"


how can people this dumb be able to know how to use a computer

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>>38576436
>>38576789
>>38577087
You don't need money for everything, just hitchhike around the country and fuck around; you're ignorant if you think there's nothing you can do without money, and if you need money so badly then apply for neetbux. Better than the eternal nothingness that you get from killing yourself.

/k/ here

not gonna claim any of the standard anti-suicide spiel, but trusting 9x19 with your death is risky. If possible get a second who'll finish you if you fuck up. Ideally get a shotgun. GL

>>38577631
Better yet, pawn off your shit for money, not like you'll miss it if the alternative is suicide.

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>>38572909
Stream it and you'll be remembered.

>>38577662
this, you're dumb as fuck if you think you're going to be able to 100% kill yourself with a 9mm. Either use a shotgun or risk suffering for the rest of your life in a hospital bed. And using someone else's tools to kill yourself is silly. Your father will probably end up killing himself over the guilt, but that's probably what you wanted anyways.

>>38577949
what about a .38 +p out of a snub nose?

>>38574077
woah there! who said anything about killing themselves? OP just really wants to shoot guns with someone.

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>>38572909
see ya dude

>>38578056
As I always say in these type of threads. Budd Dwyer killed himself with what it looked like a .357 Magnum revolver. Barrel lenght was at least 4-5 inches. Definitely not a snubnose.

>>38572909
You should talk to your dad first, anon. He loves you more than you could imagine.

>>38573464
>she came into my life and helped me just as fast as she left and tore it apart
I swear if this faggot really killed himself over a grill... Sad.

OP I will pay you to come to virginia and kill me first

>>38576756
Some people just don't like other people killing themselves. I know a lot of people with suicidal thoughts, but it's amazing to see them smile and be happy when you talk to them. Makes them think of something else then just death.

>>38578582
I think it's too late :(

>>38578582
You don't know that and shouldn't assume

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Do you think he did it? Did we lose another robot?

>>38579305
yea he ded

Hi someone just posted this pasta on another board, keep yourselves contained in here please, thanks.

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>yfw OP was lying and wrote this shit just to get some (You)s

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Stop your fucking crying pussy.

https://youtu.be/KO3l733WRN0

why do people trust guns for suicide? ive saw shotgun survivors.

people always say "aim in the mouth" but honestly gow can you even tell where youre aiming? wpuldnt you sit and bleed to death. that sounds awful

is a forehead rifle or shot gun hit probably instant seems like you could live

>>38573193
shotgun to the brain stem, OP.

>>38572909
>its another OP becomes a statistic and makes gun owners look bad meme
go fuck yourself.

>>38579305
No. He's just another attention-seeking faggot looking for (You)s.

Whiney selfish cowards.

>>38573089
cody cigar

>>38572909
>anon wants to meet someone in real life for company
>secretly wants to shoot a r9ker
>murder suicide

No thanks op

>>38573154
I've only met on cody. His father was named Clete.

>>38577631

Why try to feed OP this fairytale bullshit? Yes, you fucking do need money for everything. Where are you gonna sleep? How are you gonna eat? It's not gonna fucking work and it's bad advice.

Have fun being an accessory to suicide anons!

>>38577631
Literally what the fuck are you talking about? I've wanted to just walk around the states but I have no money. I can rely on nature to provide me with food because the world is so overpopulated and everything is so regulated. Plus, hitchhiking is a great way to get killed or a waste of time.

Truthfully, you should kill yourself instead of OP

>>38581375
society is the first accessory to every suicide

>>38581375
accessorize my ballsack, idiot

>>38577631
>eternal nothingness
haha, you're in for a shock, bub

>>38573215
Hurr guns cause suicide. Removing guns from a house doesn't cure depression, fuckskull

I just hope op is okay...

>>38581224
>Clete
Named for what his illiterate father would beat him with after fucking up Soccer games.

>>38573075
Use the gun, it will be funny to see these gun nuts rage in the aftermath.

>>38572909
>Indiana
Nigga come down to Carmel I'll beat the suicidal out of you

>>38572909
Just do it already you fucking little bitch.

>>38574947
why did datass need to be photoshopped

>>38572909
He doesn't know how to work a gun.

>>38572909
Shoot up hotel bristol

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>>38573043
Fight and die for Israel, goyim!

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>>38577631

I appreciate your ascetic approach to life, anon. My plan was similar to your advice

>>38573014
>thanks but no thanks
Cut the shit. If you didn't have second thoughts or want somebody to talk you out of it you would have just done it.

>>38572909
Run your car off a tall bridge, do backflip (faggot) as you jump out and than shoot yourself in midair

>>38577631
sleeping outside fucking sucks, and you need money to sleep inside, getting food without money sucks and takes a lot of time in this socitiy

>>38572909
>give me attention ha ha lol i'm so quirky and interesting
just move to a city, plenty of people your age will circle jerk over how special they are and how nobody understands them

>>38577857
Honestly I'm sick of suicide threads with no followup.

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>>38572909

livestream your death faggot

do it in a populated area for max clout points

>>38572909
Thats such a quality gun!

>>38587803
>suicide threads with no followup
Hmm...