I'm posting this from my new office on my first day at my

They won't check unless you're a fuck up. If they find out, you'll be fired. There are no real consequences for this unless you're representing yourself as a doctor or a realtor or some other profession where you can cost someone a bunch of money or hurt someone through your incompetence. This is graphic design, do your job.

>>38567586
>18$/hr
>how do I maintain this bullshit without getting caught
It's not like you faked your way into becoming a surgeon anon. They're barely paying you above minimum wage, if you get caught just find some other shit entry level job.

Fake it 'till you make it Anon
Do the best you can for all your work for as long as possible; the longer you're there the more expensive firing you is going to be (time and effort in finding a replacement wage-cuck)
Hopefully you can learn fast enough that you blend into their existing work flow

>>38567586
This is literally how you learn anything, there's no need to feel bad. Sooner or later you'll stop needing Google because you have the experience instead.

They're giving you $18/hour and didn't even ask for a portfolio?

Damn dude your employers deserve to get scammed by you